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    Dodgy song lyrics...

    Post them here:


    Hey little girl is your daddy home
    Did he go away and leave you all alone
    I got a bad desire
    I'm on fire

    Tell me now baby is he good to you
    Can he do to you the things that I do
    I can take you higher
    I'm on fire

    Sometimes it's like someone took a knife baby
    edgy and dull and cut a six-inch valley
    through the middle of my soul

    At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet
    and a freight train running through the
    middle of my head
    Only you can cool my desire
    I'm on fire

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    Bruce dodgy ?

    Sacrilege that is !

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    From a more innocent time when people were treated as they are long before we invented catogries and PC came along... Bruce Springsteen.

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    A line that always brings a smile to my face. And a strange image to my mind.

    "Here I am Lord knockin at your back door"

    Harry Nielsen, "I guess the Lord must be in New York City"

    From a much more innocent time.

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    Twenty pints of Boddingtons every Friday night.
    Twenty pints of Boddingtons then its outside for a fight.
    You think you're one of the Macc Lads?
    You're too fuckin tight.
    I've spilt more ale down me waistcoat than you've supped the night.

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    Flies all green 'n buzzin' in
    his dungeon of despair
    Prisoners grumble and piss
    their clothes and scratch their
    matted hair
    A tiny light from a window hole
    a hundred yards away
    Is all they ever get to know about
    the regular life in the day;
    An' it stinks so bad the stones been chokin'
    'N weepin' greenish drops
    In the room where the giant fire puffer works
    'N the torture never stops
    The torture never stops

    Slime 'n rot, rats 'n snot 'n vomit on the floor
    Fifty ugly soldiers, man, holdin'
    spears by the iron door
    Knives 'n spikes 'n guns 'n the
    likes of every tool of pain
    An' a sinister midget with a
    bucket an' a mop where the blood
    goes down the drain;

    by Frank Zappa
    It wasn't me!

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    Men Are Like Shoes

    Tell me about it...

    Ooh!
    Men.
    Have you ever tried to figure them out?
    Huh, me too, but I ain't got no clue
    How 'bout you?

    Men are like Shoes
    Made to confuse
    Yeah, there's so many of 'em
    I don't know which ones to choose

    There's the kind made for runnin'
    The sneakers and the low down heels
    The kind that will keep you on your toes
    And every girl knows how that feels

    You've got your kickers and your ropers
    Your everyday loafers, some that you can never find
    You've got your slippers and your zippers
    Your grabbers and your grippers
    Man, don't ya hate that kind?

    Some you wear in, some you wear out
    Some you wanna leave behind
    Sometimes you hate 'em
    And sometimes you love 'em
    I guess it all depends on which way you rub 'em
    But a girl can never have too many of 'em

    It's amazing what a little polish will do...
    Men are like shoes...

    Some make you feel ten feet tall
    Some make you feel so small
    Some you want to leave out in the hall
    Or make you feel like kicking the wall
    (yeah, yeah, yeah)

    Ah
    Ooh! (yeah, yeah, yeah)
    Mmm..

    Some can polish up pretty good...
    Ah, men are like shoes..

    It's amazing what a little polish will do
    Some clean up good, just like new
    Some you can't afford, some are real cheap
    Some are good for bummin' around on the beach

    You've got your kickers and your ropers
    Your everyday loafers, yeah some that you can never find
    You've got your slippers and your zippers
    Your grabbers and your grippers
    And man, don't ya hate that kind?

    I ain't got time for the flip-flop kind...
    Men are like shoes!

    .........
    Last edited by mooncake; 03-10-2009 at 01:08 PM.

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    Did you write that Moonstickybits

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    Heres one of my favourites from Carcass.

    ...Aborted gestation...foetal mutilation...
    ...Abortive secretions...embryonic fermentation...

    Your crotch spawning afterbirth
    A congealing sprog basted in cess
    Palpitations spew a foetus
    Sprawling in this mess...
    Flowing lochial discharge
    Of copious womb lining torn
    The mutilated still-born mangled
    By the whiplashing umbilical cord...

    Mixing together post-natal juices
    The dead infant used as stock
    Slurping this horrendous concoction
    Eat the cervical slop...
    Lading our aborted derbis
    Oozing guts chomped in your maw
    The caesating premature baby
    Nurtured in post-partum gore...

    Suck cess on a plate. lick its pus from a spoon
    Gnaw at rashes on a dish, munch on the expelled womb...

