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    Sex in your home town

    A friend of mine has left this evening to go back to the UK after spending the past year in Jomtien, he lives in Norfolk so thats not too bad, so I thought I would do some googling for the important stuff that you expect from your home town.

    Googling Thamesmead body massage didn't bring up anything of interest, whereas googling Jomtien body massage and pattaya body massage brought up loads of good stuff like.

    Body massage parlours are an altogether different experience. These sex massage parlours in Pattaya

    Sabai Dee. The Largest Body Massage venue of Pattaya Located opposite the Big-C in North Pattaya. PP Body Massage. Soi Verra Pon, Third Road

    So, Jomtien wins on that front of course another option for sex in England is the personal ads, or is it?



    Hi 36 year old sexy London BBW Swinger looking for some fun although I new to swinging so still learning the rope so to speak ;o) Ė and no Iím not into bondage

    A bit more about me, Iím a big women BBW so if your looking for a skinny girl DONíT contact me, Iím a real women with a real curves Ė Iím 5′3″ blue eyes, large sexy bum and size 28 dress to any guys that can relate to that

    Iím completely new swapping & swinging and at the time of doing this profile have never swung ( is that the word) before and live in SE London ( Thamesmead ) and right now canít accommodate but more than happy to travel.

    Iíve been thinking about swinging for sometime as my best friend and hubby are swingers so thought Iíd give it ago as I know they have meet some great friends & had some ďinterestingĒ times.

    Iím not very sexually experienced but Iím a keen learner ;o) and Iím hoping that by joining this site members will help me break out of my shell as Iím looking to try most things especially dogging, outdoor sex and threesomes ( MMF) and donít even mind play with bimale threeway sex.

    If you see me online drop me a message as Iím up for quick one-offs and nsa fun in public places (woods, car park, waste land) so drop me a line and lets meet.


    hmmmm, I hope your home town is better than mine.

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    Errr!
    Norfolk is a long way from Thamesmead .

    Thamesmead is South of the river !!!

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    yes, and they don't have sex in Norfolk

    hint for furriners : pronounced nofuk

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    ^^Yes I know, he lives in Norfolk, I lived in Thamesmead.

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    Don't have sex in Norfolk??? Most of the county loses their virginity under Cromer pier before they are 13.

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    I thought that noise was dolphins

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    Norfolk is a bleak dark place full of people that look like each other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daveboy View Post
    Norfolk is a bleak dark place full of people that look like each other.
    While it is generally accepted that a lot of inter breeding takes place in Norfolk and they speak funny, if you can over look that, still one of the nicer counties in the UK.

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    Its a nice county granted but its full of uglies.

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    I like it, often spend a weekend up there

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    I'll be spending some time there to funnily enough a good friend of mine has moved to Norfolk.

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    Stephen Fry lives in Norfolk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crippen View Post
    Stephen Fry lives in Norfolk.
    If you can call that living

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    Loads of massage parlours in Palmers Green, loads of Eastern Europeans too. All the Thai birds seem to be working in the hairdressers.

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    I saw Hot Chocolate at the Cromer Links Pavillion some time in the mid seventies.

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    ^
    Good for you

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    I went to a concert in Thetford forest a few years ago, Elbow i think played.

    It is indeed full of strange looking folk!

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    Elbow are shit

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    may not have been Elbow, could have been Athlete?

    Can't remember Jarvis, i was in a bad way

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    Iím a real women with a real curves
    Sure is - we get all the slavic hotties, for around Ä60 a pop - that is, if I wanted to go back there (flight times and flight costs are all around the same than going to Thailand - you do the math).

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    She is 5'3 and a size 28. I'm 5'7 and a size 8....

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    Bloody hell. I didn't know dress sizes went up to 28. Mind you I know fuck all about dress sizes but it sounds big.

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    size 12 and the girl has some meat on her, 14 is fat, 28 is a 3 man tent size.

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    I thought that 10 was fat after that fat chick sang a song about being a perfect 10. I remember because my fat house mate fancied her.

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