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    Paul Daniels arrives in TD

    Has Paul Daniels arrived? That piss take about TG disappeared faster than I could say Bobs your uncle....was there something wrong with it?

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    ^think it might've been moved? Where should a "piss take" be posted anyway?

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    Just a thought mrs miggins, couldn't you keep all your "I'm a fukwit and can't find a thread" all in one thread

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    That would be too easy!
    I have a complicated life, sometimes it seems like everything is set to try me. I find I am a fuckwit in many walks of life - and as for the "can't find a thread" - Mr. Robertson sorted that one out hours ago! - I simply enquired as to the disappearing piss take - it would be convenient if this site could provide a forward/link to the "removed Post" rather than the Paul Daniels approach as prefferred by the likes of my good friends at Thai Visa - Ban IT, if it is innapropriate, fine, surely a quiet word or a fuck off will be acceptable, state the reason, or point to where it has gone, I am not into fishing around hunting down moved threads. Surely, that is not too difficult in these days of modern technology? ( A simple Fuck Off will suffice)

    But, one thing, life is never dull here!
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    I can't find that thread about MissMiggins not being able to find a thread, should I start a thread about it ?

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    Who Paul Daniels?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkman View Post
    Who Paul Daniels?

    He's the Thai PM in disguise! and he has this amazing little slut, that suits him so well called Debbie Mc Gee (Newin)

    Actually, Paul Daniels was a really sad dwarf from the UK that (married) (or had sex with) another revolting midget, called Debbie Mc Gee, He was the British Empires answer to David Copperfield, but where David copperfield made a million Dollars, Paul Daniels made 50 pence.

    David Copperfield made the Great wall of china disappear, Paul Daniels couldn't get rid of acne!
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    I met Paul Daniels in Florida years ago, anyway thats by the by, here's a little trick you might like mrs miggins, click on your own user name, then click find posts by Mrs fukwit and suprisingly all your posts will come up

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    yep, it is like opening a large trashcan

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    That's magic

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    I met Paul Daniels in Florida years ago, anyway thats by the by, here's a little trick you might like mrs miggins, click on your own user name, then click find posts by Mrs fukwit and suprisingly all your posts will come up
    Why would you think "fuckwit" would work are you trying to tell me something "[at][at][at][at]"
    Wouldn't it be better to get a bit "less serious" and simply enjoy?

    Like a few bottles of Chang, and the Pogues, Summer in Siam...Why so serious!

    "Fuckwit" - fair enough, but only here! In Fuckwit paradise!
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    I finally sorted out my internet connection tonight - The Dlink router - DIR 625 - is in about a hundred pieces, what a piece of shit! Every upload, CUT!, every download - CUT - it has taken me nearly 4 months to find which piece of shit was responsible -anyway - anyone likes a jigsaw, there a hundred pieces of a wireless D link lying outside!

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    I saw Debbie McGee a few years back driving a pink Ferrari just off Russel square.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jizzybloke
    I saw Debbie McGee a few years back driving a pink Ferrari just off Russel square.
    what were you doing driving around in a pink Ferrari?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins
    surely a quiet word or a fuck off will be acceptable
    We tried that, but you're still here.

    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins
    I finally sorted out my internet connection tonight - The Dlink router
    Ahh, I was right then.

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    like a bad smell!

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    like a stinky cheese.

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    Like a Nedwalk fart........

    Sorry that was over the top.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins
    it would be convenient if this site could provide a forward/link to the "removed Post" rather than the Paul Daniels approach
    You see at the top right hand of the page where it says, "Welcome Miggins" ?

    Just above there is a link called "my topics"

    These new fangled computer things can be a right bastard to work out cant they?

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    Before it was out that 'ole Paul D was well "shaggin" the staff, my mate nearly rammed Paul Ds gold Farrari
    (number plate MAG 1C) In his mark 4 cortina whilst pissed, out side Debs pad.

    Now that would been "Magic"...!

    She used to leave her stage underwear on the washing line too.

    mmmm nice...!
    Do you know what nemesis means?

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    A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible [at][at][at][at]... like me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins
    it would be convenient if this site could provide a forward/link to the "removed Post" rather than the Paul Daniels approach
    You see at the top right hand of the page where it says, "Welcome Miggins" ?

    Just above there is a link called "my topics"

    These new fangled computer things can be a right bastard to work out cant they?
    Don't go all teknikal an that see..oi just got thee hang of moi abacuss an that, and oi still be furkin confused wiv a sloide rule.. an now ois spected to stand poowters an that...fuckin ell oim not a brain surjin ya no, oi dus have a bit of a lernin curv.

    Now oi noes why use peeple moved ere, its simply that yoose fink yoose luk smart compared wiv them Tie peeple!

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    Forest of Dean accent by any chance?

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