    Its testicles incised - the foetus liquidized
    Whick the parasite - the gross remains baptized...
    [Solo: paturient paste sandwich]

    Stagnant placenta and smelly fluids
    The stiffening dead babe's crib
    Disembowelling and gutting

    Grating bone and rib
    Fragile limbs pulverised
    Dismemberment is so cruel
    Soggy organs and paturient broth
    Give piquance to this sickly gruel...

    Mixing together post-natal juices
    The dead infant used as stock
    Slurping this horrendous concoction
    Eat the cervical slop...
    Lading our aborted derbis
    Oozing guts chomped in your maw
    The caesating premature baby
    Nurtured in post-partum gore...

    Drink bile from a cup, gulp its phlegm from a pot
    Eat mucus on a saucer, choke on embryonic clots...
    (Pasteurised foetus goulash)

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    Lord, grant that Marshal Wade,May by thy mighty aid,Victory bring.May he sedition hush and like a torrent rush,Rebellious Scots to crush,God save the King.

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    Also by Mr Zappa... feckin weird cnut!

    A festive CYO party with crepe paper streamers, contestants
    for the broom dance, the, baked goods, & FATHER RILEY
    making sure the lights don't go down too low...


    FATHER RILEY AND VARIOUS PARTY GOERS:
    Catholic Girls
    With a tiny little mustache
    Catholic Girls
    Do you know how they go?
    Catholic Girls
    In the Rectory Basement
    Father Riley's a fairy
    But it don't bother Mary
    Catholic Girls
    At the CYO
    Catholic Girls
    Do you know how they go?
    Catholic Girls
    There can be no replacement
    How do they go, after the show?

    JOE:
    All the way
    That's the way they go
    Every day
    And none of their mamas ever seem to know
    Hip-Hip-Hooray
    For all the class they show
    There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
    At the CYO When they learn to blow...

    FATHER RILEY: They're learning to blow
    All the Catholic Boys!

    MARY:
    Warren Cuccurullo...

    FATHER RILEY: Catholic Boys!

    MARY:
    Kinda young, kinda WOW!

    FATHER RILEY:
    Catholic Boys!

    MARY:
    Vinnie Colaiuta...

    CHORUS:
    Where are they now?
    Did they all take The Vow?

    FATHER RILEY: Catholic Girls!

    WARREN:
    Carmenita Scarfone!

    FATHER RILEY: Catholic Girls!

    OFFICER BUTZIS:
    Hey! She gave me VD!

    FATHER RILEY:
    Catholic Girls!

    WARREN:
    Toni Carbone!

    CHORUS:
    With a tongue like a cow
    She could make you go WOW!

    JOE:
    VD vowdy vootie
    Right away
    That's the way they go
    Every day
    Whenever their mamas take them to a show
    Matinee
    Pass the popcorn please
    There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
    With her hand in the box
    When she's on her knees

    LARRY:
    She was on her knees,
    My little Catholic Girl

    CHORUS:
    In a little white dress
    Catholic Girls
    They never confess
    Catholic Girls
    I got one for a cousin
    I love how they go
    So send me a dozen
    Catholic Girls
    OOOOOOH!
    Catholic Girls
    OOOOOOH! (etc.)

    CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:
    This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...
    Joe had a girl friend named Mary.
    She used to go to the church club every week.
    They'd meet each other there
    Hold hands
    And think
    Pure Thoughts
    But one night, at the
    Social Club meeting Mary didn't show up...
    She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory
    In order to get a pass To see some big rock group for free...

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    ^wierd indeed, I take you've listened to Jewish princess

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    NO! By frank?

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    I heard they had to change Elton John's 'I won't let the sun go down on you' from 'I won't let your son go down on me'

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    Thats a michael jackson joke but good try... Michael jackson re released Eltons Don't let the son go down on me. His release... Don't let YOUR son go down on me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiwi_Refugee View Post
    Also by Mr Zappa... feckin weird cnut!

    A festive CYO party with crepe paper streamers, contestants
    for the broom dance, the, baked goods, & FATHER RILEY
    making sure the lights don't go down too low...


    FATHER RILEY AND VARIOUS PARTY GOERS:
    Catholic Girls
    With a tiny little mustache
    Catholic Girls
    Do you know how they go?
    Catholic Girls
    In the Rectory Basement
    Father Riley's a fairy
    But it don't bother Mary
    Catholic Girls
    At the CYO
    Catholic Girls
    Do you know how they go?
    Catholic Girls
    There can be no replacement
    How do they go, after the show?

    JOE:
    All the way
    That's the way they go
    Every day
    And none of their mamas ever seem to know
    Hip-Hip-Hooray
    For all the class they show
    There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
    At the CYO When they learn to blow...

