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Missismiggins · 07-11-2009, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Sdigit

No mate I don't like to fuk in bogs either, but gun to my head, I'd choose bogs over airport escalators any day, all those people staring at my beautiful bum doing its uppy-downy thing is just too much for me.

you are a bit shy then? and as for airport escalators....you have to be pretty fucking sick to try that!

Imagine it in Thailand, or asia in general, 'scuse me, stand to the left please..cumming through!

Sdigit · 07-11-2009, 09:19 PM

Yes I am, too shy for public displays anyway, 3 in a bed is the biggest audience I'll ever want, or ever need

StrontiumDog · 07-11-2009, 09:20 PM

Sd, It might be too much for everyone else too!

Personally, I've joined the mile high club and had a drug fueled romp in a clubs bogs while i was attending university. It wasn't my idea...but my gf's at the time were the ones into it. For me both experiences were one offs, never to be repeated. I didn't like it much.

Sdigit · 07-11-2009, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

Sd, It might be too much for everyone else too!

Yeah your right, old ladies passing out in the rush to get a lookie, young mums fainting, I'd best keep it behind closed doors and just for the lucky few

StrontiumDog · 07-11-2009, 10:06 PM

Thanks, you're all heart

Sdigit · 07-11-2009, 10:36 PM

Looper · 07-11-2009, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone would want to "fuck" in a toilet

Last time my Filipino ex came over to catch up she was on the rag and in full flow so we ended up doing it in the bathroom. Her knees got a bit bruised on the tiles though. Aussie plumbing codes require a fully tiled floor with drain in the centre of the floor so you can throw water or whatever around anywhere in the room and it all drains away (think it is the same in Thailand?). Quite a good idea but I don't see why that should mean dispensing with sink over-flow drains which are also still a good idea but are not installed in aussie. Better to have the water drain away through an overflow outlet than pouring all over the floor first.

Missismiggins · 08-11-2009, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Looper

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone would want to "fuck" in a toilet

Last time my Filipino ex came over to catch up she was on the rag and in full flow so we ended up doing it in the bathroom. Her knees got a bit bruised on the tiles though. Aussie plumbing codes require a fully tiled floor with drain in the centre of the floor so you can throw water or whatever around anywhere in the room and it all drains away (think it is the same in Thailand?). Quite a good idea but I don't see why that should mean dispensing with sink over-flow drains which are also still a good idea but are not installed in aussie. Better to have the water drain away through an overflow outlet than pouring all over the floor first.

Sir, your plumbing expertise leaves me in awe! You should be charging 50 quid an hour plus a 50 quid call out fee!

Fabian · 08-11-2009, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Looper

Better to have the water drain away through an overflow outlet than pouring all over the floor first.

That's why we in the civilised world don't have holes in our bathroom floor.

DJ Pat · 12-11-2009, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by DJ Pat

''Having it off in a Paris toilet somewhere'' - Expect that thread to appear soon --

Yes we're meeting in Paris at the end of the month, me and my naughty cousin.

When you grow up, you might have yourself a good chuckle when people post on the internet about fucking your daughter in a filthy toilet, how we laughed, guffaw guffaw! It was only a laugh!!!

Good to see you keep it in the family, at least your genes will eventually die out and not pollute the human race!

Ooooooooooh I sense a touch of jealousy here.....

Happyman · 12-11-2009, 01:45 AM

I joined the "Mile High" club many years ago with my ex --- in a hotel room in Denver - does this count ????

DJ Pat · 12-11-2009, 08:24 PM

I suppose it counts, but was it with your cousin?

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