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    My new girlfriend is an ex IRA terrorist with a bulbous chest, and I don't care

    She's torty tree, TORTY TREE can you belive that shite, to be sure to be sure.

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    My condolences.

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    たのむよ。
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    I know stuff about James Belushi that other people don't know, but I'm not allowed to say.

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    Anything to do with hamsters and the emergency ward ?

    Back in Bournemouth are you Scampy ?

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    たのむよ。
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    I'm still in Thailand, but JB had a little soiree to Cambodia before he went back to Chicago.

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    She must be dynamite, good luck

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    "and I don't care"


    Time for some new lyrics?

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    たのむよ。
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    I want to put my chandelier in the dishwasher.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp View Post
    I want to put my chandelier in the dishwasher.

    DUDE! You are a nut case. Your thoughts are all over the place....and I am going along for the ride lol!

    Looking forward to more of your spacey comments.


    *Note: Digitalwolf doesn't do drugs but enjoys colorful characters all the same.


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    Tell us more about the bulbous chest scampy (a picture paints a thousand words).

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    My new girlfriend is an ex IRA terrorist
    She's only bragging. Tell her that you're ex-SAS.

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    ^Or even better..................MI5
    Scamp you're indifferent about the terrorist title or the bulbous chest??

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    so you've hooked up with an older farang woman, in Thailand.

    rearrange the following letters

    year idiot of the


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    Once she catches Scampy screwing around it will be Scampy with a limp

    "IRA punishment shootings and expulsions of 'anti-social elements' are routine occurrences in the republican ghettos, but kneecappings on such a scale are comparatively rare, and designed for maximum impact."

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang
    Tell us more about the bulbous chest scampy (a picture paints a thousand words

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    ^That's quite square actually.... I'm thinking one of these is more appropriate but you had the right idea..







    What's your poison??.....

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    ^ U like half rounded chest?

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    with knobs on??

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    You sure she's Irish Scamp?


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    ^ Foul!!!!!......................................Not bulbous!!
    Quote Originally Posted by mooncake View Post
    ^ U like half rounded chest?
    Well of course!! No chests are completely round are they? They begin and end on a woman's chest and are only round where they protrude yes??

    Besides much better then square chests, yes??

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp View Post
    I'm still in Thailand, but JB had a little soiree to Cambodia before he went back to Chicago.
    James Belushi aka JB from Chicago? And who is that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crippen View Post
    with knobs on??
    Yes....................My knob on them is fine.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by chitown View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp View Post
    I'm still in Thailand, but JB had a little soiree to Cambodia before he went back to Chicago.
    JB from Chicago? And who is that?
    James Belushi.. The better actor........John Belushi's brother..
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    I don't know who she thinks she is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrivingForce
    James Belushi.. The better actor........John Belushi's brother..
    Bollox. Jim B is a mediocre talent at best, John B was a comedic genius.

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