    FATHER RILEY: They're learning to blow
    All the Catholic Boys!

    MARY:
    Warren Cuccurullo...

    FATHER RILEY: Catholic Boys!

    MARY:
    Kinda young, kinda WOW!

    FATHER RILEY:
    Catholic Boys!

    MARY:
    Vinnie Colaiuta...

    CHORUS:
    Where are they now?
    Did they all take The Vow?

    FATHER RILEY: Catholic Girls!

    WARREN:
    Carmenita Scarfone!

    FATHER RILEY: Catholic Girls!

    OFFICER BUTZIS:
    Hey! She gave me VD!

    FATHER RILEY:
    Catholic Girls!

    WARREN:
    Toni Carbone!

    CHORUS:
    With a tongue like a cow
    She could make you go WOW!

    JOE:
    VD vowdy vootie
    Right away
    That's the way they go
    Every day
    Whenever their mamas take them to a show
    Matinee
    Pass the popcorn please
    There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
    With her hand in the box
    When she's on her knees

    LARRY:
    She was on her knees,
    My little Catholic Girl

    CHORUS:
    In a little white dress
    Catholic Girls
    They never confess
    Catholic Girls
    I got one for a cousin
    I love how they go
    So send me a dozen
    Catholic Girls
    OOOOOOH!
    Catholic Girls
    OOOOOOH! (etc.)

    CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:
    This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...
    Joe had a girl friend named Mary.
    She used to go to the church club every week.
    They'd meet each other there
    Hold hands
    And think
    Pure Thoughts
    But one night, at the
    Social Club meeting Mary didn't show up...
    She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory
    In order to get a pass To see some big rock group for free...
    ZAPPA IS GOD!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shitdigit View Post
    Did you write that Moonstickybits
    Nopsur
    If I did it would be something like this….

    Duna duna duna

    duna duna duna

    doo da da doo

    .
    .
    ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin
    ZAPPA IS GOD!!!!
    "don't eat the yellow snow" is not much help in thailand

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    Quote Originally Posted by mooncake View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Shitdigit View Post
    Did you write that Moonstickybits
    Nopsur
    If I did it would be something like this….

    Duna duna duna

    duna duna duna

    doo da da doo
    .
    .
    ...
    Ha ha ha ha, Thats BAT MAN, i'd know it any where

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiwi_Refugee View Post
    NO! By frank?
    Sure by Frank, bloody funny but A lot of his music was.

    I want a nasty little jewish princess
    With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
    A horny little jewish princess
    With a garlic aroma that could level tacoma
    Lonely inside
    Well, she can swallow my pride

    I want a hairy little jewish princess
    With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
    I want a steamy little jewish princess
    With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
    I don't want no troll
    I just want a yemenite hole

    I want a darling little jewish princess
    Who don't shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
    A vicious little jewish princess
    To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin
    All up inside
    I just want a princess to ride
    Awright, back to the top...everybody twist

    I want a funky little jewish princess
    A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
    A brazen little jewish princess
    With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
    She can even be poor
    So long as she does it with four on the floor
    (vapor-lock)

    I want a dainty little jewish princess
    With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
    A fragile little jewish princess
    With roumanian thighs, who weasels n lies
    For two or three nights
    Wont someone send me a princess who bites
    Wont someone send me a princess who bites
    Wont someone send me a princess who bites
    Wont someone send me a princess who bites
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    FZ could have a thread of his own:

    Hey there, people, Im bobby brown
    They say Im the cutest boy in town
    My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
    I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
    Here I am at a famous school
    Im dressin sharp n im
    Actin cool
    I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
    Let her do all the work n maybe later Ill rape her

    Oh God I am the american dream
    I do not think Im too extreme
    An Im a handsome sonofabitch
    Im gonna get a good job n be real rich

    (get a good
    Get a good
    Get a good
    Get a good job)

    Womens liberation
    Came creepin across the nation
    I tell you people I was not ready
    When I fucked this dyke by the name of freddie
    She made a little speech then,
    Aw, she tried to make me say when
    She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
    I guess its still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

    Oh God I am the american dream
    But now I smell like vaseline
    An Im a miserable sonofabitch
    Am I a boy or a lady...i dont know which

    (I wonder wonder
    Wonder wonder)

    So I went out n bought me a leisure suit
    I jingle my change, but Im still kinda cute
    Got a job doin radio promo
    An none of the jocks can even tell Im a homo
    Eventually me n a friend
    Sorta drifted along into s&m
    I can take about an hour on the tower of power
    long as I gets a little golden shower

    Oh God I am the american dream
    With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
    An Ill do anything to get ahead
    I lay awake nights sayin, thank you, fred!
    Oh god, oh god, Im so fantastic!
    Thanks to freddie, Im a sexual spastic
    And my name is bobby brown
    Watch me now, Im goin down,
    And my name is bobby brown
    Watch me now, Im goin down, etc.

