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    Where are the best ho's?

    Criteria:

    Good at shagging (no starfishes)
    Beauty and charm
    A true 'Girl Friend Experience'
    No diseases or discharges
    Above average sense of humour
    Brainy and a raconteur of amusing anecdotes to match Kenneth Williams
    Does the oral licky thing.
    Doesn't have feet that wouldn't disgrace a werewolf


    Not criteria :
    Cost

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    Try Home Pro at Pleonchit Station.

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    Prolly the Filipines. Maybe Brazil.

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    Other criteria

    -No upcountry offspring sired by nosepicking layabout
    -Not mercenary; possesses a sporting Corinthian spirit about the profession.

    There were some posh clubs - 'Pegasus' 'The Pent' etc, where one quaffs from a proprietary bottle of single malt and chin wags with classic birds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog
    Where are the best ho's?
    With those requirements, you can pretty much cross Thailand off the list completely

    Singapore?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog View Post
    Criteria:

    Good at shagging (no starfishes)
    Beauty and charm
    These two requisites are incompatible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog View Post
    Other criteria

    -No upcountry offspring sired by nosepicking layabout
    -Not mercenary; possesses a sporting Corinthian spirit about the profession.

    There were some posh clubs - 'Pegasus' 'The Pent' etc, where one quaffs from a proprietary bottle of single malt and chin wags with classic birds.

    I think the bar fine at the Pent is over 3000 baht, I'd rather have a wank even if some of them do have degrees.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog View Post
    Other criteria

    -No upcountry offspring sired by nosepicking layabout
    -Not mercenary; possesses a sporting Corinthian spirit about the profession.
    I think you're pushing your luck now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog
    Good at shagging (no starfishes)
    No diseases or discharges
    Does the oral licky thing.
    Not criteria :
    Cost
    Soi Yodsak, although check for discharges first.

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    ^ You can forget charm if your talking about Soi 6... More like, 'come here handsum man, you fok my ass ka'...

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    Spasso,

    Bed SuperClub,

    Tapas,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly
    Spasso,
    Some while back, but I thought that dive represented the worst of Thai womanhood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog View Post
    Criteria:

    Good at shagging (no starfishes)
    Beauty and charm
    A true 'Girl Friend Experience'
    No diseases or discharges
    Above average sense of humour
    Brainy and a raconteur of amusing anecdotes to match Kenneth Williams
    Does the oral licky thing.
    Doesn't have feet that wouldn't disgrace a werewolf


    Not criteria :
    Cost
    Only in dreams, going by the criteria you've specified...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly View Post
    Spasso,

    Bed SuperClub,

    Tapas,


    No, no and hell no!

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    I don't know either

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muadib View Post
    ^ You can forget charm if your talking about Soi 6... More like, 'come here handsum man, you fok my ass ka'...
    can't think of anything charmer

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