Keeping Your Mind Alert

I have spent almost ten years here, and have found a great need to find mental stimulus to prevent me from vegetating.

The most beneficially mind stimulating activity, that I have discovered, is drinking about 6 to seven of the BIG botles of Chang beer, then, sitting downstairs until the wife turns off the TV and all the lights, it is amazing the fun you can have negotiating the staircase, especially if it has a couple of twists and turns.

Crawling across the floor is another good lesson here, it can prepare you to meet royalty and elite people, however, I think it is probably better not to have vomit or saliva drooling from your mouth! Plus it is difficult to get that "royal" SNATCH turn of the hand and twist perfected if you are wiping slava off your gums

Driving a car whilst under the influence - This seems like neccesity here, just look at the drivers!

Have you tried reading miggins

he tried and failed

maybe he could get some of those building blocks

Stickle bricks :)

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Originally Posted by daveboy

Have you tried reading miggins

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Daveboy, have you ever seriously tried to read anything after 7 bottles of Chang?

If you can, please record it for me and send an AUDIO BOOK!

Actually, I am sort of celebrating, my internet connection is working great, no more hang ups, and it looks like only 5 more minutes until "Evil Femdom Bitches" is complete...whey hey!

The wife is asleep, along with the small replicant, a tub of vaseline and a rather naievely trusting cat! Paradise, hapiness Thailand!

On the subject of beer has anyone tried that vomit "CHEERS XTRA" what a can of dog piss that was, and I sadly made the mistake of buying two cans!!

If you look on E bay, there are retards selling full and empty cans of this piss as collectibles for 5.99 USD a pop, imagine it .....drink for profit, you can guzzle the whole can and sell the empty for more than you paid!

There really is something wrong with this world

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Miggins, I worry about the state of your brain! Six to seven large SIPS of Chang is enough to cause some serious problems. You're drinking six to seven large BOTTLES a night? Good God. That's a lot of beer. :)

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I have spent almost ten years here, and have found a great need to find mental stimulus to prevent me from vegetating.

The most beneficially mind stimulating activity, that I have discovered, is drinking about 6 to seven of the BIG botles of Chang beer, then, sitting downstairs until the wife turns off the TV and all the lights, it is amazing the fun you can have negotiating the staircase, especially if it has a couple of twists and turns.

Crawling across the floor is another good lesson here, it can prepare you to meet royalty and elite people, however, I think it is probably better not to have vomit or saliva drooling from your mouth! Plus it is difficult to get that "royal" SNATCH turn of the hand and twist perfected if you are wiping slava off your gums

Driving a car whilst under the influence - This seems like neccesity here, just look at the drivers!

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I hope you have your money in a separate bank account.

Anyway.....

For mental stimulations you already have TD. Most other poster won't suffice for your stimuli - but you have me - consider yourself lucky.

Secondly there's Sukuuko, Sukoki, Sujudo - or whatever the f*ck it's called. It's a number grid that you fill in numbers. Good for Asians who have no f*cking creativity whatsoever - I'm not saying you don't have creativity.

Another thing you can try is writing short stories - you're posts come close at time.

Take Vitamin B complex also.

All the best,

Sincerely,

Snaff/Milk.

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I have spent almost ten years here, and have found a great need to find mental stimulus to prevent me from vegetating.

The most beneficially mind stimulating activity, that I have discovered, is drinking about 6 to seven of the BIG botles of Chang beer, then, sitting downstairs until the wife turns off the TV and all the lights, it is amazing the fun you can have negotiating the staircase, especially if it has a couple of twists and turns.

Crawling across the floor is another good lesson here, it can prepare you to meet royalty and elite people, however, I think it is probably better not to have vomit or saliva drooling from your mouth! Plus it is difficult to get that "royal" SNATCH turn of the hand and twist perfected if you are wiping slava off your gums

Driving a car whilst under the influence - This seems like neccesity here, just look at the drivers!

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driving drunk is not mentally stimulating.
after a while it becomes like second nature....
my biggest mental challenge is pouring the stuff without spilling (wasting), after the sixth one.
i found the solution (hardly mentally stimulating, but solves the problem)-
simply drink out of the bottle!
as for royal "snatch"..............