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    Frank Zappa: Brown shoes don't make it

    Brown shoes don't make it
    Brown shoes don't make it
    Quit school, why fake it?
    Brown shoes don't make it?
    TV dinner by the pool
    Watch your brother grow a beard
    Got another year of school
    You're OK, he's *too weird*
    Be a plumber He's a bummer
    He's a bummer every summer
    Be a loyal plastic robot
    For a world that doesn't care
    Smile at every *ugly*
    Shine on your shoes and cut your hair
    Be a jerk and go to work Be a jerk and go to work
    Be a jerk and go to work Be a jerk and go to work
    Do your job, and do it right
    Life's a ball! (TV tonight!)
    Do you love it, do you hate it?
    There it is, the way you made it (WOOOooow)

    A world of secret hungers,
    Perverting the men who make your laws
    Every desire is hidden away,
    In drawer, in a desk,
    By a Naughahyde chair
    On a rug where they walk and drool
    Past the girls in the office

    You see in the back, of the cynical mind
    The dream of a girl about thirteen
    Off with her clothes and into a bed,
    Where she tickles his fancy all night long

    His wife's attending an orchid show
    She squealed for a week to get him to go
    But back in the bed his teenage Queen
    Is rocking and rolling and acting obscene
    Baby! Baby! Baby! Baby!

    And he loves it! He loves it! It curls up his toes!
    She bites his fat neck, And it lights up his nose,
    But he cannot be fooled, Old *City Hall Fred,*
    She's nasty, she's nasty, She digs it in bed!

    Do it again, and do it some more!
    That does it, by golly, it's nasty for sure!
    Nasty-nasty-nasty! Nasty-nasty-nasty!
    *(Only thirteen, and she knows how to NASTY)*

    She's a dirty young mind. Corrupted, corroded...
    Well she's thirteen today, And I hear she gets loaded

    If she were my daughter I'd...
    *What would you do, Daddy?*
    If she were my daughter I'd...


    *What would you do, Daddy?*
    If she were my daughter I'd...
    *What would you do, Daddy?*
    Smother my daughter in chocolate syrup,
    And strap her on again, *Oh baby!*
    Smother that girl in chocolate syrup,
    And strap her on again!
    She's a *Teenage Baby,* and she turns me on,
    I'd like to make Her do a *nasty*
    On the White House Lawn!
    Going to smother that daughter in chocolate syrup,
    And boogie till the cows come home!

    Time to go home, Madge is on the phone
    Gotta meet the *Guerneys* And a dozen gray attorneys
    TV dinner by the pool I'm so glad I finished school
    Life is such a ball I run the world from City Hall

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    Drips - Eminem featuring Obie Trice

    Obie, Yo?

    [Obie
    Trice:]
    I'm sick

    [Eminem:]
    Damn, you straight dogg?

    [Obie
    Trice - B/W Chorus]
    [Coughing]
    Bitches
    Getting sick


    [Chorus:]
    That's why I ain't got no time
    For these games and stupid
    tricks
    All these bitches on my dick
    That's how dudes be getting sick
    That's how
    dicks' be getting drips
    Falling victim's to this shit
    From these bitches on our
    dicks
    Fucking chickens with no ribs
    That's why I aint got no time

    [Obie
    Trice:]
    Yo, I woke up, fucked up off the liquor I drunk
    I hadda bag of tha skunk, one
    and last night's tunk
    Pussy residue was on my penis, Denise, from the Cleaners
    Fucked me
    good, you should've seen us
    Big booty bitch, switch unbearable, french role styling, body like
    a stallion
    Sizing up the figure, while my shit getting bigger
    Debating on to fuck her, do
    I wanna be a nigga
    Caressing this bitch, plus I'm checking out them tits
    Sipping on that
    fine shit, I ain't use to buying
    I gotta hit it from behind, it's mandatory
    Like taking
    ho's money, but that's another story
    For surely your pussy on toast, after we toast
    Our
    clothes fell like Bishop and Juice
    The womb beater, clean pussy eater, inserting my
    john
    In that spot hotter than the hottest block, don't stop!
    Response I got when I was
    knocking it
    Clocks steading ticking, kinky finger licking
    The cannon, seen us at my temple
    when she moans
    I gotta slow down before I cum soon
    And work that nigga, like a slave
    owner
    When I dropped off my outfit, she knew I wanted to bone her
    She foaming at the lips,
    the ones between the hips
    Pubic hair's looking like some sour cream dip
    Without the nacho,
    my dick hit the spot though
    Pussy tighter than conditions of his black folks
    Being a vinyl
    stretched, the last part of sex
    I bust a fat ass nut - then I woke up next
    Like, what the
    fuck is going on here?
    This bitch evapourated, pussy and all just picked up and
    vaccated
    And now I'm frustrated cause my dick was unprotected
    And doctor Wesley telling me
    I ain't really got that shit
    Fuck

