is it fair? kicked out of bed..

**kingwilly** · 24-09-2009, 04:06 AM

Apparently for farting too much, admittedly they are a bit smelly, sort of a dead, sour smell, and I'm concerned that they have that wet sound, if I'm not careful I could end up with some serious follow through.

And it doesn't make for all that romantic ambience, so I've been relegated to a concrete sofa, without mossie net!

**Jet Gorgon** · 24-09-2009, 04:14 AM

^ You voted on your own poll? Wanklette.
Peeeuuuw. Wet farts. Yuk. Surprised you weren't tossed off the balcony or sliced and diced.

**passengers** · 24-09-2009, 04:16 AM

Self moderation required in more ways than one.

**kingwilly** · 24-09-2009, 04:19 AM

Ground floor no balcony, its a bungalow at sailing club. Can't think why they smell so bad, all I ate yesterday was english fried breakfast, with mushrooms n baked beans, lunch was a steak sandwich with onion, cheese and mushrooms, dinner was fish n chips with mushy peas, and some beers amd red wine

**kingwilly** · 24-09-2009, 04:20 AM

Hi bkkandrew, thought you'd flounced?

**passengers** · 24-09-2009, 04:22 AM

^Link?

**Loombucket** · 24-09-2009, 04:24 AM

Personally, I hate anyone farting in bed, unless it's me. You have my sympathies for being kicked out of bed but the other side of the coin is, it is quite disgusting.

Try slipping some wind-eez into her food and see if it works the same, the other way round.

**kingwilly** · 24-09-2009, 04:33 AM

I guess I did threaten a dutch oven and all...

**Muadib** · 24-09-2009, 04:48 AM

Could have been worse... You could have held her head under the covers while you let one rip...

**jim1176** · 24-09-2009, 04:55 AM

stop being a wimp of a chimp and move on to smellier pastures

**Propagator** · 24-09-2009, 05:10 AM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Can't think why they smell so bad,

Originally Posted by kingwilly

n baked beans

Farting material

Originally Posted by kingwilly

with onion

helps the mixture with more effect

Originally Posted by kingwilly

and some beers amd red wine

combines the lot together and reults in wet ones

**nedwalk** · 24-09-2009, 05:30 AM

Originally Posted by Muadib

You could have held her head under the covers while you let one rip...

got a better way, make her do it suicideal, just before you know you got a real stinker to let go, tuck her under your arm and whisper.. 'i wonder if i spat up in the air if i could catch it with my mouth' and then procede to hack up a golly, and she,ll duck under the covers so quick.. and then you let fluuffy off the chain..

it works, but be warned of the backlash..

**mooncake** · 24-09-2009, 07:33 AM

Easy fix
Next time, just cling tightly to your blanket and tell her you can’t move because your left arm feels numb and chest starts hurting.
……..so the concrete couch is all hers.

**kingwilly** · 24-09-2009, 08:27 AM

Morning all, turns out the concrete sofa wasn't as bad as I thought it would be...

**nidhogg** · 24-09-2009, 09:14 AM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

all I ate yesterday was english fried breakfast, with mushrooms n baked beans, lunch was a steak sandwich with onion, cheese and mushrooms, dinner was fish n chips with mushy peas, and some beers amd red wine

Dear Christ.

No danger of you going native eh?

**The Fresh Prince** · 24-09-2009, 09:27 AM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

I guess I did threaten a dutch oven and all...

Originally Posted by Muadib

Could have been worse... You could have held her head under the covers while you let one rip...

That is the definition of a 'Dutch Oven'

**Rural Surin** · 24-09-2009, 09:27 AM

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Originally Posted by kingwilly

all I ate yesterday was english fried breakfast, with mushrooms n baked beans, lunch was a steak sandwich with onion, cheese and mushrooms, dinner was fish n chips with mushy peas, and some beers amd red wine

Dear Christ.

No danger of you going native eh?

Wannabe.

**nidhogg** · 24-09-2009, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Originally Posted by kingwilly

all I ate yesterday was english fried breakfast, with mushrooms n baked beans, lunch was a steak sandwich with onion, cheese and mushrooms, dinner was fish n chips with mushy peas, and some beers amd red wine

Dear Christ.

No danger of you going native eh?

Wannabe.

Care to elaborate?

**kingwilly** · 24-09-2009, 12:54 PM

Yeah RS, whaddya mean? I wanna be native? Or wanna be a laager lout abroad?

I like my seafood rice, sambal sauce etc, but sometimes I like my western food also! Yesterday was one of those days.

**Rural Surin** · 24-09-2009, 01:10 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Yeah RS, whaddya mean? I wanna be native? Or wanna be a laager lout abroad?

I like my seafood rice, sambal sauce etc, but sometimes I like my western food also! Yesterday was one of those days.

Sure....

**chassamui** · 24-09-2009, 01:29 PM

Why do womens farts not smell as bad as a blokes?

**Travelmate** · 24-09-2009, 01:40 PM

Ran out of ideas for a thread title KW?

**kingwilly** · 24-09-2009, 01:45 PM

True story travelmate, look at what time I was banished out of the bed!

Chassamui, I don't think women actually fart at all, much less smell!

**mooncake** · 24-09-2009, 01:49 PM

seriously, king chimp

Don't you have other things to do/think better, than moaning and whining over such a small thing like this?

huh?

**Travelmate** · 24-09-2009, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

True story travelmate, look at what time I was banished out of the bed!

Chassamui, I don't think women actually fart at all, much less smell!

Well if you say it is true. Then I have no choice but to believe every word you post.

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