Thread: I've got a pain!

Do you ever get a pain in you side or anywhere when you not sure what it is?

I've got a pain right now in my left hand side of my stomach. Is that you appendix or the place you feel pain when you have a problem with your appendix....?

Lets all do big poo

I have loads of problems all the time and I'm not thai. Sometimes i just cant shit and sometimes its more serious.

This should be a Thread for when You cant shit and when you get refereed to this place....

And I obviously have problems speaking English.

I think the appendix is low on the right side almost to the hip bone.

Eat some yogurt and fresh papaya. Tamarind is also great for flushing out the poo.

Be sure to take some pictures of the poo and PM them to PeeWee for evaluation as he is the poo-poo expert.

If the pain is severe see a doctor. But you knew that of course.



Stay tuned for my Baked Obama thread!

They have an herbal tea here called Fitne. If you drink it at night, you will crap your guts out the next morning. Other than that start eating more green leafy vegetables, nuts and fiber.

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Do you ever get a pain in you side or anywhere when you not sure what it is?

I've got a pain right now in my left hand side of my stomach. Is that you appendix or the place you feel pain when you have a problem with your appendix....?

Lets all do big poo

I have loads of problems all the time and I'm not thai. Sometimes i just cant shit and sometimes its more serious.

This should be a Thread for when You cant shit and when you get refereed to this place....

Originally Posted by chitown

If you drink it at night, you will crap your guts out the next morning.

So nice to see posters using correct medical terminology !

Though constipation isn't really a natural tendency, there is no standard as what 'regular' might be. Some daily, some 3 times a week, etc. How long between dumps, Princey? Let's see....after a week, you might have a problem. Best to consume foods and teas that that stir tings up a little. But most of all - relax. Stress and anxiety are the leading contributors towards such delicate conditions. Best to ya!!

Originally Posted by Happyman

Originally Posted by chitown

If you drink it at night, you will crap your guts out the next morning.

So nice to see posters using correct medical terminology !

Would calling it a healthy stool make you feel better? I was going to say "you will blow a mud slide the next day."

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Though constipation isn't really a natural tendency, there is no standard as what 'regular' might be. Some daily, some 3 times a week, etc. How long between dumps, Princey? Let's see....after a week, you might have a problem. Best to consume foods and teas that that stir tings up a little. But most of all - relax. Stress and anxiety are the leading contributors towards such delicate conditions. Best to ya!!

I have read that one bowel movement (for happyman) showed digestive health. Any more meant you were eating too much any less meant the opposite.

Would calling it a healthy stool make you feel better

i think the correct terminology to use is "a queensway", a regular mammoth rectal stock clearance where "everything must go"

named after the long running radio ad. for the queensway department store sales in london.

Don't be such a baby.

Typical man pain.

And i am not going to apologise for my bad female mood,

My friend had a chronic pain in the place where you are describing. It was diagnosed as diverticulitus, which is an infection in the bowel.

Get real patsy....nobody believes you.

Anyone that bleeds for 7 days out of 30 and does not die...cannot be trusted.

Originally Posted by Humbert

diverticulitus, which is an infection in the bowel.

So thats the new 'buzz' word around the ladyboy circles huh ??

Did Knobsy tell you this ?

Originally Posted by chitown

I was going to say "you will blow a mud slide the next day."

Even better !

Originally Posted by Nawty

Originally Posted by Humbert

diverticulitus, which is an infection in the bowel.

So thats the new 'buzz' word around the ladyboy circles huh ??

Did Knobsy tell you this ?

Yup, a fancy word for an infected penis swallowed by a colon.

Lol, I don't even remember starting this thread and it was a complete surprise for me this morning. I've just done a big crap and the pain has gone away but it did wake me up. How often do you guys crap a day because recently I've been knocking out 3 good ones a day and I don't think thats normal.

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

How often do you guys crap a day because recently I've been knocking out 3 good ones a day and I don't think thats normal.

Regarding the pain mate I normally wait for 3 or 4 days and if the pain doesn't go away I then go too the docs to get it looked at.

With regard to shitting I go at least twice a day but then again it depends on your diet. When I go to Oz or the UK I am plugged up for days which is definately unhealthy.

Just be careful to watch your stool colour and if it looks like shit you are probably still healthy. If it turns darker then go to the quakes.

Cheers LT. I've been assuming recently that I'm just extra healthy because of my extra stool. I've spent most of my life in Asia farting wet socks but the solidity of my turds recently has had me feeling like a champion.

3 or 4 a day.....crikey thats at least 5 to 10 minutes per turd, so 20 to 40 minutes a day wasted.

Never more than once a day.

I did go 5 days once though without one....we were pig shooting.

Had same pain last sunday so bad almost went to Hospital, but it did not seem so bad by Tuesday when developed bronchitis and some heavy cold. Got the shotgun medication at the clinic with five different drugs and one of them must have worked as a lot better today. Never had bronchitis in my life until came to bkk, I think it's the pollution from traffic, not a healthy place to live really.

Just went again and it was an absolute monster, one of those that you feel bad about flushing. I'd post pics but I don't reckon they'd go down that well.

Send them to Knobsy on ya phone....he loves em.

Originally Posted by taxexile

Would calling it a healthy stool make you feel better

i think the correct terminology to use is "a queensway", a regular mammoth rectal stock clearance where "everything must go"

named after the long running radio ad. for the queensway department store sales in london.

Good to bump into some other Viz readers on here !

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

I'd post pics but I don't reckon they'd go down that well.

Forward them to Mr. Pot as he has experience with this!