Looking for a thread!

[English Noodles]

Anyone know where the thread about ATM machines not dispensing cash but still charging your account is? The search function is so shite on TD that you can't search 'ATM'.

Just used Bangkok Bank ATM with a K-Bank card and it stiffed me for B4,500.

Bastards!

[dirtydog]

Got to be a 4 letter search, what you doing drawing out such large amounts of cash, nipping down Eden club or something

[English Noodles]

Birthday present for the Mrs.

[blackgang]

They was busy looking at his tits on the CC cams and got confused about what they was doing.

[dirtydog]

Birthday present for the Mrs.

Just give her a traditional geordie birthday present, sure she will be fine with a punch in the mouth

[English Noodles]

Just give her a traditional geordie birthday present

She doesn't like coal

[superman]

Got to be a 4 letter search

Type in ATM's. Derrrrr. Sorry DD that's meant for EN

[kingwilly]

you'll have to call the bank mate

[dirtydog]

^I doubt they sell coal kw.

[dirtydog]

Talking of money Mr Noodles I have a business proposition for you that I think we could do well out of, you will know the market and we can market it to your geordie friends, might need to bring blackgang in on the business for his specialist knowlege but how does this sound to you on a cold winters evening by whatever river there is in Geordie land.

Ferret Penis Warmer Skins, Keep your penis warm on those winter evenings with our real ferret skins.

[jizzybloke]

think it was Chitown's thread?

have a look through them.

[dirtydog]

Do you have any albino ferret skins in size small?

I believe so jizzy, just pm Mr Noodles

[kingwilly]

Talking of money Mr Noodles I have a business proposition for you that I think we could do well out of, you will know the market and we can market it to your geordie friends, might need to bring blackgang in on the business for his specialist knowlege but how does this sound to you on a cold winters evening by whatever river there is in Geordie land.

Ferret Penis Warmer Skins, Keep your penis warm on those winter evenings with our real ferret skins.

sounds like a Wank sock.

[dirtydog]

Sorry jizzy, Mr Noodles just pmed me, we do have a small sized slightly used one for sale at a greatly discounted price, I should mention That Mr Noodles was the proud wearer of this one so it's quite famous in and around the bars of bangkok

[blackgang]

you'll have to call the bank mate

Why would anyone want to call a bank Mate?

[DrAndy]

are you copying my one-liners/

[English Noodles]

Just looked through 500 of Chi's thread titles and came up with nothing. Called the bank and they recken 9 business days?WTF

[dirtydog]

^This is probably a good time to put in a disclaimer about the teakdoor lucky amulet....

[dirtydog]

Noodles, i have recieved a few complaints about your ferret skin penis warmers not being water proof, I have decided to do a deal with bkkmadness and his fish skin penis warmers that are water proof, I hope this doesn't damage our friendship in anyway and am willing to send you a nice lump of Northern England coal as a peace offering.

[kingwilly]

they dont need to be waterproof, in fact they are designed it soak up, erm, spillage.

[kingwilly]

[dirtydog]

I have a small sized black ferret skin penis warmer for sale if anyone is interested

How small is it?

[jizzybloke]

sorry mate this is the one i must have been thinking of,

https://teakdoor.com/living-in-thaila...s-ahhhhhh.html (Schwab Bank Free ATM Withdrawals - Ahhhhhh yes, I am a cheapskate)

[kingwilly]

I have a small sized black ferret skin penis warmer for sale if anyone is interested

How small is it?

DD an Australian small size is stilll gonne shit all over the average brit sized sausage.

sorry if that upsets you or makes you feel inadequate.

[jizzybloke]

Birthday present for the Mrs

Wish The Mrs happy birthday from me and Jbird!