Fcuk me! 70 stone?

**Thetyim** · 21-10-2009, 08:33 PM

"MR Paul Mason is the world’s fattest man. Mr Mason last achieved a fame of sorts in 2002 when he weighed 56 stone and needed to go to hospital for a hernia operation. Back then, a firecrew removed his bedroom window, dismantled a brick wall and fence and took him off in a forklift truck.

Paul Mason is big. He now weighs in at an impressive 70 stone."

Paul's former home

**Thetyim** · 21-10-2009, 08:43 PM

He has to be moved from Ipswich to a special hospital in Chichester.
The operation will cost 35,000 quid.

The helicopter idea has been dropped.
They now plan to move him in a specially reinforced ambulance costing 90,000 quid

**English Noodles** · 21-10-2009, 08:51 PM

It's a shame we can't see his computer screen, I bet the fuckers logged in to Teakdoor as Jet Gorgon.

**Thetyim** · 21-10-2009, 08:52 PM

An Asda lorry delivering more food for the fatfuck

**Thetyim** · 21-10-2009, 08:55 PM

"Bob Singh Phagura, manager of the Nacton Road Fish Bar in Ipswich, said every Friday Mr Mason would come to his shop with his carers and buy:

* Four large cod
* Two pies
* Four battered sausages
* Six large portions of chips
* Mushy peas and curry sauce
* All washed down with bottles of Coke

'He would wait outside as we couldn't fit him or his wheelchair into the shop,' said Mr Singh Phagura. '

It has also emerged that Mr Mason would roll his 3ft-wide wheel-chair through a McDonald's drive-thru to pick up huge quantities of burgers and chips.

Read more: World's heaviest man needs Chinook airlift for life-saving operation | Mail Online

**Loombucket** · 21-10-2009, 09:57 PM

Why don't they just roll him to Chichester, give him the op and then roll him back. He's bound to loose a few pounds on the way.

**DrAndy** · 21-10-2009, 10:19 PM

Originally Posted by English Noodles

It's a shame we can't see his computer screen, I bet the fuckers logged in to Teakdoor as Jet Gorgon.

yes, but are they real?

oh sorry, got led astray

maybe you meant PhuketHound

**English Noodles** · 21-10-2009, 10:24 PM

Originally Posted by Loombucket

He's bound to loose a few pounds on the way.

The taxpayers have lost over 1 million, it's about time he lost a few pounds of his own, he can afford it, he's fat rich.

**patsycat** · 21-10-2009, 10:30 PM

I weigh 8 stone.

**English Noodles** · 21-10-2009, 10:34 PM

How tall are you?

**DrAndy** · 21-10-2009, 11:13 PM

Originally Posted by patsycat

I weigh 8 stone.

do you have tits like Noodles av?
1 stone each

**crippen** · 21-10-2009, 11:26 PM

Surely the carers are abusing him feeding all that food. Get them sued man--think of all the food he could buy.

DaffyDuck · 22-10-2009, 02:42 AM

You all realize that once this guy dies, the food infrastructure in his neighborhood will go out of business!

Originally Posted by Thetyim

"MR Paul Mason is the world’s fattest man. Mr Mason last achieved a fame of sorts in 2002 when he weighed 56 stone and needed to go to hospital for a hernia operation. Back then, a firecrew removed his bedroom window, dismantled a brick wall and fence and took him off in a forklift truck.

WTF? That's the same guy???

Seriously, why is the government paying for this bastard? You don't wake up one morning at 70 stone (dumb ass Brit weight and measures system), but you have to seriously work at it. Once you go over a certain amount of weight, your blood pressure shoots up automatically - untreated, you die.

Stop feeding him, and he'll drop the weight.

**meepho** · 22-10-2009, 04:10 AM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

that woman had two young kids, must be awful for them

the funniest thing was that she blamed her weight problem on an accident she had; she was only 300kg before

Yeah terrible accident,

she fell out of Mcdonalds, no doubt

**Thetyim** · 22-10-2009, 09:26 AM

Originally Posted by DaffyDuck

You don't wake up one morning at 70 stone, but you have to seriously work at it.

He wants to be famous, he wants to be the fattest man in the world.

The taxpayer is financing his record attempt.
He lives in a special bungalow built for him, rent paid and his allowances come to over 18,000 pa. which he spends on food, food and more food

**PlanK** · 22-10-2009, 09:56 AM

Everyone's got to have a hobby.

Britain should be getting behind this man's record attempt. Put him on a sugar & lard drip, help him along.

**Gerbil** · 22-10-2009, 01:15 PM

So, the fat cnut is also a thief:

WORLD'S heaviest man Paul Mason once lost a third of his weight in a year - while doing PORRIDGE.

The monster muncher was jailed for stealing cash from letters when he was a postman.
Paul, now 70 stone, weighed 30st when he was banged up in 1990.
But he had to eat plain prison food served up in normal portions, unlike his usual calorie-drenched titanic takeaways. And he shed ten stone during the 12 months he was inside.
Once he was freed, he made up for lost time by piling the lot back on.

Read more: World’s fattest man lost 10 stone in prison | The Sun |News

**StrontiumDog** · 22-10-2009, 01:17 PM

So he's a kunt as well...

**slackula** · 22-10-2009, 01:36 PM

What is the point of giving him an operation? He obviously doesn't give a shit about his health so why should anybody else?

His quality of life is shit so why bother prolonging it? Tell the blimp if he wants an operation he can get have one when he can walk around the block a few times.

**Cujo** · 22-10-2009, 02:15 PM

Apparently jail is good for him.
Why should the public have to pay for an operation for him when a forced diet apparently works just as well.

DaffyDuck · 22-10-2009, 02:27 PM

^^ Exactly!

**Nawty** · 22-10-2009, 02:33 PM

nice....coming from a fat cnut himself....

**StrontiumDog** · 22-10-2009, 02:42 PM

So, rather than hospital, they should take him to jail/gaol..ok, sounds good, but on what charge? Offending public decency? Being a kunt? Being a very fat kunt? Being a very fat, lazy kunt who has wasted hundreds of thousands of tax payers money on his utterly selfish, fucked up existence?

Works for me.

**SueB** · 22-10-2009, 03:04 PM

I'm amazed that the supervisor of these so called "carers" hasn't stepped in and stopped them from supplying him with these shovel loads of food.

The other thing that sprang to mind was the fact that he can't get to a toilet, so some poor sod has to deal with the bed pans each day.

Can you imagine what volume this man produces at each "sitting"?

It's positively put me off my snickers bar that I intended to have for elevenses.
Yuk!

Sue

**DrAndy** · 22-10-2009, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by SueB

It's positively put me off my snickers bar that I intended to have for elevenses. Yuk!

there you are Sue, he is helping you cut down your sugar intake already

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