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    Brain Scalped

    SEEN ANY GOOD ACCIDENTS
    So I've just picked the ex's dad up from Khon Kaen hospital where the ungrateful bastard was recovering from was recovering from an eye operation that I had paid for.
    The night was as black as old Nicks arse as I was driving down this country road.
    There were sugar cane trucks driving like idiots and spewing their loads all over the place.
    Ungrateful old bastard was in the front whinging on about his eye and the ex was in the back sleeping.
    I had a motorcycle in front with no lights (typical) suddenly he stopped with a huge crash, neither he nor me had seen the upturned sugar truck in the road because it had been just left there with no warnings.
    Me and the ex picked him up and put him in the back of the pickup and took him to hospital, when we got there I got a good look in the light how bad he was, the top of his skull had been cracked off exposing his brains.
    I met him a year later, poor guy was a cabbage.

    Any one else had similar experience on the roads here
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shitdigit View Post
    SEEN ANY GOOD ACCIDENTS
    So I've just picked the ex's dad up from Khon Kaen hospital where the ungrateful bastard was recovering from was recovering from an eye operation that I had paid for.
    The night was as black as old Nicks arse as I was driving down this country road.
    There were sugar cane trucks driving like idiots and spewing their loads all over the place.
    Ungrateful old bastard was in the front whinging on about his eye and the ex was in the back sleeping.
    I had a motorcycle in front with no lights (typical) suddenly he stopped with a huge crash, neither he nor me had seen the upturned sugar truck in the road because it had been just left there with no warnings.
    Me and the ex picked him up and put him in the back of the pickup and took him to hospital, when we got there I got a good look in the light how bad he was, the top of his skull had been cracked off exposing his brains.
    I met him a year later, poor guy was a cabbage.

    Any one else had similar experience on the roads here
    ok, this wasn't a motor accident, but just as gruesome:
    i was tiling my roof, 9 metres up in the air (shit-scared of heights, but had thrown all the thai labour off the property and doing it myself), and heard the first sound of thunder (and i am shit-scared of lightning, too, since i once dared the "big guy" to try get even with me, and i think he took it kinda personal)
    had to untie myself from the roof-truss first, and by then it was pissing with rain and a full-house electric storm was raging, as it can in isaan.
    200 metres away a bunch of thais had been harvesting man-sampalang, and they all ran for the shelter of a solitary tree in the centre of the field, which is considered to be the intelligent option, if one is a rural thai.
    one poor guy ignored the warnings to run for the "safety" of the tree, just finishing off collecting the last basketfull, when: zap!
    it struck him right on the head and split his head almost in two.
    i felt real bad coz i think it had been meant for me, but the big guy's eyesight is perhaps not as good as it used to be, and he missed again, and hit the thai guy instead.
    that night the entire village was talking about the incident, saying how stupid the guy had been to ignore their warnings, and how he would have been just fine had he made it to the safety of the tree in time.
    i did not even bother to disagree..............dumb bloody farang, know nothing!!!
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    ^ Ooooh fuck me I would not have wanted to see that mess

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shitdigit View Post
    ^ Ooooh fuck me I would not have wanted to see that mess
    i got a close-up coz i ran over to see if there was anything i could do, but it was obvious that he had already lost his braincell, so i turned back.
    it attracted the usual large crowd of rubbernecking thais, though.
    seems they love that kind of shit, but at least there was nobody posing for photographs next to the body:
    rural thais mostly can't afford cameras.

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    Thats somthing you never forget, it stays with you.

    Mine was not that bad his skull was partially held on by the skin and his brain was in one piece, kinda.
    When it fell away at the hospital thats when I nearly lost my lunch, I just couldn't beleive the guy was still alive, he's like the walking dead now though.

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    I have another one if you want to hear it,,,, really,,, you do,, well ok then.

    The ex and I were driving down to the wedding caterers, her dad the ungrateful old bastard still fucking whinging but this time about the amount of money he owed and how I should sort this out because I would soon be in the family and blah blah fucking blah.
    Wifey and I were in the front in this time.
    I pulled up at a crossroads with traffic lights red, there was only one motorcycle in front of our car and the lights were red.

