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    Internet Tough Guys

    The apparent proliferation of ITG's on TD on got me thinking: just who are these 10ft tall, bullet-proof, multiple martial arts experts? What compels them to threaten another person on an internet forum? Are they serious? Do they actually expect to be taken seriously?

    Only one thing's for certain, issuing threats of violence on an internet forum takes a really, really, really 'special' kind of mentality. So with my usual dedication to research (i.e. I've just Googled and cut 'n pasted some random stuff here) I set out to find some answers and what I found was this:

    internet tough guy 103 up, 38 down simular to the flamer and angry young man.

    The internet tough guy is a commonly a individual on the internet who tends to post agressive and threatening posts a marked tendancy towards right wing opnions on pretty much everything. anyone who disagrees with his or on occasion her will usually face a incorherant terade of homosexual referances and direct threats of physical voilence. (despite the sheer implausability of them tracking someone down) irrational hatred of anyone differant or vaguegly left/humane/intelligent or willing to critisise them. Also staunch supposters of anything voilent or aggressive and anyone who isnt is a 'PUSSY LIBERAL FAG'.
    Urban Dictionary: internet tough guy

    Typical Internet Tough Guy behaviour may include:

    • Claims to be a master of boxing, fighting or any number of martial arts styles.
    • Claims to be related to, know well, or have worked with famous tough guys etc.
    • Claims to be incredibly strong and physically fit.
    • Threatens violence against other message board members or chat room users who anger or annoy him.
    • May claim to an ex-Airborne/Marine/Special Forces, or pseudo-Police Officer.
    • Makes exaggerated claims about his own sexual prowess and ability to seduce women.
    Most Internet Tough Guys are liars, Walts, and are actually angry, socially-awkward young (and not-so-young) males who use the internet as a place to act tough because they can't pull it off in real life. They are also well known for being the sort who hit women causing them to run off. The net effect is to enrage the 'Tough Guy' to come onto the internet and start threatening all and sundry. Clearly only the worst sort of [at][at][at][at] does this.
    Internet Tough Guy - ARRSEpedia






    So, in summary, I've learnt precisely nothing new and merely reinforced my previously held notion that ITG's are worthy of nothing more than ridicule and derision.

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    Shut up you left wing ginger headed poofter twat

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    Don't make me bust you up Ant....

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson
    So, in summary, I've learnt precisely nothing new and merely reinforced my previously held notion that ITG's are worthy of nothing more than ridicule and derision.
    That does it!

    I am so going to kick your arse!

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    Very good chaps.

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    Actually I was thinking about becoming an internet tough guy, I was going to join the harley davidsons forums and tell them all what dickless bastards they were and tell them how gay they were, but bkkandrew was already taken as a user name

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    Actually I was thinking about becoming an internet tough guy, I was going to join the harley davidsons forums
    Lay off the Harleys you moped riding poove. I know where you drink okay????

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    but bkkandrew was already taken as a user name
    That's the name I'd choose to strike fear into the hearts of my e-victims as well. It's well 'ard like!

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    ^^It's a 125cc beast I will have you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    ^^It's a 125cc beast I will have you know.
    I will kick it over and then beat you worse than the ladyboys did.

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    Ant, whats your address? Seems antrobertson is available but I want to fill out the location properly wouldn't want them getting the wrong person, ie me

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    Ant, whats your address? Seems antrobertson is available but I want to fill out the location properly wouldn't want them getting the wrong person, ie me
    But he's a lawyer and might sue after the beating..

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    Ant, whats your address? Seems antrobertson is available but I want to fill out the location properly wouldn't want them getting the wrong person, ie me
    For the Harley forum?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    Very good chaps.
    I believe the best is yet to come.....

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    I went out looking for the ladyboys a couple of weeks ago, I found them, came back with an empty can of pepper spray and had to throw my clothes away as they were covered in ladyboy blood spatters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    ...had to throw my clothes away as they were covered in ladyboy spatters.
    Bukkake?

    Obvious, but had to be done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    had to throw my clothes away as they were covered in ladyboy spunk spatters.
    Up to you.

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    I can pretty much make anyone do what i want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mc2 View Post
    I can pretty much make anyone do what i want.
    mc2 is Paul McKenna and I claim my free stop smoking hypnotherapy session!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mc2 View Post
    I can pretty much make anyone do what i want.
    mc2 is Paul McKenna and I claim my free stop smoking hypnotherapy session!
    You will be my little play thing whilst under hypnosis, AntRobinson.

    You will need a wheelchair by the time ive done my thing with you, son.

    I'm gonna tear you apart.

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    What is it with all you fooking twats and cowardice TD hooligans, if you really want your blood and guts smeared all over the side-walk, and outlined by the nice chalk cartoon the Bib makes just before they remove your lifeless carcass, if you really wants your heads torn off and faeces down the hole where your throat used to be, then come on- just give me a time/date and place-









































































    ^The last bit is very important

    for me coordinating my "flight",
    I will see if I can call someone tough to accommodate you, once I'm safe in the departure lounge

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    You will need a wheelchair by the time ive done my thing with you, son.

    I'm gonna tear you apart.
    That sounds like you're threatening me with anal rape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mc2 View Post


    I can pretty much make anyone do what i want.


    your gonna get a big can a whup ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    Ant, whats your address? Seems antrobertson is available but I want to fill out the location properly
    Why don't you ask DF?
    I believe he has it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson
    That sounds like you're threatening me with anal rape.
    Are you saying he is a rapist? Seems you have a thing about rapists lately ant, is there something you want to tell us

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