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    why do they?

    i was out fishing last weekend with some thai friends.
    one of the thais needed to get rid of some of the beer he had consumed, and sat down to have a piss.
    just reminded me that this was something i saw a lot of in isaan:
    farang takes a piss, finds a bush or a tree, and hangs it all out (in thailand there are inevitably three or four thais rubbernecking to see if our nobs are bigger than theirs (they are!)
    then the thai guy finds a discreet spot, and SITS DOWN to piss!
    first time i noticed, it was the father-in law, and i had to stop the pickup for him to take a leak.
    i thought something was wrong, and actually mentioned to the ex that he should get a medical: prostate problem or something.
    then when i moved to isaan, i noticed that they ALL do it.
    now, i have my own, bigotted theory about why this strange phenomenon occurs, but perhaps there is a less biased poster out there who could offer a reasonable explaination?.....(or excuse)!
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    They are frightened of pissing on their feet,don't you Know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crippen View Post
    They are frightened of pissing on their feet,don't you Know.
    or someone else's feet . . . hate it when that happens

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    V S Naipul wrote a small book about Trinidad during Spanish colonization, The Loss of El Dorado: A Colonial History. In it he describes a letter from a Spanish military governor requesting more troops from Spain to pacify the Caribbe Indians. He describes a terrible Indian habit of urinating on a person's shoes during a face to face conversation. I can see an Indian translator, laughing to himself, explaining to the Spanish governor it is custom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tsicar View Post
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    then when i moved to isaan, i noticed that they ALL do it.
    Bollocks.

    Never seen it here, on the side of the road etc they do it standing up.

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    Not seen it either Tiscar, I suspect maybe yr Thai freinds are a bunch of girls or Poofs

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    I suspect maybe yr Thai freinds are a bunch of girls or Poofs
    That's got to be it. All the guys I see pissing do it standing up. It's only the 'confused' ones who piss like chicks.

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    Modesty. Tradition. Conditioning. Respect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan View Post
    Not seen it either Tiscar, I suspect maybe yr Thai freinds are a bunch of girls or Poofs
    Peter, this is a very common way in which men {older generation} relief themselves. Especially in country situations. Probably not so much with the city slickers, as they've a modicum of 'sophisticate' about them. This is not a Thai trait - this practice can be experienced pan-Asian.

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    Why do Westerners sit upright to do a #2? When it's well-known not to be that healthy regarding bowel cleansing.....

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    Dont start talking about finger wiping if DF is about....he will be having fits and convulsions...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty View Post
    Dont start talking about finger wiping if DF is about....he will be having fits and convulsions...
    ....and then there is soap. For all you pansies that are sqeemish about fecal matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin
    When it's well-known not to be that healthy regarding bowel cleansing.
    Only by those who want to justify living in the stone-age.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin
    When it's well-known not to be that healthy regarding bowel cleansing.
    Only by those who want to justify living in the stone-age.
    Scientific fact.

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    The rural habits hail back to fear of being assaulted by roaming perverts During the Suck a Thai

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin
    When it's well-known not to be that healthy regarding bowel cleansing.
    Only by those who want to justify living in the stone-age.
    Scientific fact.
    Someone's been listening to the barstools (lao khao stained floormats).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty View Post
    Dont start talking about finger wiping if DF is about....he will be having fits and convulsions...
    ....and then there is soap. For all you pansies that are sqeemish about fecal matter.
    If they even bother to use soap

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chairman Mao View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin
    When it's well-known not to be that healthy regarding bowel cleansing.
    Only by those who want to justify living in the stone-age.
    Scientific fact.
    Someone's been listening to the barstools (lao khao stained floormats).

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    Scientific fact.
    yes, it is a scientific fact that squatting is the healthiest way to defecate, the squat position induces muscular contractions of the rectum aiding efficient evacuation without too much huffing and puffing and straining ( and, over the long term, the development of piles). its also cleaner, with less residual fecal smearage and clinker formation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tsicar
    i was out fishing last weekend with some thai friends.
    hilarious, nice one Tsico

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by tsicar
    i was out fishing last weekend with some thai friends.
    hilarious, nice one Tsico
    i will have you know that i am a bloody good angler.
    what's so funny?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tsicar View Post
    i will have you know that i am a bloody good angler.
    Not on here you're not; you're forever getting your line in a tangle and hooking yourself in the mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tsicar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by tsicar
    i was out fishing last weekend with some thai friends.
    hilarious, nice one Tsico
    i will have you know that i am a bloody good angler.
    what's so funny?

    if you don't know, never mind

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by tsicar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by tsicar
    i was out fishing last weekend with some thai friends.
    hilarious, nice one Tsico
    i will have you know that i am a bloody good angler.
    what's so funny?

    if you don't know, never mind
    oh, stoopid rockspider that i am, it took a few posts for me to figure out that you meant you don't think i have thai friends!
    so velly solly and so velly silly of me.
    actually i have a good number of thai friends and almost all of them squat to take a piss, coz they are female. it just reminded me, when i saw one of the "males" squat down and piss between the shelter of his thighs, that i had seen this so many times before in isaan, and thus the reason for my post.
    thai males squat when they piss in the company of other males, because they are embarrassed about the small nobs they almost all have. they seem to have a fixation about nobs, and i am sure i am not the only farang who has had them hanging over my shoulder when taking a leak, to see if their wives, mothers and sisters and daughters were talking shit or not about farang having a good couple of inches in length and girth over the thai average.
    fuknose what they would do if they saw a nigger take a leak.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by tsicar
    because they are embarrassed about the small nobs they almost all have.
    Quote Originally Posted by tsicar
    i am not the only farang who has had them hanging over my shoulder when taking a leak,
    Quote Originally Posted by tsicar
    farang having a good couple of inches in length and girth over the thai average.
    Quote Originally Posted by tsicar
    if they saw a nigger take a leak
    Quote Originally Posted by tsicar
    they seem to have a fixation about nobs
    interesting

    incidentally, the couple of inches in length and girth, is that hanging or straight up?

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