    Then this fool on the bike decides to go,,,,, just fucking go!
    He got as far as the middle on the junction before he was hit by a big fuckoff lorry with more wheels than I could count on my fingers and toes.
    We looked on in amazement as he went under the big fuckoff lorry and was spat out under the wheels a moment later.
    Infuckingcredable but the fool was still alive! and sat up in the middle of the road. Wifey wanted to attend him (she's a nurse) but this time I said no, the fool had blood pissing out of his ears, eyes, nose, mouth and If I'd looked I'll bet his arse too, wifey was pregnant by this time so I was taking no chances.
    After we drove off I asked her what she thought his chances were, she said with blood pouring from every hole in his head he had minutes left to live
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    Blow me you're a gruesome bunch of buggers here ain't ya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tsicar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Shitdigit View Post
    ^ Ooooh fuck me I would not have wanted to see that mess
    i got a close-up coz i ran over to see if there was anything i could do, but it was obvious that he had already lost his braincell, so i turned back.
    it attracted the usual large crowd of rubbernecking thais, though.
    seems they love that kind of shit, but at least there was nobody posing for photographs next to the body:
    rural thais mostly can't afford cameras.
    What was the pattern of the skull fracture? How many jagged points? I'm investing our family's life savings in some lottery tickets today so those numbers would be of real help.

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    I received two emails yeaterday, one is about not texting whilst driving and shows the result of someone driving head first into a rather large truck.

    He is cut in two and the pics of the body being removed are something else.

    The second is a video from India. There is a nutter on top of a train. It starts with them trying to get him off, then he stands up and holds onto the overhead power cables. WHOOMPHHH WHOOMPH two 'explosions each with him ignited in a ball of flame. He just keels down dead on top of the train. hair and clothes burning.

    Hope I don't get any more emails today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobcock
    He just keels down dead on top of the train.
    death by electrocution - Patriot Act and martial law

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobcock View Post
    I received two emails yeaterday, one is about someone driving head first into a rather large truck.
    He is cut in two and the pics of the body being removed are something else.

    The second is a video from India. There is a nutter on top of a train. It starts with them trying to get him off, then he stands up and holds onto the overhead power cables. WHOOMPHHH WHOOMPH two 'explosions each with him ignited in a ball of flame. He just keels down dead on top of the train. hair and clothes burning.
    Are you gonna BC post them so we can all enjoy?

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    I'd post the video, but don't knbow how.

    The pics, no, they are disgusting.

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    Damn shame that BC I love a bit of gore shock every now and then.

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    Not in Thailand, but.

    Two local bad boy drug dealers, tear arsing around Leeds, trying to impress three young girls in the back (two 16 and one 17). Anyway they hit the curb on the flyover, and careered to the bottom, landing on the roof (luckily no cars were coming under the flyover).

    When we arrived there, we could barely see the occupants, and thought there were only four inside. It was clear to see that it was exercise in body retreval, as my boots were slipping around in cerebal fluid, small pieces of brain and skull fragments. The poor girls head seemed to have scraped along the floor as it landed on the roof.

    Once we`d got the girl with half a head out, we discovered a fifth person, rolled into a ball without a single scratch on her. Poor bugger had suffercated by all accounts. The two arses in the front were still alive (barely). Once they were cut out, it was plain to see that they had multiple injuries. Head trauma, broken ribs, punctured lungs, broken hips, and broken tibia and fibia. Needless to say, they both died minutes after being released.

    Thats just one of many stories involving vehicles ive attended.
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    19 yr old blonde girl hit a truck head-on while attempting to pass another truck in an old fiesta.

    Drove passed about 2 minutes after as blood was still doing the fountain thing out of the top of her head as she was slumped over the wheel/bonnet.

    This was at home, so sorry, cannot add any stupid thai remarks.

    Was a suicide off a car park in Silom 3 weeks back, but was a table cloth over the body when I went passed, so only got as gory as flowing blood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by astasinim View Post
    as my boots were slipping around in cerebal fluid, small pieces of brain and skull fragments. The poor girls head seemed to have scraped along the floor as it landed on the roof.

