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    The Gentleman Scamp Saga

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    The Gentleman Scamp smiled at his naked reflection in the mirror and thought about how his life would improve now that Dr Somchai had deemed the operation a success.


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    From the age of six he had felted trapped inside his body.

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    So now they made a hole so he could get out ?

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    Scampy at the age of 21 grew a mustache and goatee in the hope of losing his virginity, but the pubs still wouldn't let him in.


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    the only worry was would the graft take?

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    Turning away from the mirror with his member in his hand he thought back to how Gwyneth had spurned and ridiculed him, he would show her who was who on his next trip to Koh Samui.

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    There behind him his was his only friend in the world.



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    He sat down at the table in his dark dreary bedsit and noticed the video camera on the shelf, unused since before the operation, this was when the idea of what would be his most famous video came to him, the very beginnings of what would become a major film triology called simply, "My Penis".

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    ^^You spoiled the story, now he has to go back to Dr Somchai

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    It wasn't long before he found himself living in a shipping container so to make ends meet he sold his penis as a delicasy to a local restaurant


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    who's Japanese customers thought it smelt a little like a pigs arse
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    Even without a penis he continued to search the internet for the perfect Thai lady, hoping she would accept his shortcomings.

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    And the gapping hole where his cock used to be

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    ...and as a last attempt to get the love of Sandra back (remember her - his fillipino bird) he sent her a picture of his new front bottom to tease her lesbian inclinations

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    Which caused her to break down in hysterical laughter and

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    ...send him a letter saying she is pregnant with his baby (even though they last had sex 2 years ago) asking for some money and that she promises to tell the kid it is his/her long lost farang aunty

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    had really really slow testicular mobility and no cock and thats the reason he'd spent so much time in the

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    Boat fishing with his only friend Quentin, it was during one of his more successful fishing trips that the idea came to him for his operation.

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    Eureka! he squealed as he mounted the Killer whale wraping his legs around it's tool and hacking furiously at its

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    lint free penis and testes.

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    Fuck me thats one tight pussy thought the whale not realising his tacle was

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    ^^..as it ejaculated all over his signed photographs of Willem Dafoe and Nick Cage

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shitdigit View Post
    Fuck me thats one tight pussy thought the whale not realising his tacle was
    ....the split inner tube of a soggy wet football before he....

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    came to his sense and the rush of 3 buckets jiz had spewed all over

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    .....an unwelcome memory Daphne had purged from his consciousness by teaching him a new trick of pinning a small replica turd upon a Kiwi's arse rejoicing in the name of....

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