Thread: Having it off in club toilets...I'm now a member!

Whilst out last night with my cousin we were dancing together after several pina coladas and eyeing up all the talent around.

Some time later, we were very horny and went upstairs to the blokes toilets, shut the cubicle and ripped eachothers clothes off.

The relief was fantastic.

Later on, as more alcoholic beverages were imbibed, we decided to try the more spacious confines of the vacant third floor bar which was closed and in darkness. Now I've never been one for sex in public but the taboo of it being my own cousin added to the bargain made it all the more fun.

Venue: Zest Bar, off Khao Sarn Road
Time: 9pm first session in cubicle, 10.45pm second one in cubicle, 12.15 session on third floor.
Conditions: Fair and dry, cubicle was well kept.
Rating: 4 **** out of 5.

Dry?
Could make you sore

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It's all rather like a poor man's Smeg, innit.

i don't boast of being a necrophiliac like Smeg.

Maybe, but you do try to imitate him on here.

You shagged your Cousin ?

has he posted any pics?

After meeting and talking with her I really can't believe it Pat.

Far too classy and good looking to go into the men's toilet or did you venture into the ladies and possibly have sex with someone or something else because the lights were off?

I had sex in a famous public disco in Patpong, right by the dance floor in a black corner

it was pretty crappy sex though, I like the toilets better

going to Lolitas, perhaps should ask to deed done inside bathroom instead of an anonymous room.

Nice house pat

Good on you DJ pat,
I wanted to fuck one of my cousins once, she was a
total babe but I only got as far as a bit of smelly finger before my mum came in
and put the kybosch on our sticky fumblings.
I wouldn't have regretted it had we had gone all the way.

is your cousin female?
if so did you do her in the arse?
will you try for an aunt or a sibbling next time?

I lost my virginity to my cousin. Bless her, I was only 13.

Originally Posted by reinvented

if so did you do her in the arse?

Hope Pat played safe and used the tradesman's.

Don't want to end up with any banjo playing DJ rugrats.

Originally Posted by reinvented

is your cousin female?
if so did you do her in the arse?
will you try for an aunt or a sibbling next time?

She was indeed female,
No I went for the pink,
I would have done her mum too but now she's too old now,
Sibling! man you're sick, reinvent your self for fucks sake.

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

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It's all rather like a poor man's Smeg, innit.

Ha! Two peas in a pod...

Smeg shags birds after he's murdered them though

Crap troll 2/10

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

After meeting and talking with her I really can't believe it Pat.

Far too classy and good looking to go into the men's toilet or did you venture into the ladies and possibly have sex with someone or something else because the lights were off?

That night we all met she wasn't on the drink. When she is, the possiblities are endless. Three pina coladas made all the difference.

It started off with her saying she felt like kissing me, and you know in Thailand that open displays of affection are looked down upon, apart from stupid farangs you see in Pattaya french kissing their rent-a-ho in public.

What happens when cousins schlonk cousins.......the inbreading possibilities are endless.

This thread is useless without pics... Not even a blurred phone-cam pic of a sloppy BJ in the loo...

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

What happens when cousins schlonk cousins.......the inbreading possibilities are endless.

It usually ends up with telltale signs like 6 fingers, webbed feet and the inability to spell words properly.

She seems to have got a lot older....................................

I can provide a picture of the location but it will involve me having to revisit the scene tonight.