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    Germans stink in bed.

    The Americans and british are on the w list as well,( Note what countries are NOT on the worst list but ARE on the best list)
    Why do they never do these things for women? Is it because it would make us male chauvinist pigs or because as long as she doesn't talk too much we really don't care.
    German men are 'world's worst lovers' with English men in second place

    German men have been voted the world's worst lovers, narrowly beating English men to the unwanted title.



    Published: 7:00AM BST 29 Sep 2009


    A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans are considered "too smelly".
    English lovers came second because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.


    Spanish men topped the table as the best lovers, followed by Brazilians and Italians.
    The poll, carried out by global research site OnePoll :: Homepage, asked women from 20 countries to rate nations on their ability in bed and give reasons for their answers.
    Germans were deemed to have bad body odour, Englishmen were accused of letting women do all the work, whilst Swedes were a bit too quick to finish.
    Men from Holland were "too rough" between the bed covers and Americans were accused of being "too dominating" in the bedroom.
    Greek men were said to be a bit too soppy.
    Other countries who didn't fare well in the poll were Scotland (too loud), Turkey (too sweaty) and Wales (too selfish).
    Russian men crept in at tenth place amid accusations they are too hairy for the average woman.
    A spokesperson for OnePoll :: Homepage added: ''These results are an eye-opener for thousands of men around the world and female travellers might judge potential new lovers by looking at these results.''
    WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:
    1. Germany (too smelly)
    2. England (too lazy)
    3. Sweden (too quick)
    4. Holland (too dominating)
    5. America (too rough)
    6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
    7. Wales (too selfish)
    8. Scotland (too loud)
    9. Turkey (too sweaty)
    10. Russia (too hairy)
    WORLD'S BEST LOVERS
    1. Spain
    2. Brazil
    3. Italy
    4. France
    5. Ireland
    6. South Africa
    7. Australia
    8. New Zealand
    9. Denmark
    10. Canada
    German men are 'world's worst lovers' with English men in second place - Telegraph
    "In my professional assessment as an intelligence officer, Trump has a reflexive, defensive, monumentally narcissistic personality, for whom the facts and national interest are irrelevant, and the only thing that counts is whatever gives personal advantage and directs attention to himself."

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    Too Lazy? What the hell else are we supposed to do other than lay back and think of England?

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    Oh dear. Worse than the Welsh.

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    They missed off Japs to freaky. (From what I've seen in porn vids)

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    As for Australia being number 8 purely because they have foreplay, which I might add consists of, "Are you ready Shiela"? it doesn't say much for other countries does it....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dug
    Why do they never do these things for women?
    Cos all women smell of fish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    As for Australia being number 8 purely because they have foreplay, which I might add consists of, "Are you ready Shiela"? it doesn't say much for other countries does it....
    I always thought that Oz foreplay consisted of " stand there - turn around- grip the table - brace yourself !!"


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    Do we care?..

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    Always wonder if they do these surveys in Pattaya or Amsterdam ... how the fuck would most of the survey respondents be able to rank so many different nationalities

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    Well it looks like the didn't do it in Asia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Kerr
    how the fuck would most of the survey respondents be able to rank so many different nationalities
    You wasn't the first, some of those pommy backpackers get out alive

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dug
    while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.
    that shows how stupid the survey is

    coming third so the other two must have been even quicker

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    Any poll that ranks the French has to be discounted, theyre the smelliest of the lot. Never had much contact with the Germans so they must reall, really stink if they topped the Frogs.

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    ^This was a survey about men in the sack!

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    I know one French bloke and he stinks out of the sack so I'd guess he stinks in it as well. I went to Stinky Paris as a kid and they all stank then. My point is that French people stink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dug
    4. France
    The survey must have had a hell of a lot of butch looking women in it for the French to be placed 4th, I suppose if a bloke isn't available the French men will shag a woman, as a last resort?

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    ^^I concur.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    As for Australia being number 8 purely because they have foreplay, which I might add consists of, "Are you ready Shiela"? it doesn't say much for other countries does it....
    Quote Originally Posted by Happyman
    I always thought that Oz foreplay consisted of " stand there - turn around- grip the table - brace yourself !!"
    You are both simply jealous dimwits who know nothing about Australia, Australians or anything related to the fine shores of Awestralia.

    The proper Aussie foreplay terminology is: Oi, luv, you awake?

    Get it right next time, soap-dodgers

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat
    The proper Aussie foreplay terminology is: Oi, luv, you awake?
    I thought that was postplay for Aussies

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat View Post
    Get it right next time, soap-dodgers
    Once again, thats the French and Germans. We're just too.... ah fuck it....cant be arsed...

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    Better smelly than too quick or too lazy.
    And I shower at least once a week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    I thought that was postplay for Aussies
    Pre- and post . . . we have to make sure the woman enjoyed it . . . just the new-age sensitive guys we are

    Quote Originally Posted by melvbot
    Once again, thats the French and Germans. We're just too.... ah fuck it....cant be arsed...
    You wish . . .

    Quote Originally Posted by Fabian
    Better smelly than too quick or too lazy and English.
    Corrected for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fabian View Post
    Better smelly than too quick or too lazy.
    And I shower at least once a week.
    I lived in Germany for a few years and your chicks were always complaining to me about the lack of enthusiasm they got from the local German lads.
    They said, "Our German boys are like Ferries, roll on roll off"

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    Where were the Thais in this poll?
    The German women deserve smelly men, they don't even shave their armpits let alone their twats - what do they expect - hygiene works both ways - "If you can't be bothered then neither can I!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shitdigit
    I lived in Germany for a few years and your chicks were always complaining to me about the lack of enthusiasm they got from the local German lads. They said, "Our German boys are like Ferries, roll on roll off"
    So, not only were they incredibly fluent in English, but also very well versed in English-colloquialisms? Odd, decidedly odd . . .

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