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    Fcuk me! 70 stone?

    Bloody hell!

    That's 445 kg!


    HEALTH bosses are trying to find the safest way of moving a 70 stone British man to a clinic for life-saving treatment.

    A team of medics including the military are drawing up plans to move him from his home in Ipswich, Suffolk, some 152 miles to a specialist centre in Chichester, West Sussex.

    One option is to fly him out in an RAF Chinook helicopter if an ambulance is not available.
    The costs of the combined effort, which will run into tens of thousands of pounds, will be met by the NHS.
    The man, now almost immobile, is said to have tried desperately to lose the weight.
    A spokeswoman for NHS Suffolk said officials are looking at alternative forms of transport.
    She also confirmed the move is likely to be completed in a few weeks' time.


    Read more: UK's seventy stone man | The Sun |News
    You, sir, are a God among men....
    Short Men, who aren't terribly bright....
    More like dwarves with learning disabilities....
    You are a God among Dwarves With Learning Disabilities.

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    and here is the fat bastard in question:

    Transport problem . . . 70st Paul enjoys a trip sitting in his special 3ft-wide wheelchair




    Read more: 70-stone Briton Paul Mason is world’s heaviest man | The Sun |News

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    Any pics?

    Edit: Cheers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil
    The man, now almost immobile, is said to have tried desperately to lose the weight.
    has he tried to stop eating first ?

    fucking love it when fat people are saying they try to lose weight while they keep on their horrible diet,

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    If his problem is hormonal then fine. If he's just a greedy bastard let him die, too bloody expensive. And a Chinook? What's wrong with a fork lift? Just sit him on a pallet.

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    ^^ According to The Sun - so Christ knows, really - "He eats 20,000 calories of food a day." That'd be a no.

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    THE everloving taxpayer funds this fat cvnts expensive removal, thats just beyond stupid.

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    Feed him just one more after dinner mint and watch him explode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil
    The man, now almost immobile, is said to have tried desperately to lose the weight.
    has he tried to stop eating first ?

    fucking love it when fat people are saying they try to lose weight while they keep on their horrible diet,
    Barbaric. The mirror of mindless consumption. Hormonal inbalance, my arse.

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    Fat bastard needs a good harpooning, not a helicopter.

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    Wouldn't want him sat next to you in cattle class on a plane.

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    American airlines make fat bastards buy 2 seats don't they? He might need a whole plane.

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    Have a friend who was over 350 lbs, 5ft 11, had his stomach tied and loss 170 lbs in three months, looked so young and trim I had to ask his son if he really was John and not a brother I had not met before, still looking good two years later. now the fat fuk in op I think he needs a quick trimming with a chain saw

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    The yanks better it of course.

    The world's heaviest man on record was American John Minnoch, who tipped the scales at 100.2 stone. He died in 1983 at the age of 42

    Read more: Operation Chinook: Britain's heaviest man could need airlift to hospital by helicopter | Mail Online

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    Agree with all the above. 20K calories a day. There's such a thing as responsibility fat boy! Get some...and pay for your treatment.

    He's obviously not short of cash if he can afford that much food.

    What a vile and disgusting world we live in.

    Still. I bet a girl from Nana/Soi Cowboy would shag him. Might have to offer over the odds and utilise a crane for the deed...but I bet even this guy could find someone to "lub" him....especially if he's loaded!
    "Slavery is the daughter of darkness; an ignorant people is the blind instrument of its own destruction; ambition and intrigue take advantage of the credulity and inexperience of men who have no political, economic or civil knowledge. They mistake pure illusion for reality, license for freedom, treason for patriotism, vengeance for justice."-Simón Bolívar

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    If they have to 'chinook' the fat fucker how's that work?
    Roll him into a steel net? Meathooks through his upper arms and thighs?

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    That picture is interesting
    He is lobbying the council to change or remove a new gate that has been installed because the fatfuck can't get through it. Just how much is this cnut costing the taxpayers?

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    70 stone

    is the same weight as one of the old original Minis.Maybe a breakdown truck could shift him!

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    Here's an interesting poll result in the DAILY MAIL Online
    Should discrimination against overweight people be made a hate crime?

    Overweight people campaign to make Britain 'fat-friendly' | Mail Online

    Seems the UK is pro Fatties [just]

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    Tie his stomach, he can get it done on the NHS or pay for it privately.


    NEXT!

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    Fvcking lard coont. Let him die peacefully.....good riddance

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan
    "He eats 20,000 calories of food a day."
    How does someone that size earn enough money to afford that much food, and presumably have it delivered?

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    Don't be silly! This is UK! He will be on disability benefit,carers allowance,sick pay ect.

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    ^ Yes, 20,000 calories is a lot of food, unless he's just eating pure lard, in which case he needs about two kilos a day, a fair amount but probably affordable even on the dole. Yum.

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