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    tell us your missismiggins moment

    Had a bad day? Want to scream about something? Did you totally lose it at a dumb thai?
    Well vent here, let us enjoy your misfortune!

    Ill go first.

    My satellite tv has being playing up, I rang the technicians for indovision, they sent someone out, after an hour n a half
    He conceded the box was broken and that he'd return tomorrow with another, which he did, so far so good.

    But a week later a rang back, the technician mind, not customer service or anything. He told us he had fixed our old decoder
    Box and could he return it for the new one which he'd loaned us from the office. Hmmm bit strange but ok. So he returns, one
    Day before the holidays mind, and returns the old one, WHICH IS STILL BROKEN, I ask what the hell? His reply was that they
    Couldn't fix mine and according to him my tv plan didn't include access to a new box even though I had paid a one million rupiah
    Deposit. So cheeky git was returning an old broken box under pretence that it was fixed, mrskw yelled at him a bit I yelled at
    Him and he just sat on the floor looking sheepish, he told us we had to ring customer service, I replied they should be the ones
    ringing us, anyway he then rang on his phone, turns out they had already closed for the holidays.

    I yelled at him and told him to get out of my house and to leave both fucking boxes in my house, mrskw told him that he'd better
    Reconnect the new box and piss off before I smack him one.

    So he did, its all good now, but I imagine that I'll get some new calls about them wanting their new box back...

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    You're such a cock KW.

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    Missismiggins is a very funny and entertaining writer , I always enjoy his posts. He has the ability to make me laugh, at the crazy things that go on in the LOS.

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    I tried to make "sambal" today, but sadly it didn't turn out the way it supposed to be. And now my house is smelling like... an over enegetic anchovy gone wild!!!!

    Basically ....sooo crapy schmelly likes a sweatysock steaksauce, Mr. Mooncake said!

    hehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    Did you totally lose it at a dumb thai?
    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    I rang the technicians for indovision
    why did Indovision send out a Thai?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    why did Indovision send out a Thai?
    because they knew that you would be reading this thread andy


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    bastards, they know too much

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    Did you totally lose it at a dumb thai?
    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    I rang the technicians for indovision
    why did Indovision send out a Thai?
    I was trying to appeal to a wider audience, I didn't figure any of you had problems with an indo recently.

    So mooncakes, what you telling us Is the it is your husband that wants to complain about a dumb person tyring to make indo food?

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    OK the background first.

    My boy, 2yrs 8mth, Thai mother fucked off when he was 6 weeks old.
    I'm on my jack.

    So it's a nice sunny Sunday, I'm sat here surfing while he is playing with cars under the table, no problems everything as it should be.

    Then the phone rings, it's her, the ex, and SHE is asking ME for money?

    WTF is wrong with Thais, in what reality is that not fucked up.

    She took me for a proper ride in the first place, her and her dirtbag family fleeced
    me like an Aussie sheep farmer on overtime, they took me down to the skin.

    Now I know I was a mug for trusting the dopey bitch in the first place but she's a nurse and for some stupid reason I got it into my thick fucking head that she was a good Thai, HA! you know the exception that proves the rule.

    So she is telling me a sob story about having had to pay her parents debts or they would be going to prison, that she had gotten a loan she couldn't pay and now she was in the frame for some serious shit if she didn't pay the money back asap.

    Now comes the part that really boils my blood,

    She is telling me that as she is the mother of my son I am morally obliged to pay her debts and no matter what she has done in the past she would remain mother of my son and I would always be responsible for her. That my son would never forgive me if I let anything happen to her.

    What a manipulative conniving cold hearted black souled serpent of a woman.

    After throwing a few fucks and cunts into her I told her to go sell her ass on the strip with the rest of her sisters and hung up the phone.

    That's it, rant over, I feel fully vented and not a bit bitter and twisted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy View Post
    bastards, they know too much
    They know everything, Andy....

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    But a week later a rang back, the technician mind,
    There is your problem there. Never trust a fooking monkey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shitdigit
    She is telling me that as she is the mother of my son I am morally obliged to pay her debts and no matter what she has done in the past she would remain mother of my son and I would always be responsible for her. That my son would never forgive me if I let anything happen to her.
    she sounds great, why on earth did you split up!!

    actually, she should be sending you money to help bring up your kid

    as for anything happening to her, she is an adult and responsible for her own actions

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Shitdigit
    She is telling me that as she is the mother of my son I am morally obliged to pay her debts and no matter what she has done in the past she would remain mother of my son and I would always be responsible for her. That my son would never forgive me if I let anything happen to her.
    she sounds great, why on earth did you split up!!

    actually, she should be sending you money to help bring up your kid

    as for anything happening to her, she is an adult and responsible for her own actions
    Yeah I did Ask her for some money for the boy, but I'm sure you can guess her response.
    Easier for a Thai to fit through the eye a needle than to stand up to their responsibilities.

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    well, they are quite small

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    Forgot my Mantra A great line not mine but from a 70s comedy Woody Allen I think with some whacky guys inc Paul Simon was it Annie Hall or Manhattan?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy View Post
    well, they are quite small
    Exactly that, small and cute and harmless looking, so why do they continually shoot themselves in the foot, they let their greed get them every time, It's as if they don't have the ability to see past the first baht, you could offer them a life time of financial support but all they want to do is nick as much as they can now and don't even think about tomorrow.
    I should have listened to what me old Ma used to say
    "Stick with pay-per-play and you wont go far wrong son"

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    So mooncakes, what you telling us Is the it is your husband that wants to complain about a dumb person tyring to make indo food?
    oohh no no...
    It's about a dumb farang who gave me the recipe and had overestimated my skill in cooking!!!...
    Last edited by mooncake; 21-09-2009 at 04:39 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shitdigit
    It's as if they don't have the ability to see past the first baht, you could offer them a life time of financial support but all they want to do is nick as much as they can now and don't even think about tomorrow.
    I suppose if you are used to being below the poverty line, today is all that matters

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    SD....just wondering are you in Los or Oz now with the child ??

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    I never have a problem with Thais, I find them all professional and ethically minded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mellow
    Missismiggins is a very funny and entertaining writer , I always enjoy his posts. He has the ability to make me laugh, at the crazy things that go on in the LOS.
    It's a British thing; we laugh at the things that piss us off the most

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty View Post
    I never have a problem with Thais, I find them all professional and ethically minded.
    The box suits you well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Brown View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mellow
    Missismiggins is a very funny and entertaining writer , I always enjoy his posts. He has the ability to make me laugh, at the crazy things that go on in the LOS.
    It's a British thing; we laugh at the things that piss us off the most
    An admirable quality, and one I'm trying to learn.

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    My 7yo son could teach you, he laughs at me all the time.

    He charges out at 500b an hour....get him before graduation.

    Marmites kid only does black humour though and is cheaper...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mellow
    An admirable quality, and one I'm trying to learn.
    don't bother; we are miserable cnuts, I'm doing very well at it

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