Chosing a religion

**panama hat** · 26-10-2009, 03:24 PM

This would be a good a way as any I guess:

**Norton** · 26-10-2009, 03:32 PM

Underwear can indeed be magical, fascinating and a true religious experience.

https://teakdoor.com/famous-threads/2...rs-thread.html

Problem is, I can't ride a bike, hate neck ties and have an aversion to knocking on strangers doors so guess I'll just remain a born again pagan.

**Dancing Priest** · 26-10-2009, 03:42 PM

Shouldn't it say 'choosing'?

**kingwilly** · 26-10-2009, 04:05 PM

But Indonesia only recognizes 5 major religions....

**Butterfly** · 26-10-2009, 04:56 PM

could fit into any one of those box,

I only believe in the true God,

**Norton** · 26-10-2009, 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by Butterfly

I only believe in the true God

Don't confuse god with religion.

**Rural Surin** · 26-10-2009, 07:53 PM

Originally Posted by Butterfly

could fit into any one of those box,

I only believe in the true God,

Absolutes, Butters?

**Muadib** · 26-10-2009, 07:58 PM

What a minute, I love bacon, have magic underwear AND enjoy Chinese takeout... Do I have to pick between Buddhism and Mormonism???

**Norton** · 26-10-2009, 08:02 PM

Originally Posted by Muadib

Do I have to pick between Buddhism and Mormonism???

Sorry. Can only pick one or when your outed a stoning may result. I'd go for the Buddhism. Less rules.

**DrAndy** · 26-10-2009, 08:47 PM

trouble is, those loads of Gods are nothing to do with Buddhism

sorry

**Butterfly** · 26-10-2009, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by Norton

Don't confuse god with religion

absolutely, there is only one GOD, multiple religions, all fakes, yet purposely useful in some ways

He is the cause of everything, the big catalyst as early philosophers called him. They were closer to the truth than anyone would know. God is so small and insignificant in mass, that its power is endless.

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Absolutes, Butters?

God is the absolute, only an absolute could be at the origin of everything. Everything is relative to it.

**StrontiumDog** · 26-10-2009, 10:46 PM

Oh jesus!

**Mr Earl** · 26-10-2009, 10:48 PM

I'm confused I like both Indian and Chinese take out. And Italian sometimes.
I'm insane but not rich.
Does that make me agnostic or a Hindu?
I kind of like the Buddhist thang.

And I really like crispy bacon so that makes me American, is that a religion or a culture?

**Stinky** · 26-10-2009, 10:51 PM

Originally Posted by Butterfly

there is only one GOD, multiple religions, all fakes, yet purposely useful in some ways

My god's harder than your god

**Jarvis** · 26-10-2009, 10:53 PM

^not unless he's a fokin Jedi

**Stinky** · 26-10-2009, 10:58 PM

Got the lot my god has, even got Conan's sword he has

**barbaro** · 26-10-2009, 10:58 PM

I choose no religion.

I don't like 'em nor trust 'em.

And yes, I bash them. All of them.

**Stinky** · 26-10-2009, 10:59 PM

and mad Jedi mind bending skills too

DaffyDuck · 26-10-2009, 11:02 PM

Originally Posted by Butterfly

He is the cause of everything, the big catalyst as early philosophers called him. They were closer to the truth than anyone would know. God is so small and insignificant in mass, that its power is endless.

God is the absolute, only an absolute could be at the origin of everything. Everything is relative to it.

Looks like he's found his calling - most dumb people bury themselves in an obsessive embrace of 'god'.

I guess we'll be seeing Butterfly on the corner of Nana preaching his belief in god to the masses, next.

**Jarvis** · 26-10-2009, 11:08 PM

^^mines got an AK so fok your god with his sword

**Stinky** · 26-10-2009, 11:10 PM

But my gods mind bending skill are gonna make your god shoot himself up his own raggety arse

**Jarvis** · 26-10-2009, 11:16 PM

Mine has one of those reflector beams though that look like a bubble so it will ricochet and blow his knob and bollox off

**Stinky** · 26-10-2009, 11:19 PM

Ooh fvck I saw one of those on a bruce willis film, foking nasty it was

**Jarvis** · 26-10-2009, 11:23 PM

Mines like the Terminator and he can melt to molten metal and sneak up your gods arse and take him over

**Stinky** · 26-10-2009, 11:36 PM

My god dont like anything up his arse except Mrs god's middle Digit so you'd best be carful

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