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Old 05-11-2009, 05:00 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Another Quantas gaff

Two Quantas Pilots have been stood down on a routine flight from Melbourne to Sydney, the two gentleman were having such a nice chat , they forgot to put the wheels down for landing, the emergency alarm came on 212 metres above runway approach, comment from airline spokesman live on chanel 9 news, it was just one of those mistakes that happen from time to time!!its enuf to make you want to fly Serbo Air or Air Palestine
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There used to be a Pakistan International Airlines jumbo jet permanently parked next to the runway at Islamabad. The pilot, ex air force, forgot to drop the wheels and did a belly flop on the runway.
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It's 'Qantas'.
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Another Quantas gaff
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Old 05-11-2009, 08:24 AM   #6 (permalink)
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just to be picky - it really is QANTAS

anyway - I dunno what the problem is - I forget to take the park break off in my car all the time.
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Old 05-11-2009, 08:27 AM   #7 (permalink)
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just to be picky - it really is QANTAS
I know.....I was highlighting the fact the OP made a gaff himself.
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Old 05-11-2009, 08:32 AM   #8 (permalink)
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just to be picky - it really is QANTAS
I know.....I was highlighting the fact the OP made a gaff himself.
I was actually having a dig at marmite!
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Old 05-11-2009, 08:31 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I forgot to untie the rotor blades once...
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Old 05-11-2009, 08:42 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I forgot to untie the rotor blades once...
At least you were on the ground at the time.
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Old 05-11-2009, 08:35 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Oh. All caps.....this is getting out of hand
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Anybody....apart from an Aussie....know what a Qantas is ??
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QUEENSLAND AND NORTHERN TERRITORIES AIR SERVICE isn't it?
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Yes.
^^ Where are those pics? Darwin? Charleville? Longreach?
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Yes.
^^ Where are those pics? Darwin? Charleville? Longreach?
Longreach, part of my chopper trip across australia.

http://teakdoor.com/australia-and-ne...elicopter.html (Across Australia by Helicopter.)
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Two Quantas Pilots have been stood down on a routine flight from Melbourne to Sydney, the two gentleman were having such a nice chat , they forgot to put the wheels down for landing, the emergency alarm came on 212 metres above runway approach, comment from airline spokesman live on chanel 9 news, it was just one of those mistakes that happen from time to time!!its enuf to make you want to fly Serbo Air or Air Palestine
Actually Qantas has had very few gaffs and in fact has one of, if not the, best safety records in the world.
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Old 05-11-2009, 10:33 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Actually Qantas has very few gaffs and in fact has one of, if not the, best sfety records in the world.
Not in the last few years.
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I must admit, I was always fed the line that QANTAS had one of the best records and was still fatality free.

Has that changed? What these Nawty Little Roos been doing?
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They still have a no fatalities safety record. (since 1945 I think) There have been a few incidents in the last few years but nothing involving fatalaties.
Their aircraft and hosties are getting on and they slashed the maintenance a few years ago so really it's just a matter of time unfortunately.
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