My forgetfulness has been well documented here but there is another aspect of Mr Hat that is close to legendary in certain circles.
I thought it may be funny or interesting to share some awkward or idiotic or embarrassing moments we've had at work. (not an original idea)
Too many to mention, really . . .
A harmless one:
We had a very top-level meeting with NTT in Tokyo a few years back . . . my division's CEO flew in from California along with some head guys from New Jersey. I was there as VP APAC and two other VPs of their respective divisions. The NTT side was stacked with old, unsmiling gents.
Everything was going well, I made my presentation and sat down again while thanking them for their attention.
Problem was that my chair was on wheels and I sat on the armrest, the chair flipped and I crashlanded against the screen and ripped it down with me before whacking the chair against the tea trolley laden with coffee and cakes . . . which, in turn, did a leaning tower of Pisa before slowly tipping over.
The unsmiling Japanese gentlemen laughed it off quite tactfully and apologised profusely for the chair.
I do Love the Japanese!