If the dogs don't get ya the police will.

**jandajoy** · 23-09-2009, 06:50 PM

Laneway sex romp causes neighbourhood panic

By Eric Tlozek
Posted 11 hours 47 minutes ago
Updated 10 hours 26 minutes ago

Northern Territory Police. (ABC News: Nic MacBean)

Map: Alice Springs 0870

Police in Alice Springs say officers responded to an apparent violent disturbance only to find it was a couple having sex.
A Gap Road resident called police at 6.30am today, saying she heard someone in distress behind her fence.
When officers arrived in the laneway behind the house, they interrupted a naked couple having sex on a mattress.
The officers asked the couple to move on.

**Chairman Mao** · 23-09-2009, 07:05 PM

This deserves a thread?

No pics? Have a red thread-whore.

**jandajoy** · 23-09-2009, 07:08 PM

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

This deserves a thread? No pics? Have a red thread-whore.

What a pleasant individual you are. Thanks.

**Chairman Mao** · 23-09-2009, 07:35 PM

causes neighbourhood panic

A Gap Road resident called police, saying she heard someone in distress behind her fence.

In tomaraahs nuuwz from Aurstraiiilah, neighbourhood riot as man's singlet is stolen. Dingo blamed.

**jandajoy** · 23-09-2009, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

In tomaraahs nuuwz from Aurstraiiilah, neighbourhood riot as man's singlet is stolen. Dingo blamed.

That's big news mate. Have you got a link though 'cos it'll need to be verified.

**Chairman Mao** · 23-09-2009, 07:49 PM

sure mate.

www.nt-inbreds.com/newsupdate.html

**jandajoy** · 23-09-2009, 07:56 PM

bugger..... don't work. Never mind eh? Not worth sweating the small stuff.

**Chairman Mao** · 23-09-2009, 07:58 PM

sure? last time a sheeela got a root there was neighbourhood panic and newspaper reports.

**jandajoy** · 23-09-2009, 08:02 PM

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

last time a sheeela got a root there was neighbourhood panic and newspaper reports.

Were you there?

Ever been there?

**malice** · 23-09-2009, 08:06 PM

The OP provides a link to a map of Alice Springs.

Come on JJ, a map of Tassie is what should have been put up.

**jandajoy** · 23-09-2009, 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by malice

Come on JJ, a map of Tassie is what should have been put up.

They don't have sex in Tassie.

**Chairman Mao** · 23-09-2009, 08:49 PM

Where you there?

Eh?

Ever been there?

Ah, there you go, second attempt... getting better, must be proud.

And yes, I have.

**jandajoy** · 23-09-2009, 09:00 PM

Proud as, mate. Still you're booring now so I'll bid you a fond farewell.

**nedwalk** · 24-09-2009, 08:14 AM

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

No pics? Have a red thread-whore

if you have ever been to the 'ALICE' and know of the inhabitants of the GAP area, i doubt very much you would want to see the photos of alleged going ons mate, i,ll green old mate for ya in apology.

**English Noodles** · 25-09-2009, 05:11 PM

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

This deserves a thread?

In a word, no.

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

Have a red thread-whore.

**Spin** · 25-09-2009, 05:24 PM

No mention of any dogs in the story, and where did the mattress come from? do Aussies carry those blow up ones around with them in their "utes" for a bit of outdoor action now and then?

**nedwalk** · 26-09-2009, 04:24 AM

yep i do, its tucked up under me seat, its called a tarp

Kiwi_Refugee · 26-09-2009, 06:45 PM

My sheep doesn't need a mattress...

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