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Originally Posted by killerbees

Miggins, I worry about the state of your brain! Six to seven large SIPS of Chang is enough to cause some serious problems. You're drinking six to seven large BOTTLES a night? Good God. That's a lot of beer. :)

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You become conditioned to repetition!

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Originally Posted by tsicar

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I have spent almost ten years here, and have found a great need to find mental stimulus to prevent me from vegetating.

The most beneficially mind stimulating activity, that I have discovered, is drinking about 6 to seven of the BIG botles of Chang beer, then, sitting downstairs until the wife turns off the TV and all the lights, it is amazing the fun you can have negotiating the staircase, especially if it has a couple of twists and turns.

Crawling across the floor is another good lesson here, it can prepare you to meet royalty and elite people, however, I think it is probably better not to have vomit or saliva drooling from your mouth! Plus it is difficult to get that "royal" SNATCH turn of the hand and twist perfected if you are wiping slava off your gums

Driving a car whilst under the influence - This seems like neccesity here, just look at the drivers!

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driving drunk is not mentally stimulating.
after a while it becomes like second nature....
my biggest mental challenge is pouring the stuff without spilling (wasting), after the sixth one.
i found the solution (hardly mentally stimulating, but solves the problem)-
simply drink out of the bottle!
as for royal "snatch"..............

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After many years of practice, I drive drunk better than sober!
I omly get these cramps in the hands of an afternoon! Especially if the air con is on....it's like a fight in the car...the wife and the kid yack for the air con. I open the windows and smoke, if I close the windows and the cold air hits me, my hands go into a serious cramp!

Like I have to get the wife to pull them off the steering wheel!

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I have spent almost ten years here, and have found a great need to find mental stimulus to prevent me from vegetating.

The most beneficially mind stimulating activity, that I have discovered, is drinking about 6 to seven of the BIG botles of Chang beer, then, sitting downstairs until the wife turns off the TV and all the lights, it is amazing the fun you can have negotiating the staircase, especially if it has a couple of twists and turns.

Crawling across the floor is another good lesson here, it can prepare you to meet royalty and elite people, however, I think it is probably better not to have vomit or saliva drooling from your mouth! Plus it is difficult to get that "royal" SNATCH turn of the hand and twist perfected if you are wiping slava off your gums

Driving a car whilst under the influence - This seems like neccesity here, just look at the drivers!

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driving drunk is not mentally stimulating.
after a while it becomes like second nature....
my biggest mental challenge is pouring the stuff without spilling (wasting), after the sixth one.
i found the solution (hardly mentally stimulating, but solves the problem)-
simply drink out of the bottle!
as for royal "snatch"..............

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That is fine with non carbonated food, but if it has gas, it really spoils the effect, a bit like putting ice cubes in beer!

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Originally Posted by killerbees

Miggins, I worry about the state of your brain! Six to seven large SIPS of Chang is enough to cause some serious problems. You're drinking six to seven large BOTTLES a night? Good God. That's a lot of beer. :)

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You become conditioned to repetition!

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I had a mate who lived in Ban Thean for 8 years thought the same way.
He got the liver sclerosis and died.
Had a damn good time along the way though:)

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Originally Posted by daveboy

Stickle bricks :)

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LEGO works for me. Especially if you buy that Chinese shit that doesn't quite fit...it proves to be both a physical and mental challenge!

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Originally Posted by killerbees

Miggins, I worry about the state of your brain! Six to seven large SIPS of Chang is enough to cause some serious problems. You're drinking six to seven large BOTTLES a night? Good God. That's a lot of beer. :)

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You become conditioned to repetition!

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I had a mate who lived in Ban Thean for 8 years thought the same way.
He got the liver sclerosis and died.
Had a damn good time along the way though:)

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To be honest, I feel like Nicholas Cage in "Leaving Las Vegas,"Except without the bright lights of Vegas, it's like the 5 watt bulb of Northern Thialand, as it flickers and fades....because no one paid the electricity...you couldn't even die in dignity! And as you lay on your death bed ( where she gives him a last fuck) Here they'd be asking for five Baht for the 7/11, ....put my ashes in the sea...at least I would die knowing it cost them a fucking fortune to get from Chiang Mai to the coast.

Anyway, I ve told them for years, they won't get rid of me, I am coming back!