    [Chorus:]

    [Eminem:]
    Now I
    don't wanna hit no women when this chicks got it coming
    Someone better get this bitch before
    she gets kicked in the stomach
    And she's pregnant, but she's egging me on, begging me to throw
    her
    Off the steps on this porch, my only weapon is force
    And I don't wanna resort to
    violence of any sort
    But why's she shoving me for? Doesn't she love me no more?
    Wasn't she
    hugging me four minutes ago at the door?
    Man I'm this close to going toe to toe with this
    whore
    What would you do if she was telling you she wants a divorce
    She's having another
    baby in a month and it's yours
    And you found it isn't cause this bitch has been
    visiting
    Someone else and sucking his dick and kissing you on the lips
    When you get back
    to Michigan, Now the plot has thickend 'n worse
    Cause you feel like you've been sticking your
    fucking dick in a hurse
    So your paranoid at every little cold that you get
    Ever since they
    sold you this shit, you've been holding your dick
    So you goto the clinic, sweating every minute
    your in it
    Then the doctor comes out looking like Dennis the Menace *hahahaha*
    And it's
    obvious to everyone in the lobby, it's aids
    He ain't even gotta to call in you the office to
    say it
    So you jet back home, cause you gone get that ho
    And when you see her, you're gonna
    bend her fucking neck back yo
    Cause you love her, you never would've expect that blow
    Obie
    told you to scoop, how could she stoop that low?
    Jesus, I don't believe this bitch works at the
    Cleaner's
    Bringing me home diseases swinging from Obie's penis
    She's so deceaving, shit
    this ho's a genious
    She gee'd us


    [Chorus:]

    [Outro:]
    [Eminem:]
    "I'm busy!"


    [Obie Trice:]
    Yeah, fuck these bitches

    [Eminem:]
    Fuck em
    all"

    [Obie Trice:]
    Get money

    [Eminem:]
    Ha!


    Last edited by 9999; 04-10-2009 at 09:03 PM. Reason: Drips - Eminem featuring Obie Trice

  24. #24
    Kiwi_Refugee
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    Originally Posted by Kiwi_Refugee (Dodgy song lyrics...)
    NO! By frank?

    Sure by Frank, bloody funny but A lot of his music was.

    I want a nasty little jewish princess
    With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
    A horny little jewish princess
    With a garlic aroma that could level tacoma
    Lonely inside
    Well, she can swallow my pride

    I want a hairy little jewish princess
    With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
    I want a steamy little jewish princess
    With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
    I don't want no troll
    I just want a yemenite hole

    I want a darling little jewish princess
    Who don't shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
    A vicious little jewish princess
    To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin
    All up inside
    I just want a princess to ride
    Awright, back to the top...everybody twist

    I want a funky little jewish princess
    A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
    A brazen little jewish princess
    With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
    She can even be poor
    So long as she does it with four on the floor
    (vapor-lock)

    I want a dainty little jewish princess
    With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
    A fragile little jewish princess
    With roumanian thighs, who weasels n lies
    For two or three nights
    Wont someone send me a princess who bites
    Wont someone send me a princess who bites
    Wont someone send me a princess who bites
    Wont someone send me a princess who bites
    Right i'm off to download!!!

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    Vote or die muthafucka, muthafucka vote or die
    Rock the vote or else I'm gonna stick a knife through your eye
    Democracy is founded on one simple rule
    Get out there and vote or I will muthafuckin' kill you

    Yeah

    I like it when you vote bitch (bitch)
    Shake them titties when you vote bitch (bitch)
    I slam my jimmy through your mouth roof (mouth roof)
    Now get yo' big ass in the polling booth

    I said vote, bitch, Or I fuckin' kill you

    Vote or die muthafucka, muthafucka vote or die
    You can't run from a .38 go ahead and try
    Let your opinion be heard, you gotta make a choice
    'Cause after I slit your throat, you won't have a fuckin' voice

    Vote or die
    VOTE OR DIE!


    nice stuff.
    better to watch it though


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