Is Spanish Tizer a problem anywhere other than in the UK ??

**nigelandjan** · 14-10-2009, 12:17 AM

Ok I have driven over most of Thailand ,, some of Europe ,, east to west in the USA ,, but I have never come across Spanish Tizer problem we now have everywhere in the UK .

Spanish Tizer is the offical police term for the hundreds of thousands of bottles of urine left all around our roads here ,, on the middle of roundabouts ,, in all the lay byes ,, and the hedgerows nationwide.

Ive never seen it anywhere else before ,, although I havent been out the UK for 18 months now have things changed elsewhere ??

I wonder if there is something more to this than it appears at first sight,, I know there is a shortage of public loos here , but there is also a sense of rebellion here amongst the ranks,, with little chance of a pay rise and trade union activity curbed ,,,, I am wondering if there is some sort of piss pot club that I dont know about .

Someone is trying to make a point as they are filling up 5 litre plastic bottles to the brim and carefully placing them by the road.

Whats going on ??

**daveboy** · 14-10-2009, 12:21 AM

Its lazziness IMOP fat bastard lorry drivers can't be bothered to stop and take a piss so instead piss in a bottle a sling it out the window.

**helge** · 14-10-2009, 12:32 AM

^ Same in Denmark. Probaly English longhaulers here aswell.

**Stinky** · 14-10-2009, 01:55 AM

That'll be the Germans that will, they piss all over the place and dont give a dammn about it

**helge** · 14-10-2009, 02:06 AM

Nah, we got statistics about this. Germans sit on the left, as do most civilised people. The bulk of piss-bottles are dumped to the right, so....

**daveboy** · 14-10-2009, 02:35 AM

They might open the passenger side window and sling it out that way.

**helge** · 14-10-2009, 04:37 AM

^Yes, that would be better. We don't want all these bottles in our enviroment.

**peterpan** · 14-10-2009, 06:32 AM

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

Spanish Tizer is the offical police term for the hundreds of thousands of bottles of urine left all around our roads here ,, on the middle of roundabouts ,, in all the lay byes ,, and the hedgerows nationwide.

Your pulling the piss surely, you poms can't have regressed that far?

**Muadib** · 14-10-2009, 06:48 AM

Classy...

**Cujo** · 14-10-2009, 08:51 AM

Wouldn't it be a tad distracting, unzipping, fishing about for the old fella, finding a bottle, pissing in the bottle without pissing all over the truck cab, putting the old fella away, zipping up, throwing the bottle out the window then washing your hands, all whille hurling down the motorway with a load of nuclear waste on the back.?
Easier to pull over and take a whizz in the hedge surely.

**Begbie** · 14-10-2009, 09:15 AM

Saw a program last night about long haul truckers in the UK. Apparently they have a queuing system for deliveries to the major distribution warehouses and if they lose their place in the queue they're stuffed. So stopping off at a truck stop for a piss may be a thing of the past. Hence the bottles of lucozade all over the place.

**withnallstoke** · 14-10-2009, 09:18 AM

Thought it was called Spanish Tizer because it tastes a bit odd. Live and learn.

**nigelandjan** · 14-10-2009, 12:06 PM

Well I have been a long distance lorry driver for 25 years ( not now thank God ) but I nevr came across this before .
We actually have teams of volunteers here now at weekends picking up these bottles , on a short stretch of the A14 near to Ipswich some local radio presenters got involved and they collected over 1400 bottles.

Dirty bastads !!!!!!!!!!

**Norton** · 14-10-2009, 12:14 PM

Originally Posted by Dug

Easier to pull over and take a whizz in the hedge surely.

Standard procedure for Bangkok taxi drivers.

**BillyBobThai** · 15-10-2009, 11:48 PM

When I was a long haul driver in the U.S., I allways pissed in a large detergent bottle. The 2 litre coke bottle hole was just to small. When I was in training as a driver, my trainer would use zip lock bags.

**nigelandjan** · 15-10-2009, 11:55 PM

Originally Posted by BillyBobThai

zip lock bags.

In the UK we call them colostomy bags,,,,,,,,the plot thickens

Saw a 4 litre milk bottle full of dark piss on the first roundabout as I came out Harwich dock today ,,,,,,some dirty clog hoppin trucker no doubt !!

**Stinky** · 16-10-2009, 12:19 AM

Originally Posted by peterpan

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

Spanish Tizer is the offical police term for the hundreds of thousands of bottles of urine left all around our roads here ,, on the middle of roundabouts ,, in all the lay byes ,, and the hedgerows nationwide.

Your pulling the piss surely, you poms can't have regressed that far?

its all the fucking immigrants mate

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