Thread: I go out on friday night.....

..... and I come home on Saturday morning.

I went to the pub and had a bit off an agro night.

It all started getting a bit agro even before the pub when some tit was holding everybody else up on the sky train cos' he was talking on his phone and not paying attention to the fact that the doors weren't closing because his arm was sticking out. I had to physically move the ignorant [at][at][at][at] and nearly ended up hitting the prick.

Then at the pub I got rather drunk and ended up telling my mate what a poisonous cnut his girlfriend is, which went down well. She really is a poisonous little cnut but diplomacy was a skill that seemed to escape me last night. Thailand just seems to have so many of that type, you know, the type that are manipulative little bitches where anything that you say or do could be twisted and used against you.

I also have a nasty blood blister on my finger which is quite painful. According to my misses I got it caught in a door at Soi Cowboy, I don't remember being at Soi Cowboy but apparently I stayed there for 2 drinks before stumbling into a taxi. I think that I had a row with the taxi driver as well, although I may have dreamt that. I am actually quite a placid person believe it or not.

Friday nights, ain't they just fucking ace.

I had quite a tame Friday night then. My missus made me go home before I got drunk. I can even remember the taxi ride home which is rare. I feel good for it this morning though.

I don't do 'going out' anymore. It doesn't agree with me.

I'm still recovering from the night before (Thursday) and that comes with age............not experience!

I don't go out on Friday night. I llike to stay home and practice my vocal skill.
Here is the current song...

Duna duna duna

duna duna duna

doo da da doo

...


This is harder than it seems; it's the Nightrider theme song.

Thanks for the music, it took me back to simpler times.
All in all you had a successful night then, apart from having a missus waiting for you back home. Still keep it up and and you'll cast off that burden soon enough.

My misses went out with me, so you can take that assumption and stick it where the sun don't shine.

Originally Posted by Moonraker

My misses went out with me, so you can take that assumption and stick it where the sun don't shine.

Oh dear I seem to have offended, never mind you'll soon get over it.

Originally Posted by Moonraker

My misses went out with me

You and the mrs go to soi cowboy together - she visiting friends?

^HAhahaha

Better they are friends than colleagues

Ha.

Cowboy is down the road from my local and so a few of us went down there. My local's landlord decided to announce that he was buying, I think that he was trying to get us out of his pub.

I think my missus would be insulted if I took her to a slappers bar although she has in the past delivered food too punters who were sitting in them at Nana Plaza.

Anyway having a missus with an open enough mind to accompany their husband to an Ago-go bar isn't a bad thing either.

Nothing like a nostalgic trip down memory lane is there.

Originally Posted by Moonraker

I am actually quite a placid person believe it or not.

Nothing wrong with speaking your mind once in a while.

as long as you have something in it worth saying

^Rules you out.

I ended up in a room full of hot young malaysian girls playing guitar hero while I watched them jiggle...

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

I think my missus would be insulted if I took her to a slappers bar although she has in the past delivered food too punters who were sitting in them at Nana Plaza.

Anyway having a missus with an open enough mind to accompany their husband to an Ago-go bar isn't a bad thing either.

Speaking from experience there is only one type of girl that will be happy enough to follow a bloke down cowboy...

There are non gogo bars on Cowboy you know?

Originally Posted by Moonraker

There are non gogo bars on Cowboy you know?

Yeah right, and you go there with the Missus for the non Go-Go bars do ya?
Nah I'm not having a word of it, you're at it you are.

yeah right, pennyblack, that experiment lasted how long?

oh and the non gogo bars all have a couple of bedrooms upstairs, or a couple of septuagenarians getting a special massage in the corner with a cushion as cover....

Looks like these 3 girls in Kings Cross station late last night had had a rough night too. Don't know what they were waiting for as there are only 2 platforms and they didn't get on trains arriving either way. Maybe I should have squeezed in the middle foir a snuggle.

^ Kings Cross London or Sydney?

You would of got lost suggling up with thunder thighs there in the centre mate.......in fact we would have to send out a Teak Door search party to locate and extract ya.

thunder thighs was the first thought i had too mate...