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    What happens when a Thai bloke finds out you been with his GF

    This happened to me last year, well it's happened to me several times in fact.

    On the last occasion though, myself and a bird I'd been eyeing up for months at work decided that after all this time we'd also been fancying eachother so we exchanged numbers and agreed to meet.

    She assured me she was single. Great I thought, but, everyone knows that Thai girls always say that.

    Anyway a couple of weeks later I recieve phone calls in the night, and when non-english speaking Thai guys call you up, the scenario is identical, it goes something like this:

    (***sound of phone***)

    ME: Hello ?

    BOYFRIEND OF GIRL: Hallo kap?

    ME: Yes, hello.

    BOYFRIEND OF GIRL: Hallo kap?

    BOYFRIEND OF GIRL: Hallo kap?

    ME: Yes, hello.

    BOYFRIEND OF GIRL: Hallo kap?

    BOYFRIEND OF GIRL: Hallo kap?

    ME: Yes, hello.

    BOYFRIEND OF GIRL: Hallo kap? (in Thai) I am the boyfriend of __________ .

    ME: Really? OK then no problem, bye.

    BOYFRIEND OF GIRL: Hallo kap?

    ME: Yes, hello.

    BOYFRIEND OF GIRL: Hallo kap?

    BOYFRIEND OF GIRL: Hallo kap?

    ME: Yes, hello.

    BOYFRIEND OF GIRL: Hallo kap?

    Then I hang up cos that is all they say. You should try it one day, it can be amusing.
    Last edited by DJ Pat; 17-10-2009 at 09:12 PM.

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    So, how did you put 2 and 2 together and come up with the concept where an anonymous call from a Thai male that he is the BF of a random girl you went out with???

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    Being chased by sloths DJ Pat's Avatar
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    The girl phoned me and told me she was sorry.

    And still tried to convince me that it wasn't her boyfriend.

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    SIM cards and Nokia's are quite cheap - I bang the panties off many a Thai girl and always use a dummy phone #

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    What happens when a Thai bloke finds out you been with his GF

    It will cost you money!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghandi
    I bang the panties off many a Thai girl and always use a dummy phone
    Ever thought about using your knob ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickA View Post
    Same same scampy

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    I didn't even read the OP because as soon as I saw the posters name I knew he would be banging on about some stupid look at me post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thetyim View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Ghandi
    I bang the panties off many a Thai girl and always use a dummy phone
    Ever thought about using your knob ?

    Yes that as well , with a condom

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    how about A BANANA DIPPED IN MAPLE SYRUP?

    beats a phone hands down unless you make a call to it

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock View Post
    I didn't even read the OP because as soon as I saw the posters name I knew he would be banging on about some stupid look at me post.

    Have you looked at me recently?

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    ^ You are quite the boring narcissist though....

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    ^Boring for sure. I doubt the narcissist part though - just like Smeg all these posts smack of a desperate cry for attention, even if it's negative attention. Strikes me as being rooted in a very, very insecure individual.

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    Actually the OP gave me the only laugh I've had all day, so don't worry about all these knobheads Pat - you've got full marks and a green from Scampy, cheers mate for giving me a laugh, "Hello kap" fuck me they are thick as pig shit ain't they, you got it spot on!

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    Q.E.D.

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    Let us know how the threesome works out

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    She gives him YOUR money, then he gambles and drinks it away..Full stop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock View Post
    I didn't even read the OP because as soon as I saw the posters name I knew he would be banging on about some stupid look at me post.

    Have you looked at me recently?
    Well yes as I just sae a pic of you on another look at me thread and I must admit you have aged considerably.

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    I am balding?

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    Yes, that as well as your over all appearance, mid 40's is my guess.

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    You are not going to succeed in your quest to hurt my tender feelings.

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    You mean you are 50?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    What happens when a Thai bloke finds out you been with his GF This happened to me last year, well it's happened to me several times in fact.
    Man you've obviously morphed from forum dipstick into Mr. Pantsman over recent months ... must let me know what you're taking these days. Last time you entered a bar I was in all the girls and most of the regulars turned the other way ... you've really gotta stop pretending the Eden girls are from Chula

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    Pat, stop ignoring me - I gave you a green for fucks sake!

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