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Old 08-11-2009, 03:28 AM   #1 (permalink)
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It Does Matter How You Look

Ive never bought into the myth that how you look is completely irrelevant in the world of beer bars,girls and bar fines.
If you are young and good looking sitting in a bar beside an old fat guy the young guy will leave with the better looking girl. Its a fact of life no matter where you are in the world. Ive sat in my mates bar in second road and watched girls knock back ugly badly dressed guys who were practically throwing money at them.
If you make a bit of effort with your appearance they do appreciate it. The girls will approach you first and be a lot less grudging when it comes to the end deal.
Sure the fat guy in the vest may get the girl sometimes but he will always be last choice and he will have to live with the thought that she hates him.
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Old 08-11-2009, 05:57 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I agree with dressing decently, even going to the grocery store I make sure my clothes are clean and matching, neighbors probably think I'm a poof
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There's something desperately sad about dressing up to hire a prostitute though don't you think?
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Old 08-11-2009, 10:01 AM   #4 (permalink)
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The smart and less deperate ones, no matter how gruffy or off balance they may look, ......have NO interest in grooming themselves in order to attract as many women as they can get IN BARS or BAR SCENCES alike.

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Old 08-11-2009, 10:09 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Yes it does matter how you look. If you dress deliberately loose n casual and keep yourself unshaven for a night out in Pattaya the girls tend to leave you alone more, which makes for a much more relaxing evening. Essential to wear slip on slip off type footwear too, preferably a cheapo local brand- someone wearing Reeboks or even elaborate sandals is generally a tourist, and hence a magnet for Lady Drink leeches.
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I get rid of unwanted attention by telling them I live here. Obviously I will only ever be a one night deal and never a "sponsor"
On the clothes question, I dress like shit most of the time and still get to pick anything I want.
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Old 08-11-2009, 10:24 AM   #9 (permalink)
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There's something desperately sad about dressing up to hire a prostitute though don't you think?
Perfect response to a stupid thread.
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matter of personal esteem
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Not at all ---employees work better when they like their boss
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Some people like to look good all the time, I am not one of those. They couldn't give a shit what you look like, you will look like you look when you're naked and humping the crap out of em.
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Old 08-11-2009, 11:26 AM   #13 (permalink)
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If you dress deliberately loose n casual and keep yourself unshaven for a night out in Pattaya the girls tend to leave you alone more
Having your missus in tow generally helps to keep the working girls away but mate you fit the above description to a deliberate tee.
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Old 08-11-2009, 11:32 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Having your missus in tow generally helps to keep the working girls away but mate you fit the above description to a deliberate tee.
So true....personally I like to look clean and tidy, normally I go out with the GF, so being a scruff also reflects on her.
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nobody would notice!
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Since when do you have to dress up in Patt's to be hansum man.

But I've been known to scrub up a bit when we go somewhere 'nice'.
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I try to dress down to make myself look ugly (which is pretty hard btw ) That and the missus keeps the girls at bay.
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There's something desperately sad about dressing up to hire a prostitute though don't you think?
Spot on.

Why do people wear suits to gogo bars?

To me it just screams "look at me, look at me, I'm displaying my (alleged) wealth", which in turn tells me that such a person is an imbecile, insecure, dull and usually too ugly to get anything without flashing the cash.

It is a sight seen often these days.
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