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    But he never consumated the marriage...

    A friend of the missus has just found out why her husband has never touched her in EIGHT years of marriage, he can't get it up, but why on earth would she wait so long.

    And before any smart ass makes comment, it aint me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    A friend of the missus has just found out why her husband has never touched her in EIGHT years of marriage, he can't get it up, but why on earth would she wait so long.

    And before any smart ass makes comment, it aint me!
    Lights off, strap-on?

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    Sounds like a karate kid movie...cock off...cock on....cock off...cock on...

    does sound like KW the more I say it.

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    Why is she discussing this with you??

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    Cos she is chatting with mrskw who told it to me, I actually think she meant that they had never done anything...

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    what a pathetic excuse for a man

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    So..Are you going to give her one?

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    put me down as 1st res ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by mc2
    what a pathetic excuse for a man
    KW's not that bad.

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    are you sure he is not a she ?

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    Does Muslim fasting take in bonking as well KW.

    Like during Ramadan does Muslims get it on or do they abstain from bonking as well and during that religious period.

    Re: The OP!

    I find it very difficult to believe that a woman of any nationality, religion or faith would not find it very, very strange that her new husband has not tried to touch her up in the first hour and after getting married.

    Otherwise she must be dog ugly.

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    Not all relationships are about rabbiting, you know

    Some are about "care taking" of each other, other than hump hump themselves to death. Esp the ones with the greater age gap, or w/ special needs of some kind.

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    yeah right....Moony been smokin all weekend...

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    or may be I can think more logical most times, becoz I'm not a man?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    Does Muslim fasting take in bonking as well KW.
    It does, but only during daylight hours . . . same as fasting.

    One interesting snippet, Muslim women shave their pubic area when they're on the rag . . . every month

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    Quote Originally Posted by mooncake View Post
    or may be I can think more logical most times, becoz I'm not a man?
    Or maybe cos you look like a man ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat
    One interesting snippet, Muslim women shave their pubic area when they're on the rag . . . every month
    I have never known a muslim woman to shave let alone trim PH.

    FFS concerning a few of them I have had to send out a search party to find the play station there has been that much muff down there.

    Quote Originally Posted by mooncake
    Not all relationships are about rabbiting, you know
    I also am a firm believer that a relationship is not all about bonking but come on Moony..................8 years and without penetration.........you jest about this luvy duvy caring stuff instead of don't you??????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mooncake View Post
    or may be I can think more logical most times, becoz I'm not a man?
    Or maybe cos you look like a man ??
    HA!!

    or she looks like a man
    or he looks like a woman???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mooncake
    Not all relationships are about rabbiting, you know
    I also am a firm believer that a relationship is not all about bonking ..
    Haha....That's all I want to see and nothing else

    Thanks for agreeing with me ja

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    LT is right, it is also about cooking and taking care of the kids and washing the clothes and making sure my pillow is puffed just right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mooncake
    Thanks for agreeing with me ja
    My pleasure sweetie but that does not mean that you and I can get it on now..........your not catholic are ya?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mooncake
    Thanks for agreeing with me ja
    My pleasure sweetie but that does not mean that you and I can get it on now..........your not catholic are ya?
    not, if you are a priest!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mooncake
    not, if you are a priest
    I can guarantee that I am not a priest, far from it actually so where does that leave us from here young lady?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    found out why her husband has never touched her
    Is this a guessing game or is there some point to this thread ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mooncake
    not, if you are a priest
    so where does that leave us from here young lady?
    I will just leave you HERE, coz am going to zzzzzzzz now

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