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[dirtydog]

Have a play with this, its googles route planner, its pretty damn good I think.

Map and Route Planner for Thailand

[Begbie]

I get a message <service unavailable>

Pay the gas bill DD.

[dirtydog]

works fine for me, where you trying to go?

[dirtydog]

yep Pattaya to Bangkok.

1. Head east on Phatthaya Klang toward Phatthaya Klang 9 1.3 km
2. Turn left at Route 3/Sukhumvit
Continue to follow Route 3 71.4 km
3. Continue on Route 34 45.1 km
4. Continue on Route 3119 (signs for Dao Khanong/Din Daeng)
Toll road 9.3 km
5. Take exit North 1-01 to merge onto Chaloem Maha Nakhon Expy 0.5 km
6. Turn left at Thanon Rama IV 0.9 km
7. Slight left at Thanon Sathon Tai 0.2 km
8. Continue on Sathon Tai 3.5 km
9. Continue on Krung Thonburi 1.7 km
10. Slight left to stay on Krung Thonburi 0.4 km
11. Slight right at Thanon Krung Thonburi 0.1 km
12. Turn right at Somdet Phra Chao Tak Sin 0.6 km
13. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit onto Inthara Phithak 0.7 km
14. Continue on National Hwy No. 4/Phet Kasem
Continue to follow National Hwy No. 4 1.0 km
15. Slight left at Route 4/National Hwy No. 4/Thanon Phet Kasem 0.3 km
16. Turn left at Soi Charan Sanitwong
Destination will be on the left 0.8 km

[NickA]

Isn't that exactly the same thing you get by typing Pattaya to bangkok into google and clicking on maps?

[teddy]

when I clicked on it, it said hello teddy. How does it know my name? Is this some sort of evil magic?

[dirtydog]

So far we have included in the database all the homosexual members teddy, hopefully get round to including the rest of the members pretty soon.

[Nawty]

Root planner.....awesome

[Nawty]

I typed in Soi Cowboy to Phuket....

it said...'get on a plane you probably to drunk and tired to drive'

[dirtydog]

'get on a plane you probably to drunk and tired to drive'

Google really do need to get some native English speakers to help with the stuff they make, the grammatical structure is awful.

[Fondles]

Its fuckin useless,

We couldn’t calculate directions from Noi's Bar to Nakhon Sawan .

and why the fuck does it say "Hello Precious" ?

[klongmaster]

That's very good...even gives a map with the route drawn in...
cheers DD...

[DrAndy]

Root planner.....awesome

yep, but from Bkk to Pattaya

[Loombucket]

A very handy addition DD, but you are right about the grammar.

[Begbie]

Udon Thani, Thailand
698 km (about 11 hours 43 mins)1.Head east0.6 km
2.Take the 3rd left toward Route 24104.3 km
3.Slight left at Route 24100.2 km
4.Turn left to stay on Route 24103.8 km
5.Slight right to stay on Route 241015.3 km
6.Turn right at Route 2/Mittraphap2.4 km
7.Route 2/Mittraphap turns slightly left and becomes Route 210127 km
8.Turn right at Route 2013.3 km
9.Turn left at Route 20161.0 km
10.Take the 2nd right onto Route 21405.9 km
11.Slight right to stay on Route 21408.2 km
12.Continue on Route 300222.3 km
13.Turn left at Route 20333.5 km
14.Slight right at Route 201315.9 km
15.Turn right to stay on Route 201343.9 km
16.Turn right at Route 114334.4 km
17.Slight left to stay on Route 114320.0 km
18.Turn right to stay on Route 114322.7 km
19.Slight right at Route 12465.9 km20.Turn left at Route 121413.6 km
21.Turn right at Route 1170.0 km
22.Slight left to stay on Route 1186.6 km
23.Turn left at Route 1/Phahon Yothin/Thanon Lampang-Ngao Hwy Continue to follow Route 1/Phahon Yothin5.6 km
24.Turn right at Route 11/Thanon Lampang-Chieng Mai Hwy Continue to follow Route 1186.1 km
25.Exit onto Route 12112.1 km
26.Continue on Route 12696.9 km
27.Turn right to stay on Route 12692.9 km
28.Slight left to stay on Route 12691.0 km
29.Turn right to stay on Route 12690.4 km
30.Take the 3rd left to stay on Route 12690.8 km
31.Slight left to stay on Route 12695.9 km
32.Turn left to stay on Route 126910.6 km
33.Slight left to stay on Route 12696.9 km
34.Turn left5.1 km
35.Turn left1.4 km
36.Turn right3.9 km
37.Turn right2.2 km
38.Turn right2.0 km
39.Turn left3.4 km
Chiang Mai, Thailand

Well this suggested route would take at least 12 hours to drive as it sticks to minor roads an goes ver a quite a few mountains. However if I ignore this advice and head south to Khon Khen then west to Lomsak and Phitsanulok then north to Lampang etc it's about 50 km longer but an 8 hour drive.

Some re-programming needed.

[nedwalk]

woops too much beer.. i thought the question was about a new LOYTOY, and i thought , whats wrong with the old one?

[Missismiggins]

Invent me a TOT ADSL line tester, then you mught get some cash - this connection is a pile of shite...I have had enough, I am off to the office on Monday, they can either fix it or take the fucker out, enough is enough, I can

(when I come on this site, as soon as I hit the apostrophe key, I get this "quick find" shit in the bottom left hand corner, none of my ARROW KEYS WORK, I can only move around the text with the mouse!? any ideas) I know my spelling can be bad at times, but this is really pissing me off!

[Kiwi_Refugee]

Hey, thats pretty good naughtypuppie. Now I know how to get from yala to yala...

[DrAndy]

Hey, thats pretty good naughtypuppie. Now I know how to get from yala to yala...

the quick way or the short route?

[Kiwi_Refugee]

Dunno, I heard the place is a BOMB so I thought I would GUN it there and SHOOT through.