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    Question Can I get an X-Ray of my skull with a lady friend?

    The reason for this is private as well as a gift idea and a fetish (not mine) but firstly...

    Can a couple fit into a head X-Ray machine and secondly, would a Thai hospital or doctor give an X-Ray upon request for no valid medical reason providing I paid, and how much do you think it would cost?

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    Have you completely fucking lost it???

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    For once in my life I'm being romantic, and this girl is well into skulls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp View Post
    For once in my life I'm being romantic, and this girl is well into skulls.
    Softcock.
    If she was into scat I suppose you'd be right there following along, scatting it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dug
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    That's the operative word here. Scientists have long tried to get a CAT-scan showing the exact position of the penis. Viagra finally made that possible. Before that the male could not keep it up without moving long enough, with Viagra it became possible and provided some insight.

    Maybe the Gentleman and his lady could take part in that research. Provided they are slim enough to fit into a CAT-scan tunnel together.
    "don't attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by incompetence"

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    X-Ray of my skull



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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    would a Thai hospital or doctor give an X-Ray upon request for no valid medical reason providing I paid, and how much do you think it would cost?
    Easiest way to get a head xray without questions would be to crash a motorbike into a wall at about 100kmph scumpy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    this girl is well into skulls.
    She's a goth? Leave immediately. Do not attempt to collect your personal belongings.

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    Not sure anyone would want the see what's in there Scampy. Could ruin a relationship.


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    Can I get an X-Ray of my skull with a lady friend?
    What if it's empty?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    Can a couple fit into a head X-Ray machine and secondly, would a Thai hospital or doctor give an X-Ray upon request for no valid medical reason
    no.

    next stupid question.

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    Best make sure they get the right head too:


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    Pronce. PH said so AGAIN!
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    I decided to unnecessarily irradiate my brain, pineal, pituitary and (possibly) thyroid glands because I luuuuuuuurve you!


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    You can talk to me if you like, as I'm sure I can see through your skull within an hour. I will pass the words along for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    this girl is well into skulls.
    She's a goth? Leave immediately. Do not attempt to collect your personal belongings.
    Nah she's not a goth, fuck that shit!

    She just likes skulls, I think it's rather cute and original.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    She just likes skulls, I think it's rather cute and original.
    of course you do.

    never mind the damage those pesky little xrays will cause...

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    So does that mean I can get an X-Ray in this country that would put the 4,000 baht fee before concern for my thyroid or I can't get one without good reason?

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    Pronce. PH said so AGAIN!
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    World of difference between zapping your thyroid for look for a possibly dangerous skull injury and zapping it to impress some emo tart.

    Give her an MRI scan of your cock instead, you can blow it up in photoshop first as necessary.

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    if you go to Amsterdam airport, their new security scanning devices will give you a nice picture of your skulls

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    Quote Originally Posted by slackula View Post
    World of difference between zapping your thyroid for look for a possibly dangerous skull injury and zapping it to impress some emo tart.

    Give her an MRI scan of your cock instead, you can blow it up in photoshop first as necessary.
    Emo???

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    can you save money and just use the microwave ?

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    neat idea, trouble is you have to close the door

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    Quote Originally Posted by watterinja
    What if it's empty?
    Amazed that you even have to enquire.

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    I've made some calls and I can get it done at a vet because the machine size is different and it will be cheaper.

    So, all you idiots and silly people can go away now and look forward to my new avatar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp View Post
    look forward to my new avatar.

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