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Originally Posted by tsicar

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I have spent almost ten years here, and have found a great need to find mental stimulus to prevent me from vegetating.

The most beneficially mind stimulating activity, that I have discovered, is drinking about 6 to seven of the BIG botles of Chang beer, then, sitting downstairs until the wife turns off the TV and all the lights, it is amazing the fun you can have negotiating the staircase, especially if it has a couple of twists and turns.

Crawling across the floor is another good lesson here, it can prepare you to meet royalty and elite people, however, I think it is probably better not to have vomit or saliva drooling from your mouth! Plus it is difficult to get that "royal" SNATCH turn of the hand and twist perfected if you are wiping slava off your gums

Driving a car whilst under the influence - This seems like neccesity here, just look at the drivers!

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driving drunk is not mentally stimulating.
after a while it becomes like second nature....
my biggest mental challenge is pouring the stuff without spilling (wasting), after the sixth one.
i found the solution (hardly mentally stimulating, but solves the problem)-
simply drink out of the bottle!
as for royal "snatch"..............

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After many years of practice, I drive drunk better than sober!
I omly get these cramps in the hands of an afternoon! Especially if the air con is on....it's like a fight in the car...the wife and the kid yack for the air con. I open the windows and smoke, if I close the windows and the cold air hits me, my hands go into a serious cramp!

Like I have to get the wife to pull them off the steering wheel!

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you are lucky!
when i drink, i get a muscular cramp, too, but not in my hands!.......
my wife used to try pull my hands off the steering wheel, too, when i was pissed, but a sharp blow to the side of her head would most often sort out the problem!

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Originally Posted by killerbees

Miggins, I worry about the state of your brain! Six to seven large SIPS of Chang is enough to cause some serious problems. You're drinking six to seven large BOTTLES a night? Good God. That's a lot of beer. :)

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You become conditioned to repetition!

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I had a mate who lived in Ban Thean for 8 years thought the same way.
He got the liver sclerosis and died.
Had a damn good time along the way though:)

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To be honest, I feel like Nicholas Cage in "Leaving Las Vegas,"Except without the bright lights of Vegas, it's like the 5 watt bulb of Northern Thialand, as it flickers and fades....because no one paid the electricity...you couldn't even die in dignity!

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Thats a grim sounding picture you're painting there, are you the only Farnag out your way?

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Originally Posted by tsicar

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

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Originally Posted by tsicar

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I have spent almost ten years here, and have found a great need to find mental stimulus to prevent me from vegetating.

The most beneficially mind stimulating activity, that I have discovered, is drinking about 6 to seven of the BIG botles of Chang beer, then, sitting downstairs until the wife turns off the TV and all the lights, it is amazing the fun you can have negotiating the staircase, especially if it has a couple of twists and turns.

Crawling across the floor is another good lesson here, it can prepare you to meet royalty and elite people, however, I think it is probably better not to have vomit or saliva drooling from your mouth! Plus it is difficult to get that "royal" SNATCH turn of the hand and twist perfected if you are wiping slava off your gums

Driving a car whilst under the influence - This seems like neccesity here, just look at the drivers!

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driving drunk is not mentally stimulating.
after a while it becomes like second nature....
my biggest mental challenge is pouring the stuff without spilling (wasting), after the sixth one.
i found the solution (hardly mentally stimulating, but solves the problem)-
simply drink out of the bottle!
as for royal "snatch"..............

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After many years of practice, I drive drunk better than sober!
I omly get these cramps in the hands of an afternoon! Especially if the air con is on....it's like a fight in the car...the wife and the kid yack for the air con. I open the windows and smoke, if I close the windows and the cold air hits me, my hands go into a serious cramp!

Like I have to get the wife to pull them off the steering wheel!

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you are lucky!
when i drink, i get a muscular cramp, too, but not in my hands!.......
my wife used to try pull my hands off the steering wheel, too, when i was pissed, but a sharp blow to the side of her head would most often sort out the problem!

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FUCK OFF! You daft twat! my sides hurt from laughing!

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

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Originally Posted by tsicar

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

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Originally Posted by tsicar

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I have spent almost ten years here, and have found a great need to find mental stimulus to prevent me from vegetating.

