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    Trouble in tourist Thailand

    Has everyone watched these "educational" videos?
    I managed to download the first 5 episodes, doesn't it just make you yearn to join the Tourist Police Volunteers,....that fat fuck Harold (the idiot posts on Thai vivsa), and those sad fucks from Chiang Mai, what dreams are made of! Can you seriously imagine having a job, or working 10 hours a day then getting dressed up and parading like a prick through the streets of Thialand dressed as as a gangsters moll... they appear to even have no concept of the Thai language...(I am not knocking them for that..me neither) but why in Gods name would you want to volunteer to assist the scum here? it makes no sense....do they get visa privelliges, blow jobs...who knows!

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    I heard Howie gives blowjobs for his visa

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    there has been another extensive thread on this topic

    yawn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shitdigit View Post
    I heard Howie gives blowjobs for his visa
    I can believe it..he has a big mouth!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Shitdigit View Post
    I heard Howie gives blowjobs for his visa
    I can believe it..he has a big mouth!

    Yep, I cant get tired of putting that twat down, arrogant fucker

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    Leave him alone for fucks sake, he's not harming anyone... Are there not enough people in Thailand more deserving of a slagging off?

    I wouldn't want to do his job either, so what.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shitdigit View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins View Post
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    I heard Howie gives blowjobs for his visa
    I can believe it..he has a big mouth!

    Yep, I cant get tired of putting that twat down, arrogant fucker
    They are living in the Thailand I am watching tonight...1974, James bond, The man with The Golden Gun...I liked the bit about the Chinese Guy that lives in Bangkok, in his home in the MOUNTAINS!

    And let's be honest, Roger Moore is a complete ass fairy compared to Connerey!

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    I thought Moore brought a little much needed comedy to the bond stories, in those early days of Bond comedy was needed to counter the appalling acting.

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    I agree with scampy, find someone with a terminal illness and not long to go to slag off

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    I agree with scampy, find someone with a terminal illness and not long to go to slag off

    Who are you on about...Roger Moore, Michael moore, Sean Connerey, or Harold Mc Donald?

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    Earth to Miggins... Where you been... We've only been on the rant about the Big Trouble series for over a month!!!

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    Roger,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shitdigit View Post
    I thought Moore brought a little much needed comedy to the bond stories, in those early days of Bond comedy was needed to counter the appalling acting.
    Roger Moore was a complete twat, he was the worst James Bond (bar that one from the original Cassino Royal... George something or other ) ever...OK the acting was shit, the special effects were pretty crap too... but that was the 60's and ' 70's...take a step back to the the 40's and 50's, when the likes of Ronald Reagan were acting....and people keep saying that this SHIT was Classic! Cunts like Fred Astaire, Mickey Rooney, humane killing was sadly not around at the time...Spencer Tracy, Cary Grant, burn the lot! Errol Flynn...would you really like to sit down to a few hours of the shit they produced then? Not ME!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    I agree with scampy, find someone with a terminal illness and not long to go to slag off
    The Ex's mother is pretty fucked up at the moment and close to going down stairs to hook up with old Nick, I could go in to one about her but that would but that would distract from the theme of the thread

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    Any way, I am off to watch the last of James Bond.. in the mountains of Bangkok, but I need to ask for the monks to pray for my safety, apparently, where we live there is an evil spirit...yes, yet anothe ghost, this one is PEE KANOON, and, it is a beautifull ghost that hides behind the Kanoon Trees and fucks unsuspecting men to death, who happen to walk past the tree.

    Anyway, it's getting late, and I have a couple of Kanoon trees in the garden that appear to need a little bit of loving care, the wife is asleep, so I am sure she won't mind if I pop out for a few hours to take care of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins View Post
    humane killing was sadly not around at the time...Spencer Tracy, Cary Grant, burn the lot! Errol Flynn...would you really like to sit down to a few hours of the shit they produced then? Not ME!
    yeah good point

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shitdigit View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    I agree with scampy, find someone with a terminal illness and not long to go to slag off
    The Ex's mother is pretty fucked up at the moment and close to going down stairs to hook up with old Nick, I could go in to one about her but that would but that would distract from the theme of the thread

    Please, do go on, most of my threads have no real value, I only start them to get a reply, good, bad or indifferent, it's just conversation, which living where I do, I don't get too much..please post! I am not one of these religious pricks that get really fucked off when someone HIJACKS a thread or changes the subject, I just like the banter..

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    I dont know where to start, this is the most poisonous fucking bitch [at][at][at][at] that Thailand has ever spawned, even the local Thais hate her.

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    Her and her shite arsed husband have spent their entire life sitting around on their
    lazy arses slowly selling off pieces of dirt till there was none left to sell.

    Then they set about conning their neighbours into getting loans for them on the back of the neighbour's home deeds

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    When that little game was tummbled they set about conning their own daughter into getting loans to pay back the neighbours

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shitdigit View Post
    I dont know where to start, this is the most poisonous fucking bitch [at][at][at][at] that Thailand has ever spawned, even the local Thais hate her.
    I don't think so, there is one more fat fucking bitch that lives in Bangkok that is much more revolting than anything spawned by a Thai! but hey...let's be careful out there!

    I sympathise with you..even if I can't spell it, sometimes I think we let our cocks rule our hearts, then we wake up and realise that the family we married into are like the family from HELL!

    It's a bit difficult when it is only you and the wife, you don't get the full picture...then you get taken home to meet Frankenstein and it's Bride and all the other little fucking wherewolves and Vampires!

    For instance, if i was back in the Uk, I would never ever contemplate fucking or marrying a retard from some of the slums from Newcastle, just from the way they behave, from their speech, their Tatoos, their behaviour.

    but we come over here, and could end up with some "pretty girl" who, if you understood everything she said, was probably the biggest slag around...joke is on who?
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    I want to green Migs for posts #13 and #17 but I'm out of repo.

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    Then a dopey fucker called Shitdigit mosie's on by,
    meets the daughter and falls head first into the middle this big pile of shit that they've created.
    Last edited by Stinky; 12-10-2009 at 11:37 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp View Post
    I want to green Migs for posts #13 and #17 but I'm out of repo.
    Yes they were good, I'll do it for you if thats ok

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    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins View Post

    I sympathise with you..even if I can't spell it, sometimes I think we let our cocks rule our hearts, then we wake up and realise that the family we married into are like the family from HELL!

    It's a bit difficult when it is only you and the wife, you don't get the full picture...then you get taken home to meet Frankenstein and it's Bride and all the other little fucking wherewolves and Vampires!
    Well I got out and the old hag is close to death now and good ridance too.
    I still cant come to Thailand til the lazy arsed father dose the decent thing and follows her down there.
    The fucker would have me arrested in a heartbeat.

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