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    The Honesty Of Prostitution

    Why I Slept with 1300 Women | OPEN Magazine
    The affections of a woman have to be won through the peacock dance of success and refinement, or through the deceit of lies. And then sustained for years through many strange virtues, or more lies. The price of love, above all, is monogamy. One man decided to break free. And he slept with over 1,300 women paying them over £115,000. This is his story.
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    “You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think.” Dorothy Parker

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    ^ Of course you're guilty by association... Green sent...

    The human species was never meant to be monogamous... It goes against our very nature...
    Last edited by Muadib; 05-10-2009 at 10:03 AM.

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    the bragging rights go to the women,
    a hooker that starts when she is 18 and works for 5 years servicing average of 3 customers per night has done about 5000 men.

    i bet there are heaps of women in the world that have shagged 10000+ men over their lifetime.

    its theoretically possible for a woman , who does 10 men per day, and works until she is 40, to have done 100,000 men.

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    You have to admire his get up and go all in the name of erm, whatever, think i shall tell my girlfriend I am going to write a book on 101 ways to satisfy a hooker, obviously I shall claim the first few hundred wernt satisfied as I was using Australian techniques, the sequel shall be called 101 ways to satisfy a hardened hooker, then of course advanced techniques of satisfying a hooker needs to be written.

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    ^ Will the advance guide include a chapter on hammer-drills and associated attachments???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muadib View Post
    ^ Of course you're guilty by association... Green sent...

    The human species was never meant to be monogamous... It goes against our very nature...
    Would that I were more guilty, rather than curiously and probably mistakenly envious.

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    Very interesting article. Would that all TD's assorted whoremongers (and regular posters) were as eloquent!

    Hookers and drunks instinctively understand that common sense is the enemy of romance.

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    ^Bollox.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    to satisfy a hooker, obviously I shall claim the first few hundred wernt satisfied as I was using Australian techniques,.


    I know of a couple of aussies who picked up a street walker in Sulawesi last week, apparently she was expecting 5 mins total, and wasnt prepared for the hours of lovemaking that the Aussie Casanova's provided.....

    so bollox to your story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    I know of 76 aussies who picked up a street walker in Sulawesi last week
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    and wasnt prepared for the hours of lovemaking
    Hours? If they were English it would be weeks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    Hours? If they were English it would be weeks.
    you sound like smeg trying his oneupmanship now....

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    You have to admire his get up and go all in the name of erm, whatever, think i shall tell my girlfriend I am going to write a book on 101 ways to satisfy a hooker, obviously I shall claim the first few hundred wernt satisfied as I was using Australian techniques, the sequel shall be called 101 ways to satisfy a hardened hooker, then of course advanced techniques of satisfying a hooker needs to be written.
    Hookers are satisfied by money.
    No need to consume your tongue on their clitoris.

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    ^^theres still an opportunity open for my book on hookers and orgys

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    Quote Originally Posted by wefearourdespot
    Hookers are satisfied by money. No need to consume your tongue on their clitoris.
    besides, would you lick an ashtray in a bar? not much different I'd imagine.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    Hours? If they were English it would be weeks.
    Stuff that I'v e got it down to minutes - 2 - .

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    would you lick an ashtray in a bar? not much different I'd imagine
    Do you lick ashtrays in the privacy of your own home then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by wefearourdespot
    Hookers are satisfied by money. No need to consume your tongue on their clitoris.
    besides, would you lick an ashtray in a bar? not much different I'd imagine.....
    I'm sure you've licked a fair few 'ashtrays' in Asia over the years, my convict chum.

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    Why does a sleazy bastard like me like whores so much? Why pay for it? The problem is that the modern woman is a prostitute who doesn’t deliver the goods. Teasers are never pleasers; they greedily accept presents to seal a contract and then break it. At least the whore pays the flesh that’s haggled for. The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
    Who could disagree ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    Hours? If they were English it would be weeks.
    and from the statement by the well known KT "pat" on BTiTT part 3 we can assume that pommy arseholes must be well calloused


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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Chuchok View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by wefearourdespot
    Hookers are satisfied by money. No need to consume your tongue on their clitoris.
    besides, would you lick an ashtray in a bar? not much different I'd imagine.....
    I'm sure you've licked a fair few 'ashtrays' in Asia over the years, my convict chum.
    LC's back!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    I know of a couple of aussies who picked up a street walker in Sulawesi last week, apparently she was expecting 5 mins total, and wasnt prepared for the hours of lovemaking that the Aussie Casanova's provided.....
    to each other.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by wefearourdespot
    Hookers are satisfied by money. No need to consume your tongue on their clitoris.
    besides, would you lick an ashtray in a bar? not much different I'd imagine.....
    Not everyone is like you goes for the skankiest looking hookers, you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by wefearourdespot
    Hookers are satisfied by money. No need to consume your tongue on their clitoris.
    besides, would you lick an ashtray in a bar? not much different I'd imagine.....
    Not everyone is like you goes for the skankiest looking hookers, you know.
    a good looking hooker is still skanky though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by wefearourdespot
    Hookers are satisfied by money. No need to consume your tongue on their clitoris.
    besides, would you lick an ashtray in a bar? not much different I'd imagine.....
    If the ashtray were a Petri dish, maybe.

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    All hookers have their qualities. Some of the time I go for a sweet little innocent looking thing to spend the night with, other times I go an older rougher girl for a 30 minute bedroom battle.
    I pretty much plate the lot of them though, after a good shower of course.
    It wasn't me!

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