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    If the dogs don't get ya the police will.

    Laneway sex romp causes neighbourhood panic

    By Eric Tlozek
    Posted 11 hours 47 minutes ago
    Updated 10 hours 26 minutes ago
    Northern Territory Police. (ABC News: Nic MacBean)



    Police in Alice Springs say officers responded to an apparent violent disturbance only to find it was a couple having sex.
    A Gap Road resident called police at 6.30am today, saying she heard someone in distress behind her fence.
    When officers arrived in the laneway behind the house, they interrupted a naked couple having sex on a mattress.
    The officers asked the couple to move on.

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    This deserves a thread?

    No pics? Have a red thread-whore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chairman Mao
    This deserves a thread? No pics? Have a red thread-whore.
    What a pleasant individual you are. Thanks.

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    causes neighbourhood panic
    A Gap Road resident called police, saying she heard someone in distress behind her fence.
    In tomaraahs nuuwz from Aurstraiiilah, neighbourhood riot as man's singlet is stolen. Dingo blamed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chairman Mao
    In tomaraahs nuuwz from Aurstraiiilah, neighbourhood riot as man's singlet is stolen. Dingo blamed.
    That's big news mate. Have you got a link though 'cos it'll need to be verified.

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    bugger..... don't work. Never mind eh? Not worth sweating the small stuff.

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    sure? last time a sheeela got a root there was neighbourhood panic and newspaper reports.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chairman Mao
    last time a sheeela got a root there was neighbourhood panic and newspaper reports.
    Were you there?

    Ever been there?
    Last edited by jandajoy; 23-09-2009 at 08:59 PM. Reason: doh

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    The OP provides a link to a map of Alice Springs.

    Come on JJ, a map of Tassie is what should have been put up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malice
    Come on JJ, a map of Tassie is what should have been put up.
    They don't have sex in Tassie.

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    Where you there?
    Eh?

    Ever been there?
    Ah, there you go, second attempt... getting better, must be proud.

    And yes, I have.

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    Proud as, mate. Still you're booring now so I'll bid you a fond farewell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chairman Mao
    No pics? Have a red thread-whore
    if you have ever been to the 'ALICE' and know of the inhabitants of the GAP area, i doubt very much you would want to see the photos of alleged going ons mate, i,ll green old mate for ya in apology.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chairman Mao
    This deserves a thread?
    In a word, no.
    Quote Originally Posted by Chairman Mao
    Have a red thread-whore.

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    No mention of any dogs in the story, and where did the mattress come from? do Aussies carry those blow up ones around with them in their "utes" for a bit of outdoor action now and then?

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    yep i do, its tucked up under me seat, its called a tarp

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    My sheep doesn't need a mattress...

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