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    I am a soap opera star...

    Today, actually right now....as I sit here and write this......I am the main supporting star in the background of a Thai TV series.....one of the more famous and popular ones on Channel 3.

    I am sitting at the coffee shop and was asked to stay in the background, not look at the camera and wave.....should I ??

    4 of the stars are well recognised....even by me and the little gal dressed in boys cowboy clothers is very cute......no titties but.

    Look out for me on channel 3.....sometime soon.
    I like poisoning my neighbours dogs till they die cos I'm a cnut

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    I am getting nervous......sweating profusely on the upper lip.

    They just called action....does that mean I have to start acting now ?

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    Where the fuck is makeup when I need them.....

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    Is it possible to over act by just sitting there? Make expansive gestures and sigh a lot.

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    Yes....i am trying to get that comfortable, relaxed look.

    It is fucking hard when trying.

    Some bitch just ran past screaming.

    Think the Thais are taking care of the over acting bit.....I shall impart my professional acting skills and stay cool and sip my latte without slurping today.

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    Start bashing the computer keyboard.

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    I just did the great aussie salute on Thai TV....a fly was buzzing about my nose...


    Hey, the fat chick has an aussie flag on her chest....nice big titties to show it off also

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    be prepared for a slap scene.......and it won't be just once

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    I need to fart......the Blazing Saddles scene pops back into mu head suddenly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty
    I need to fart......
    Go on. Loudly. Then put the acting skills to use by silently accusing others.

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    Turn up the volume on your computer to the max and then

    CLICK HERE

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    ^ I don't think he needs to act.....as they always come naturally to him

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    Fall off your chair Nawty.

    Big dramatic slow fall

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    Dont forget to upload it all to youtube

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    oh wait...don't you need another work permit for this?
    U don't want to be in a ling ling house, u know

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    Do it Nawty! Fart like you've never farted before!

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    "Blow wind and crack your cheeks"

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    How will we know which one is you, Assuming they edit out the fart sound.

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    Pick your nose, right up to the 3rd knuckle and...

    oh, that's not really all that unusual in Thailand, is it?

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    ^^ he could always surreptitiously engage in a game of pocet pool

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    That's a big word for a small game.

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    only has to sink a couple of balls to win

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    Gone very quiet. En route to Hollywood Nawty, or ankle deep in admirers?

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    I think I've just seen you.

    Were you the short one, balding, bit of a hunch back with hairy palms?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    Were you the short one, balding, bit of a hunch back with hairy palms?
    Yes, but i'm down south.

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