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    Sense and Sensibility!

    Sense and sensibility....Baldrick will know what i mean.
    Anyway, it should be renamed as Response and responsibility!

    Here's the "Fantastic Journey"

    The missus and the small boy (not so small these days) go down to the land of retards, about 2 km from me, to visit Mae Moat Grandmother and the rest of her inbred creatures.

    The day passes off quite well, playing PSP, watching movies, on their bikes etc. all the local kids around having a bit of fun.

    Later in the afternoon, it is a different story, the wifes first born spawn from the devil has been on the Lao Kao, his wife then finds he has been fucking some girl up the road...apparently. (She is a hairdresser, in the middle of perming the hair of some wild boar, (I know not a real job, like long distance lorry driving or working in the coalmines - but hey like the African Americans seem to think that beading their families hair or being a prospective RAP singer..is a job...so whey hey) The girl is not lazy and works as hard as she can.)

    Anyway, she gets wind of this - infidelity!, and all hell erupts - he comes home drunk from fishing....I think he has been putting his bait in a few too many ponds!

    Any how, his wife is not to be messed with and she goes fucking ballistic!

    5PM I get phone call from my son telling me there is a problem - the manchild has been possesed by a ghost! seriously, their family has told my kid, that this behaviour of trying to kill his wife, smashing the house, destroying the staircase, is due to POSSESION - the reason for this is, apparently he has no recollection (been there too) he was like Superman, and shed no blood whilst destroying the house..

    Can you believe it? They would rather believe he was possesed by EVIL than simply acknowledge the truth he was pissed, fucked around got caught, smashed the wood staircase kicked his wife, and she kicked the shit out of him ten times over...no IT WAS A GHOST!

    He wakes up this morning, cannot remeber nothing!

    NOT because of the DRINK!

    THE FUCKING Ghost has possesed him....come in aircraft 101... carpet bombing required, Napalm......co ordinates.......0.45

    For fuck sake, can these people take responsibility for anything...you ever notice when a fuckwit has an accident on a motorbike, it is always explained that " He/She/It was - HIT BY A CAR, never, never the response like "The stupid [at][at][at][at] pulled across three lanes of traffic after pulling out from his/her Soi without even looking and sadly some poor fucking car driver has to pay towards burying the [at][at][at][at].

    Where in civilised lands, his remaining family would be forking out some cash to pay for the damage on the fucking car the idiot dented with his dip shit concrete skull!

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    Was it Petula Clark (I know, I am giving away my age) that sang "I Close My Eyes and Count to Ten, and When I open them your still here?"

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    Just another day in paradise Miggins... You reap what you sow... In other words, have you ever thought of extricating yourself from this bunch of heathens and returning to the land of the living???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muadib View Post
    Just another day in paradise Miggins... You reap what you sow... In other words, have you ever thought of extricating yourself from this bunch of heathens and returning to the land of the living???
    Please tell me..where is the land of the living?

    The UK....for fucks sake, the USA... they are worse than this place, I simply "Observe And Report" - like the movie!

    It's like living in fucking LaLa Land - that's what makes it so damn amusing, it's like taking a massive tab of acid everyday...paradise!

    If you stand back and forget you are really living here, and look on it as a point of observation, it is the best TRIP you will ever get, they are madder than the mad hatter!

    Billy fucking Smarts Circus has nothing on this great country!

    I get so high from their mental prophetising, that I need to drink half a box of Chang each night to bring me down to reality - it's like a full moon party everyday up here, except without the STINK of filthy lazy hippies!
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    Are you playing with your willy Mrs M?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarvis View Post
    Are you playing with your willy Mrs M?
    Not Yet...why do you ask?

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    Did anyone see the papers today where some old Thai guy died down South in the floods, apparently, one of those fucking horrible bastard Jakep stung him on his balls then continued to crawl up and bite him.sting him on the neck and he died of shock!

    Was it the Jakep or did he get the bill from TOT?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins View Post
    Did anyone see the papers today where some old Thai guy died down South in the floods, apparently, one of those fucking horrible bastard Jakep stung him on his balls then continued to crawl up and bite him.sting him on the neck and he died of shock!

    Was it the Jakep or did he get the bill from TOT?
    always bloody whining, miggins!
    why don't you just pack up and go home?!
    you should be more tolerant of other peoples' cultures, like i am.
    honestly! this has gone far enough!
    least you could do is to try to understand the thais' rich cultural heritage, and instead of finding fault all the time, just give the poor things more money, or go spend a few months in a temple, so that you may be enlightened and then you will realise that the thais are the wisest, most culturally perfect people on earth, who have spawned many generations of geniuses, contributed more inventions, know more about building methods, indeed anything that one could imagine, than the rest of the world combined!.
    ignorant bloody farang!........
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    hello, insect!
    brrrzzzt, brrrzzzt..................

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