Thread: * AUSTRALIA is the second best country to live in, say correspondents in Bangk

Oh, ok.

Originally Posted by thegent

Ant, that should be " affected ".

We all have typos but that was a basic syntactical error.

Gents, that should be "syntactic"

pass the petard

Oh dear.

Erm, most dictionaries provide for the alternate which I used ( or should that be the alternative ? ).

My petard stays dry and well under control, methinks.

Bonzer

gent, that should be " Bonza ".

And why can't you admit your mistakes? It's not like anyone could think any less of you.

Bonzer, indeed

no Ant, his version could be used, but hardly ever is

Originally Posted by DrAndy

no Ant, his version could be used, but hardly ever is

So it's old, outdated, outmoded, archaic and in a state of general disuse then?




Seems rather fitting that he'd employ it I suppose.

well, Gents does like to use florid language, and usually succeeds

he has been known to lose it though, at which point his language descends to the vulgar form

Originally Posted by thegent

Erm, most dictionaries provide for the alternate which I used ( or should that be the alternative ? ). My petard stays dry and well under control, methinks.

as a son of the southern cross, my dictionary tells me that you should just fuck off, so stuff that up ya dry petard mate!

That it may not be used as often as the other term does not mean it is, by definition, archaic. It it were considered as such then the many dictionaries would denote it accordingly.They do not. Thus, it is a matter of style and therefore something about which you, Ant, evidently know very little.

Fantastic or fantastical? Either way, dear boy, you are just as unreal.

Toodle pip or should that be Ripper, me old drongo!

Originally Posted by nedwalk

as a son of the southern cross, my dictionary tells me

A definition for Nedwalk no doubt to be found also nestling between pillock and prat.....

Oh bless your little cotton socks gent, you do try so hard to impress me don't you.

You really are quite mad, aren't you?

Not in the slightest. It's readily apparent that you seek out my attention. Crave it even.

Sometimes, as with today, I take pity on you. I see it as a form of charity.

Madder than cut snakes!

Get yourself some therapy lad otherwise your condition will become chronic.

Have you thought of sex realignment? Might not do much for your behaviour but at least you could take comfort in being in the right body to manifest it.

Originally Posted by thegent

Madder than cut snakes!

Get yourself some therapy lad otherwise your condition will become chronic.

Hey whatever it is you need to tell yourself, gent. The fact is that you dislike me, although that might actually be putting it too mildly since you've advocated actual physical violence against me, yet still engage me. Often even seek me out to do so.

That tells me that you repeatedly try, and fail, to match wits. Now I don't know why you insist on measuring yourself against me but I can appreciate that it must be quite disheartening to repeatedly fall short of the goal you've set for yourself.

Have you thought of sex realignment? Might not do much for your behaviour but at least you could take comfort in being in the right body to manifest it.

Hmm, a slightly new misogynistic twist to your old: 'Ur A FaG!'' dribblings I see. You, like blackgang, protest just a little bit too much in that respect - if you get my drift, ducky.

And unfortunately for you yhere's not an online Thesaurus, no amount of verbosity, or spell-checker that can help you disguise the bigoted old fool that you are at heart, is there gent.

Now since I'm in one of my more charitable moods this evening you may have the last word. I know that you need it.

Originally Posted by Dancing Priest

and now we are giving it back away to wogs, lebbos, abos and chinks.

abos, the ones it was stolen from. 14,000 years makes a difference to the shape of things

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Norway retained its status as the world's most desirable country

got some interesting clouds

Originally Posted by DrAndy

I am not sure how they could be the opposite of what theGents described, Chass!

whilst his view was amusing and held some truth, it was a little harsh

I still think his somewhat jaundiced view is stereotypical crap, in the light of my personal experience with Australians.
I did not realise he was fishing, so thanks for the input.

lived there 3 years, only decent white oz was a kiwi, only real oz was an abo. bunch of thick, racist cunts.

Originally Posted by chassamui

Originally Posted by DrAndy

I am not sure how they could be the opposite of what theGents described, Chass!

whilst his view was amusing and held some truth, it was a little harsh

I still think his somewhat jaundiced view is stereotypical crap, in the light of my personal experience with Australians.
I did not realise he was fishing, so thanks for the input.

yeah, theGents likes a little troll, but he does it in a pleasant fashion, unlike other crude attempts

Originally Posted by DrAndy

yeah, theGents likes a little troll, but he does it in a pleasant fashion, unlike other crude attempts

sanctimonious police alert...scurry off coward

Originally Posted by Dancing Priest

Originally Posted by Nawty

giving away the greatest country on the globe

and now we are giving it back away to wogs, lebbos, abos and chinks.

Lovely sentiment, DP.

Originally Posted by pompeybloke

..bunch of thick, racist cunts.

Perhaps you shouldn't be singling out OZ. These lovely character traits could easily be extended to the broader Anglo-American {English-speaking world} civilisations.......I love stereotypical contingencies.

Originally Posted by Dancing Priest

Says the cowardly hypocrite that has "opted out" of repo.

Opted out of what? WankingPrat by name, WankingPrat by nature

Originally Posted by Dancing Priest

Still doing brisk business with the junta in Burma?

Oh yes . . . I'm worth millions . . . that's why I can find out where you live and have some of my Burmese goons do you over

Originally Posted by Dancing Priest

Oh sorry, I forgot that when you stalk, harrass and insult new members it is ok but when they respond their posts are deleted or moved into the trash bin.

Oh dear . . . a persecution complex

Originally Posted by SueB

At the risk of getting ousted before I get my feet under the table, I think I'll give it a miss for now.

You may have a go at racist and moronic commentary. There, I just managed to give you two green blobs for when the DancingQueen will try to red you.

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Gents, that should be "syntactic"

Oh dear . . .

I guess it is fair. You have TheGents and we have the PrancingPrat

Originally Posted by thegent

Ripper, me old drongo

Umm, you've never been out of Birmingham before have you?!

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Hmm, a slightly new misogynistic twist to your old: 'Ur A FaG!'' dribblings I see. You, like blackgang, protest just a little bit too much in that respect - if you get my drift, ducky.

Well, he pretends to have been a public schoolboy . . . and makes up stories like the fossil . . . kin

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AWESTRALIA