    Once we`d got the girl with half a head out, we discovered a fifth person, rolled into a ball without a single scratch on her. Poor bugger had suffercated by all accounts. The two arses in the front were still alive (barely). Once they were cut out, it was plain to see that they had multiple injuries. Head trauma, broken ribs, punctured lungs, broken hips, and broken tibia and fibia. Needless to say, they both died minutes after being released.

    Thats just one of many stories involving vehicles ive attended.
    Bugger that, I couldn't do that for a living, I don't mind a bit of gore every now and again, I even like it in a morbid way, but I wouldn't want to have to have to see it and deal with it as a daily work routine.

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    I suppose its just like anything else, you just switch off, go into work mode and let the training take over. Theres always bits that stick in your mind (no pun intended), but most develop a dark sense of humour, that helps deal with that.


    Another one.

    M62, extremely foggy conditions at the back end of the year. Multiple pile ups involving dozens of vehicles, the likes of which, have never been seen since.

    HGV shunts into rear end of a car, both drivers were shaken and suffered minor injuries. Another car pulled up behind the HGV and stopped in time to avoid a collision. Unfortunately for the driver, another HGV didnt stop in time, and ran straight into the back of the car, sending it into the rear of the other HGV trailer. It pushed the car straight under, decapitating the driver of the car. Very gruesome indeed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by astasinim View Post
    Theres always bits that stick in your mind (no pun intended)
    Yeah right

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobcock
    I'd post the video, but don't knbow how.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bobcock
    Damn shame that BC I love a bit of gore shock every now and then.
    Quote Originally Posted by Shitdigit
    Are you gonna BC post them so we can all enjoy?
    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles
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    Erm, I have already put the link up here.

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    Erm, I have already put the link up here.[/quote]

    Sorry Noodles, I didn't see it, my senility is acting up today

    Yes its a good one, silly bugger eh!

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    The link wont let me see it, somthing about hotlinking, is that how they died

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobcock View Post
    I received two emails yeaterday, one is about not texting whilst driving and shows the result of someone driving head first into a rather large truck.

    He is cut in two and the pics of the body being removed are something else.

    The second is a video from India. There is a nutter on top of a train. It starts with them trying to get him off, then he stands up and holds onto the overhead power cables. WHOOMPHHH WHOOMPH two 'explosions each with him ignited in a ball of flame. He just keels down dead on top of the train. hair and clothes burning.

    Hope I don't get any more emails today.
    That one in India and the train, I tried to link here from Youtube, but it was cut within seconds - he doesn't half go off with a pop though! The Dipshit! It really is a wonderful video, and should be used to teach children and Thais about the dangers of fucking around with electricity! The poor guy only looked like he needed a personal therapist or a good social worker/therapist or a "DO NOT TOUCH" sign, and it would have enabled him to carry on his life in the bliss, harmony and abundance he obviously held dear to his heart in that charming penninsula, India!

    Here they worry more about "deadly poisonous" non toxic tree frogs, khama, FACE and the Jowty than reality...it should be mandatory viewing in Thai schools - "Fuck with this...now who's fucked?"

    In fact, just for a laugh, it would be hysterical to wire up the aquarium in the Airport Plaza in Chiang Mai to about 400KV, and watch the effects when the stupid fuckers let their kids bang on the glass, inside the barrier intended to keep them out, complete with "DO NOT TOUCH" in English and in Thai...for some reason the Thais sort of encourage their kids to ignore these warnings and sort of produce that happy stupid smile as the kids kick and bang the glass.

    Whumph! Surprise surprise!
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    Funny fucker you are Missismiggins, good piece of off the cuff that, trouble is its true. Karma, face, it's all fucking horse shit nice to meet you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenneth Chamnan View Post
    Funny fucker you are Missismiggins, good piece of off the cuff that, trouble is its true. Karma, face, it's all fucking horse shit nice to meet you.
    Oh, sure it's true alright, they are more scared of their own shadows and the Jowty shit than anything that will really kill em!.

    Where I am they have a preposition to fear trees!

    They belive that trees, especially old trees, contain spirits!

    It is quite funny to watch the behaviour of so called "sane" people, near big old dead trees...put it this way, I wouldn't want them teaching my kids!

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