The most beneficially mind stimulating activity, that I have discovered, is drinking about 6 to seven of the BIG botles of Chang beer, then, sitting downstairs until the wife turns off the TV and all the lights, it is amazing the fun you can have negotiating the staircase, especially if it has a couple of twists and turns.

Crawling across the floor is another good lesson here, it can prepare you to meet royalty and elite people, however, I think it is probably better not to have vomit or saliva drooling from your mouth! Plus it is difficult to get that "royal" SNATCH turn of the hand and twist perfected if you are wiping slava off your gums

Driving a car whilst under the influence - This seems like neccesity here, just look at the drivers!

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driving drunk is not mentally stimulating.
after a while it becomes like second nature....
my biggest mental challenge is pouring the stuff without spilling (wasting), after the sixth one.
i found the solution (hardly mentally stimulating, but solves the problem)-
simply drink out of the bottle!
as for royal "snatch"..............

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After many years of practice, I drive drunk better than sober!
I omly get these cramps in the hands of an afternoon! Especially if the air con is on....it's like a fight in the car...the wife and the kid yack for the air con. I open the windows and smoke, if I close the windows and the cold air hits me, my hands go into a serious cramp!

Like I have to get the wife to pull them off the steering wheel!

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you are lucky!
when i drink, i get a muscular cramp, too, but not in my hands!.......
my wife used to try pull my hands off the steering wheel, too, when i was pissed, but a sharp blow to the side of her head would most often sort out the problem!

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FUCK OFF! You daft twat! my sides hurt from laughing!

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You know, every day holds something new, for instance, last night while happily tucked up in bed, I get a phone call, 11.30, it is the wifes devil spawn the first born, born to a Thai midget that will do nothing to support his kid!

And, following a tremendous rainstorm, the fuckwit has (along with his pissed mates) decided to take the car out for a jaunt , as you do when you are so pisse you cannot see.

Anyway, by the time the rock steady crew gor 100m they were up to the axles in mud.

They called me after 2 hours of trying to push their car out....2 hours, 5 people!

Anyway, the car was succesfully pulled out, however, 2 cans of Cheers Xtra, and 5 bottles of Chang, had something to do with my rear view vision, as when I got up this morning the back lights were smashed out, the roof rack was way out of position and there seems to be some rather large dimples in the cars bodywork!

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Originally Posted by Shitdigit

are you the only Farnag out your way?

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Would you be willing to live near him? Got to be the only one out there.

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Originally Posted by Shitdigit

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

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Originally Posted by killerbees

Miggins, I worry about the state of your brain! Six to seven large SIPS of Chang is enough to cause some serious problems. You're drinking six to seven large BOTTLES a night? Good God. That's a lot of beer. :)

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You become conditioned to repetition!

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I had a mate who lived in Ban Thean for 8 years thought the same way.
He got the liver sclerosis and died.
Had a damn good time along the way though:)

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To be honest, I feel like Nicholas Cage in "Leaving Las Vegas,"Except without the bright lights of Vegas, it's like the 5 watt bulb of Northern Thialand, as it flickers and fades....because no one paid the electricity...you couldn't even die in dignity!

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Thats a grim sounding picture you're painting there, are you the only Farnag out your way?

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They'll have to beat me to death..I won't go easily! (It's the thought of those fucking monks coming round to my place that keeps me alive..I need to set som man traps first!)

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I have spent almost ten years here, and have found a great need to find mental stimulus to prevent me from vegetating.

The most beneficially mind stimulating activity, that I have discovered, is drinking about 6 to seven of the BIG botles of Chang beer, then, sitting downstairs until the wife turns off the TV and all the lights, it is amazing the fun you can have negotiating the staircase, especially if it has a couple of twists and turns.

Crawling across the floor is another good lesson here, it can prepare you to meet royalty and elite people, however, I think it is probably better not to have vomit or saliva drooling from your mouth! Plus it is difficult to get that "royal" SNATCH turn of the hand and twist perfected if you are wiping slava off your gums

Driving a car whilst under the influence - This seems like neccesity here, just look at the drivers!

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I hope you have your money in a separate bank account.

Anyway.....

For mental stimulations you already have TD. Most other poster won't suffice for your stimuli - but you have me - consider yourself lucky.

