Darwinian Theory - Why are Thais Short..ish..

[Missismiggins]

It finally dawned on me why God created Thais a bit shorter than average, "Mental Compensation" after watching the cars pull up outside the local school to collect their kids, it is natures way of preventing them banging their heads when getting in or out of their cars!

Continual improvement in action -

Any early birds here? Try Channel 3 at 6.30am "EVERYDAY" and listen to the Panda song (they play this twat of a baby "singing" da da da da da da! and watch the incapable baby Panda (that is taken care of better than the average Thai - nauseating to say the least!) in its cot (probably bought from Robinsons) for an extortionate price...sickening, roast the fucker better

[splitlid]

good to see you back miggins.

[Missismiggins]

good to see you back miggins.

I hope that is genuine!! (Usually I get told to F.O.) I have had internet problems...for some reason, all my torrent files are downloading at about 200KBS, but the actual internet has been as good as dead for a few days!

Have any of you heard that the turd Sohdi has been jailed?

I am sure I read somewhere he got banged up..

[splitlid]

of course it is
you make me laugh

[The Fresh Prince]

I always thought that they had evolved to be a bit shorter because its so hot here and it keeps them a few more inch's away from the sun.

[Missismiggins]

And the other thing is, why do they have an inane lack of ability to judge speed?
A motorcycle will cut across your path and force you to brake as if they had a death wish, but if you aproach some of these retards driving a pickup, OBVIOUSLY encroaching on a wood burning Mazda travelling at 3 km /h they do not have the foresight to overtake, they sit there like fuckwits until they get right up the cars arse, then slam on the brakes when they realise they cannot pull out....is their any forward planning here or not?

And then you get the smart arse twats in their big Toyota Vigos, that come down the iside of you at a traffic light, the joy of cutting these fuckwits up or just slowing down enough to prevent them getting back in the "stream".

As they come cruising alongside, and you accelerate, to see them blocked in by some fuckwit on a three wheel mobile restaurant...at least there are a few pleasures left in life!

[Missismiggins]

I always thought that they had evolved to be a bit shorter because its so hot here and it keeps them a few more inch's away from the sun.

It gets hotter the nearer you get to the ground!

[withnallstoke]

is their any forward planning here or not?

Not...

[Missismiggins]

of course it is
you make me laugh

OK! Cheers, I usually seem to piss people off here to be truthfull!

[Missismiggins]

My latest whinge, for the past year, the road through our village has been something akin to the surface of the moon, you needed a minimum of a 4WD to get through when it rained. These shits have left the road in the same state, until they found out that some "Rich" people from Bangkok were going to "buy their god" (Tam boen) at the local temple.

Within three days the cunts had filled in every pothole along the road to the temple, to allow the bus loads of merit making dogs to safely negotiate their passage, but every road that wasn't needed was left as is...it is all a big problem here with "FACE"

Face, and no substance, it's a fur coat and no knickers paradise!

[Rah]

All sub-standard people are short

[DrAndy]

OK! Cheers, I usually seem to piss people off here to be truthfull!

My latest whinge

A motorcycle will cut across your path and force you to brake as if they had a death wish, but if you aproach some of these retards driving a pickup, OBVIOUSLY encroaching on a wood burning Mazda travelling at 3 km /h they do not have the foresight to overtake, they sit there like fuckwits until they get right up the cars arse, then slam on the brakes when they realise they cannot pull out....is their any forward planning here or not?

And then you get the smart arse twats in their big Toyota Vigos, that come down the iside of you at a traffic light, the joy of cutting these fuckwits up or just slowing down enough to prevent them getting back in the "stream".

at least there are a few pleasures left in life!

you are a sad bastard, but don't you worry about it

actually, talking about Darwin, you probably would not have been born if humans had not been exempt from the evolutionary path he described

[blackgang]

and being short means they are closer to the mud and do not need to bend over so far to plant rice.We in USA are a tall people so we use air planes to plant the rice seed in the mud.

[the dogcatcher]

They have'nt evolved yet.
Sawadee krup Cheetah, mootonto!

[BigRed]

We in USA are a tall people so we use air planes to plant the rice seed in the mud.

surprised you don't use shotguns

[lost the plot]

I asked an educated thai why Thailand only won about 4 medals at the olypic games? and he said it was because they are small and poor!!!

[Rah]

Thailand only won about 4 medals at the olypic games

That's not a bad achievement.

Wonder what for?

Bet it was something shit.

[Missismiggins]

I asked an educated thai why Thailand only won about 4 medals at the olypic games? and he said it was because they are small and poor!!!

Ethiopia is not exactly a thriving country, but , who am I to judge.

Stupiditity must rank somewhere - did you see the fucki wits that believed that "owls" brought death - and the even cleverer bunch that believed the chicken could predict the lottery?

Is it me, am I wrong....are we insane? who knows...ohh ohh ohhh ohh ohggg (253) said the chicken!

[Muadib]

Short people, got no reason.... Randy Newman - 1978

Forget short, some Thais have feet the size of surfboards...

[watterinja]

Read somewhere that the worlds shortest genius will come from Thailand...



... well, after Apeshite turns the place into the Mensa hub.

[Nawty]

OK! Cheers, I usually seem to piss people off here to be truthfull!

Why is that....serious question

Forget short, some Thais have feet the size of surfboards...

and penis' the size of really really big carrots......and some even have tits also.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Thailand has had plenty of chances and blown them all.

Let's hear it for the Japs!

[Jesus Jones]

The only thing i've notice is the lack of common sense.

The other day a taxi was towing a pickup. Sat on the back of the pickup was a Thai guy. I notice that the rope wasn't taut (think that's the right word) and i could see what was coming next. The taxi pulled off and the guy flipped over backwards.

Funny it was!

[lost the plot]

Thailand only won about 4 medals at the olypic games

That's not a bad achievement.

Wonder what for?

Bet it was something shit.

I think one was for shooting, haha no surprise there.

[DrAndy]

Stupiditity must rank somewhere - did you see the fucki wits that believed that "owls" brought death - and the even cleverer bunch that believed the chicken could predict the lottery?

I know Miggins, ridiculous and stupid

I saw a lucky black cat this morning and it walked under a ladder, so I threw some salt over my shoulder after a bird shat on it. Oh well, things happen in threes, so I will have to wait and see, keep my fingers crossed and watch for a shooting star so I can wish.