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jandajoy · 17-10-2009, 08:15 PM

I lost my virginity to my cousin. Bless her, I was only 13.

Looper · 17-10-2009, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by reinvented

if so did you do her in the arse?

Hope Pat played safe and used the tradesman's.

Don't want to end up with any banjo playing DJ rugrats.

Jarvis · 17-10-2009, 09:16 PM

Smeg shags birds after he's murdered them though

kingwilly · 17-10-2009, 09:47 PM

Crap troll 2/10

Muadib · 17-10-2009, 10:03 PM

This thread is useless without pics... Not even a blurred phone-cam pic of a sloppy BJ in the loo...

jandajoy · 17-10-2009, 10:05 PM

She seems to have got a lot older....................................

DJ Pat · 17-10-2009, 10:07 PM

I can provide a picture of the location but it will involve me having to revisit the scene tonight.

NickA · 17-10-2009, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ Pat

apart from stupid farangs you see in Pattaya french kissing their rent-a-ho in public.

oh dear... and you kissed your cousin in public in Pattaya.

reinvented · 18-10-2009, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Shitdigit

She was indeed female, No I went for the pink, I would have done her mum too but now she's too old now, Sibling! man you're sick, reinvent your self for fucks sake.

sorry SD
wasnt addressing you
but ive been told that before and they are never too old, just more richly experienced

Sdigit · 18-10-2009, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by reinvented

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shitdigit

She was indeed female, No I went for the pink, I would have done her mum too but now she's too old now, Sibling! man you're sick, reinvent your self for fucks sake.

sorry SD
wasnt addressing you
but ive been told that before and they are never too old, just more richly experienced

Thats ok mae, it's just a bit of banter anyway.
You are probably right about the loder chicks but I'll wait a
few years before I hit on the OAP's, my oldest to date was 55,
although to be fair she did look 65.

crippen · 18-10-2009, 01:39 AM

although to be fair she did look 65 ? ? was that before or after the event?

Sdigit · 18-10-2009, 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by crippen

although to be fair she did look 65 ? ? was that before or after the event?

Before of course, but a really fit 65 year old

StrontiumDog · 18-10-2009, 01:40 AM

So, his name is DJ Pat and he boasts/posts about shagging his cousin, in public places...(the cousin shagging was bad enough)

I recommend immediate termination.

DrAndy · 18-10-2009, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

So, his name is DJ Pat and he boasts/posts about shagging his cousin, in public places...(the cousin shagging was bad enough)

why was the cousin shagging bad?

as for DJPat, he is a nice boy

DJ Pat · 18-10-2009, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by DrAndy

Quote:

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

So, his name is DJ Pat and he boasts/posts about shagging his cousin, in public places...(the cousin shagging was bad enough)

why was the cousin shagging bad?

as for DJPat, he is a nice boy

Me and said cousin have done everything. I mean everything.

When we first starting hanging out, we were scared of having sex due to the moral issue, but we'd do eveything else, like kissing, touching, licking, taking baths together, etc.

Then one night...............

slimboyfat · 18-10-2009, 08:26 PM

I had a shit in a club toilets once.

It was at Quazars at Carlyon Bay in 1992. I forget the month but it was definitely a Thursday, because they let you get in the club (or 'disco' as it was known in those days) wearing jeans. On Saturdays you had to wear proper trousers and that wasnt cool.

Wayne Kerr · 18-10-2009, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by melvbot

It usually ends up with telltale signs like 6 fingers, webbed feet and the inability to spell words properly.

Not usually amongst half castes, gotta a lot to do with the phenomenom known as "hybrid vigour", there was lots of talk about sub speciation about 80 years ago (but the happy clappers shut that down). Most well trained population ecologists know that cross breeds are more competitive and far less susceptible to the effects of interbreeding in the strictest sense

My advice to DJ Pat is ... GO FOR IT!

Butterfly · 18-10-2009, 08:39 PM

that's how they breed the best dogs,

so why not humans,

back in the old days, most royals would marry their cousins or sisters or half sisters

slimboyfat · 18-10-2009, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Butterfly

that's how they breed the best dogs,

You must go to some odd clubs.

Well we knew that anyway

chitown · 18-10-2009, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Butterfly

that's how they breed the best dogs,

so why not humans,

back in the old days, most royals would marry their cousins or sisters or half sisters

And get the hapsburg lip.

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jandajoy Thailand Travel Forum Last Online: Today 03:33 AM Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: out bush Chiang Rai way Posts: 14,224	I lost my virginity to my cousin. Bless her, I was only 13.

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