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    Would you turn gay if all the women on the planet died?

    What would you do if there were no women?

    masturbation is OK for limited stretches

    blow up dolls are ok if there is no body around

    katoeys can look quite nice but they are still blokes

    i think I would put elastic bands around my balls and leave them there until my balls fell off and I lost my desire.

    probably more posters have taken blow jobs from katoeys than will admit it, so if all women died, what would you do for sexual release?

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    Someone showed me some pictures of a 20,000 USD sex doll the other day and I was amazed at how life like they were they even have the axe wound looking very real and of course shes a 3 holer

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    get the truck finished first before you start thinking about one of those

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    They have the same dilemma in prisons.

    Jails that have prison farms solve it by the inmates paying to have sex with the pigs. It costs more to have sex with a female pig than a male pig.

    So, I think thats your answer. Bestiality's best.

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    Who had the bright idea to let all the women die?

    Take one large potato.

    Hollow it out to the size of your cock and place it between the mattress and the base of the bed.

    This leaves both hands free to play with the laptop.

    PS during a potato shortage you can use a large orange but be advised that wearing a condom will prevent the stinging sensation for those that don't like it.

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    Baguette, chopped liver, microwave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog
    Jails that have prison farms solve it by the inmates paying to have sex with the pigs. It costs more to have sex with a female pig than a male pig.
    And you've been reading 'Escape'.

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    Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's not possible to just turn gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teddy
    Would you turn gay if all the women on the planet died?

    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    Yeah. I'm pretty sure it's not possible to just turn gay.
    Mmm. Gay already?

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    We could probably freeze their bodies for future use. It'd be a little cold-hearted but why not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rigger View Post
    Someone showed me some pictures of a 20,000 USD sex doll the other day and I was amazed at how life like they were they even have the axe wound looking very real and of course shes a 3 holer
    You can rent one in Japan if you want a test drive. Something like USD100/day as I recall. I used to have the URL, the website is hilarious (unintentionally).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    Baguette, chopped liver, microwave.
    Try it with the chopped liver inside a sock, it gets sticky to that way

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rattanaburi View Post
    We could probably freeze their bodies for future use. It'd be a little cold-hearted but why not.
    When I was a youth a friend a mine got really drunk and confessed to cutting slits in the sheep carcasses and doing them.

    He said he was so shocked when he finally manged to put it in a chick.

    He is now a permanent resident at a Surrey mental institution.

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    I'd see if necrophialia is all it's cracked up to be.

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    ^ Necrophilia is deadly boring......




    .......I'll get me coat.

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    Here's a site that might save you Teddy should all of the women in the world suddenly die.

    http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav...ry&gallery=mai

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    Poor Teddy, having bad dreams again?

    when you eventually go to jail for being a twat (or some more serious offence), you can use some nice elastic bands

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    Quote Originally Posted by robuzo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rigger View Post
    Someone showed me some pictures of a 20,000 USD sex doll the other day and I was amazed at how life like they were they even have the axe wound looking very real and of course shes a 3 holer
    You can rent one in Japan if you want a test drive. Something like USD100/day as I recall. I used to have the URL, the website is hilarious (unintentionally).
    Rent a Sex Doll in Japan

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    From the blog

    "There’re plenty of things you can do with the dolls, like take photos of them."

    Weird Japs. Why the hell would they want photo's?

    "Doll no Mori’s four dolls are called Alice, Ai, Mayu and Tina, with the doe-eyed mangaesque Alice who closely resembles a little child by far the most popular of its love doll call girls.”

    Now this is just creepy.

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    That site has lots of funny things in it

    like the corsets, the humiliation cakes etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince View Post
    From the blog

    "There’re plenty of things you can do with the dolls, like take photos of them."

    Weird Japs. Why the hell would they want photo's?

    "Doll no Mori’s four dolls are called Alice, Ai, Mayu and Tina, with the doe-eyed mangaesque Alice who closely resembles a little child by far the most popular of its love doll call girls.”

    Now this is just creepy.
    Like creepy with a creepy cherry on top.

    The Japanese used to use the Janglish (or Enganese) phrase "Dutch wife" to describe love dolls, not sure if that is still true. It's hard to keep up with the ever-evolving Japanese lexicon of perversion. "Bukkake" used to be a respectable term. . .
    “You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think.” Dorothy Parker

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    what, it used to be respectable to shoot.......

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    This guy is well prepared if real women ever vanish...


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    ^I wouldn't even want to begin to try to work that one out.
    Even if there were no chicks how is that any better than a wank, and if they are $65000 now Imagine how mush they will be when the chicks go shopping and don't come back.
    There's nowt as queer as folk!

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    I be tapping animals for sure, got a blow job off a poddy calf when i was a wee lad, would defo have a crack at the other end.

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