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chitown

And get the hapsburg lip.

Gerbil

Which is why we had some right nutters on the throne in England.

daveboy

Yeah right...

slimboyfat

I must admit it would be interesting to go with you to Crazy Horse - just to see how many of the ladyboys know you.

Wayne Kerr

Bloody closest Pat ever been to the queen is ...



I think it is great to see him exploring his straight side of the family

Butterfly

been there, always an embarrassing experience with other guests when half of them come to say hi

slimboyfat

the male half of them?

beenaroundawhile01

I want to start a new thread and pole titled "Who is the biggest attention whore, DJ Pat or Scampy"

Missismiggins

"It started off with her saying she felt like kissing me, and you know in Thailand that open displays of affection are looked down upon, apart from stupid farangs you see in Pattaya french kissing their rent-a-ho in public."

And people fucking in toilets! Rooms must be expensive in your neck of the woods, or is it the smell of stale shit and piss that make it better? Maybe I am bit of a square, but to be truthful, the thought of "fucking" someone in a toilet really does not appeal to me - a Car, a bush, a wood, a beach...but somehow a shitter leaves me a bit cold. Do you check no one has left a log in the bowl before you start the passion? - imagine getting to the point of no return and you see Mr. Hanky staring up at you from the bowl with his raisin eyes, bobbing in the water like a shark.

slimboyfat

With regards to the thread title. Yes Pat, you are indeed a member

Johnny Longprong

I'm with you on this. The bush really appeals to me. I think it goes back to the day my playmate Marilyn asked if I would like to see her "peach". Unfortunately my missus doesn't share my passion for wild country romps. My therapist encourages me not to take it personally.

DrAndy

they do say "a bird in the bed is worth two in the bush" but they may be wrong

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DJ Pat

''Having it off in a Paris toilet somewhere'' - Expect that thread to appear soon --

Yes we're meeting in Paris at the end of the month, me and my naughty cousin.

Missismiggins

I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone would want to "fuck" in a toilet, let alone a "public" toilet, nor can I understand the "thrill" of fucking in an aeroplane toilet, Jesus, the bogs, they aren't even big enough to have a shit. and everyone sees you CUM and GO so to speak!

and lets face it, if anyone sees your partner coming out of any of these two places with you, shehe / it is going to be looked at like a piece of shit! (unless you display a colostomy bag or are crippled.

Keep it in the bedroom! Have a little bit of respect..

DrAndy

I know

those places are so nasty I wouldn't even shit in them

mind you, if a very attractive sexy woman sat next to me on the plane and...

Missismiggins

When you grow up, you might have yourself a good chuckle when people post on the internet about fucking your daughter in a filthy toilet, how we laughed, guffaw guffaw! It was only a laugh!!!

Good to see you keep it in the family, at least your genes will eventually die out and not pollute the human race!

Missismiggins

Well, whatever lights the candle, but i would draw the line at fucking in a toilet...unless they had champagne and candles and the rest of the works, sorry, toilet fucking does nothing for me!

Give me Mall full of people, like the airport plaza, bent over the escalator, with her mother stroking your balls, now we are talking!

Sdigit

I'd take the bog any day over your senario Miggins, way to bashful

Missismiggins

Well, i guess that's up to you, but I would much rather fuck in a nice clean bed than in a room where everyone shits and pisses, but there you go!

Be careful my love, don't touch that brown stain on the wall and watch out for those yellow drips on the seat... urgg what's that brown thing looking up at me from the bowl....never mind, it is romantic isn't it, despite the smell of piss and SHIT, and is that an old tampax I spy before me...oh boy i reckon i am gonna CUM so hard tonight, oh yes....can yo just give the bog a quick flush as I have a problem cumming on a three day old turd that has turned green, despite the pleasant aroma! Oh Yeah, wasn't that just great for you?

and on the way out!

Hi, how are you, good to meet you, this is my "life partner" we like toilets!

Sdigit

No mate I don't like to fuk in bogs either, but gun to my head, I'd choose bogs over airport escalators any day, all those people staring at my beautiful bum doing its uppy-downy thing is just too much for me.