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    A Senior Moment

    Got up from my desk, walked down the corridor to the toilet to have a slash . . .


    Realised with a total SHOCK that I was standing there with my wee one hanging out . . . and then realised I was standing at the urinal . . .

    Fuck me dead, I'm only 47 . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat
    Fuck me dead, I'm only 47 . . .
    Old timers disease mate?

    I wouldn't worry as I imagine your mind is probably somewhere else especially with your 2 arch enemies either in jail or gone missing.

    Or maybe they have both pooled their resources and put some dementia hex on ya!

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat
    Fuck me dead, I'm only 47 . .
    Your hard drive is full, and you cannot take in anything that you don't need. Multi-tasking will become impossible. Soon your trips to the bog will be accompanied by a nurse. Verdict. F.cked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    Old timers disease mate?
    Could be, JJ

    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    I wouldn't worry as I imagine your mind is probably somewhere else especially with your 2 arch enemies either in jail or gone missing.
    Yea, it's kind of weird logging on and expecting mass-attacks . . . but nothing of the sort

    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    Or maybe they have both pooled their resources and put some dementia hex on ya!




    But seriously . . . I wasn't cognisant of the fact that I was standing at the urinal, quite acceptably a place for letting it all hang out . . .

    Jeez, I need to get more sleep



    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    Verdict. F.cked.
    Oh dear . . . I'm hoping you are not a medical expert in this field or I am F.cked. Sigh . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    gone missing.
    She's baaaaaaaaack!

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat
    to have a slash
    Please translate this Aussie speak to Merkin for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norton
    Please translate this Aussie speak to Merkin for me.
    Urinate.

    Piss.

    Wee.

    Dribble.

    Pee.

    Shake hands with the unemployed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat View Post
    Got up from my desk, walked down the corridor to the toilet to have a slash . . .


    Realised with a total SHOCK that I was standing there with my wee one hanging out . . . and then realised I was standing at the urinal . . .

    Fuck me dead, I'm only 47 . . .
    Is that the only DRAWBACK that you have??

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    Thanks KW.

    This being the case, what is odd about having your wee one (assuming this is what I think it is) hanging out whilst standing in front of a urinal.

    A senior moment would be forgetting to take it out before you have a slash and pissing your pants.

    Happens to me often.
    Last edited by Norton; 09-09-2009 at 03:47 PM.
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    Drain the Lizard

    Empty the bladder

    See a man about a horse/dog

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    Whiz

    Leak

    Squirt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norton
    what is odd about
    he is unsure and cannot remember if he started playing with it in the corridor or waited until he was in front of the other blokes at the piss trough


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    Quote Originally Posted by Norton
    This being the case, what is odd about having your wee one (assuming this is what I think it is) hanging out whist standing in front of a urinal.
    I think that he thought that he was still in the corridor or something and hadn't made it to the urinal yet.

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    Clarity and reason fail one minute at a time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    Urinate. Piss. Wee. Dribble. Pee. Shake hands with the unemployed. Drain the Lizard Empty the bladder See a man about a horse/dog, Whiz Leak Squirt
    OK KW. Enough already. I got the message. Green sent.

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    I forget shit on a Wednesdays too. It's the only day of the week I have to start work at 9am and if I've had a few drinks on the Tuesday night, come Wednesday afternoon, I can't for the life of me remember what I had for breakfast, what emails I sent in the morning or how I got to work.

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    That's nothing, a couple of weeks ago I caught myself in the kitchen, hose out just about to whiz in the kitchen rubbish bin before a 'WTF??' hit me.
    I need to get a job that I don't need to think about from the time I leave the office until the time I get back to it.
    That'd be nice.
    See a man about a horse/dog,
    Was always dads excuse for going to the pub. (only on fri. nights)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dug
    I need to get a job that I don't need to think about from the time I leave the office until the time I get back to it.
    Bin man/ refuse collector?

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dug
    I need to get a job that I don't need to think about from the time I leave the office until the time I get back to it.
    Bin man/ refuse collector?
    An aircraft engineer I knew used to say he wanted a job on the council painting roadside posts.

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    PH, at least you didn't zip up while the wee one was still looking about... Ouch!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dug
    An aircraft engineer I knew used to say he wanted a job on the council painting roadside posts.
    Did he find himself just about to piss on roadsigns?

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dug
    An aircraft engineer I knew used to say he wanted a job on the council painting roadside posts.
    Did he find himself just about to piss on roadsigns?

    he would be the idea Smegal candidate for emigrating to Thailand

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norton
    Please translate this Aussie speak to Merkin for me.
    I believe KW has done the nation proud in that respect! True Kultcha!

    Quote Originally Posted by isanyokel
    Is that the only DRAWBACK that you have??
    That and the specs I now have to use to read . . . geez, I used to think that when to time comes to use those things I would be my father's age . . . and I am . . . well, I am when he . . . sigh

    Quote Originally Posted by Norton
    This being the case, what is odd about having your wee one (assuming this is what I think it is) hanging out whilst standing in front of a urinal.
    No, no, no

    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick
    he is unsure and cannot remember if he started playing with it in the corridor or waited until he was in front of the other blokes at the piss trough
    No, no, no

    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    I think that he thought that he was still in the corridor or something and hadn't made it to the urinal yet.
    Yes, yes, yes. Thank you, TFP

    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    Clarity and reason fail one minute at a time.
    Witnallstoke, you are beginning to depress me

    Quote Originally Posted by Dug
    That's nothing, a couple of weeks ago I caught myself in the kitchen, hose out just about to whiz in the kitchen rubbish
    Ok, that is far more serious than my senior moment . . . but try that at work!

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    Nice thing about this alz-----disease thingy is that you don't remember or care any more! Relax.

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dug
    That's nothing, a couple of weeks ago I caught myself in the kitchen, hose out just about to whiz in the kitchen rubbish
    Ok, that is far more serious than my senior moment . . . but try that at work!
    Perhaps he's a chef..

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