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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey View Post
    a parcel we sent to mum, nearly there now.
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    they are really looking for money.
    And/or granny panties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    And/or granny panties.
    Let me know what colour and material you want bogof.

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    Pink please. 34 inch waist.

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    Got some brownie points from M'Sahib a few days ago. She doesn't like using a hoover because of having to change sockets all the time, so uses the standard Thai brush to clean the floors. Got here a Dyson V8 Absolute cordless, which is majic. Full charge gives it around 40 minutes operating time, which is plenty.

    Reinforces my 'domestic god' image. Now, where's that iron.........


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    Blimey.

    You could take that up-country and tell them it predicts lottery numbers.

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    I met a girl once who had never seen or used a hoover or tumble dryer before.


    Odd, that.

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    Udon Thani girl was all confudled asking if my laptop was a TV back in 2005.


    Though what she lacked in technological knowledge, she made up for in blowjob skills.



    Funny thing is, she's now Butterfly's technical adviser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post

    Though what she lacked in technological knowledge, she made up for in blowjob skills.



    Funny thing is, she's now Butterfly's technical adviser.
    For blowjobs?

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    Believe so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Believe so.
    Wonder if he swallows or spits? Does he play the trombone?

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    Think Harry could tell you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    I met a girl once who had never seen or used a hoover or tumble dryer before.


    Odd, that.
    Which part of Wales was she from?

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    Got here a Dyson V8 Absolute cordless,
    Can that monster take sex-toy attachments?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    Can that monster take sex-toy attachments?
    Suction to rival that of a Jomtien ladyboy, or so SA reckons.

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    Er indoors

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    Classic car show Bali August 2017

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    Snapped an American holding up the queue in Tesco trying to pay in old pound coins, someone ought to tell him that "Knob" translates to " penis" in this part of the world

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    Post a photo a week, of anything/anywhere-dn3kxgjuiaav-cm-jpg

    I'm a world cup winner, albeit a Veterans World Cup Winner.
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    Congrats.


    Will pop round later to thieve the winner's medal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    Snapped an American holding up the queue in Tesco trying to pay in old pound coins, someone ought to tell him that "Knob" translates to " penis" in this part of the world

    Post a photo a week, of anything/anywhere-yankknobgunjockey-jpg
    Hope you were careful with your words, and caucasian, as he might be volatile and could even be armed

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    I can't post a pic from dropbox

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    and could even be armed



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    ^ Ya think.

    Cool Howitzer BTW. Looks like a real blast.

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