Secondly there's Sukuuko, Sukoki, Sujudo - or whatever the f*ck it's called. It's a number grid that you fill in numbers. Good for Asians who have no f*cking creativity whatsoever - I'm not saying you don't have creativity.

Another thing you can try is writing short stories - you're posts come close at time.

Take Vitamin B complex also.

All the best,

Sincerely,

Snaff/Milk.

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Appreciated!

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Originally Posted by Shitdigit

are you the only Farnag out your way?

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Would you be willing to live near him? Got to be the only one out there.

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Nah, I tried it out in darkest Thailand for year, drank so fucking much I started to go native, how fucked up is that eh! I was a delusional pissed up twat

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

They'll have to beat me to death..I won't go easily! (It's the thought of those fucking monks coming round to my place that keeps me alive..I need to set som man traps first!)

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Dodgy fuckers them monks, half of em are ex-cons on the run, I wouldnt trust a one of them.

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Originally Posted by daveboy

Stickle bricks :)

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Daveyboy, believe it or not I enjoy reading, but the problem is, once I start a book, I can't put it down.

As for Stickle bricks, well they were like Lego for fuckwits, Lego, you had to at least try to make a proper joint....Stckle Bricks, any fuckwit could stick them together.

I vividly recall a time way way back, probably 40 years, (I haven't made this public before) when I was about 5 or 6.

We used to have these small metal tins with a folding lid, (This was in the infants school) I think they were EX toffee tins, at school, and they used to fill them with plasticine,

Plasticine comes in various colours, but when all mixed together, it turms brown.

Do you ever remember "bottom Trauma" at school? whereby if you spent more time than was acceptable for a piss at the toilets, you would have your head stuck down them?

Well, the school I went to was infested with toilet barons that for whatever reason would stick your head down the bog and flush it.

Hence, no one went to the toilet!

But, as the body can be a bit unpredictable, sometimes but rarely, the bowels lose a bit of control.

And, when you are a kid of 5 or 6, finding a small piece of turd near your shoes is perfectly acceptable, you see no problem in picking this thing up and popping it in the plasticine box, for all to enjoy!

Hahahahah thats fuck excellent

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

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Originally Posted by daveboy

Stickle bricks :)

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We used to have these small metal tins with a folding lid, (This was in the infants school) I think they were EX toffee tins, at school, and they used to fill them with plasticine,
Plasticine comes in various colours, but when all mixed together, it turms brown.
But, as the body can be a bit unpredictable, sometimes but rarely, the bowels lose a bit of control.

And, when you are a kid of 5 or 6, finding a small piece of turd near your shoes is perfectly acceptable, you see no problem in picking this thing up and popping it in the plasticine box, for all to enjoy!

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so that was YOU, you BASTARD!!!!!

that wasn't the plastacine- box,
it was my LUNCHBOX!!!

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

Do you ever remember "bottom Trauma" at school? whereby if you spent more time than was acceptable for a piss at the toilets, you would have your head stuck down them?

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no

but maybe your recollection may help you

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

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Originally Posted by daveboy

Stickle bricks :)

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Daveyboy, believe it or not I enjoy reading, but the problem is, once I start a book, I can't put it down.

As for Stickle bricks, well they were like Lego for fuckwits, Lego, you had to at least try to make a proper joint....Stckle Bricks, any fuckwit could stick them together.

I vividly recall a time way way back, probably 40 years, (I haven't made this public before) when I was about 5 or 6.

We used to have these small metal tins with a folding lid, (This was in the infants school) I think they were EX toffee tins, at school, and they used to fill them with plasticine,

Plasticine comes in various colours, but when all mixed together, it turms brown.

Do you ever remember "bottom Trauma" at school? whereby if you spent more time than was acceptable for a piss at the toilets, you would have your head stuck down them?

Well, the school I went to was infested with toilet barons that for whatever reason would stick your head down the bog and flush it.

Hence, no one went to the toilet!

But, as the body can be a bit unpredictable, sometimes but rarely, the bowels lose a bit of control.

And, when you are a kid of 5 or 6, finding a small piece of turd near your shoes is perfectly acceptable, you see no problem in picking this thing up and popping it in the plasticine box, for all to enjoy!

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Brilliant!!:smileylaughing: