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    Tip of the day

    As I am starting this I have permission for 2 tips

    !. if you have any euros tucked away ,, cash them in before it all ends in tears

    2. let your meat come up to room temperature before entering it into the oven

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    Switch off the iron before unplugging.

    Then let it cool before putting it in the cupboard.

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    After your kids have mastered spelling with alphabet spaghetti, buy a tin of the normal stuff so they can practise joined-up writing.


    keep a small black sponge in your car. If you get pulled over for using your mobile while driving, you can grab it and claim you were just cleaning the side of your face.

    (courtesy of viz magazine top tips.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    Invest in Buckets..........the world needs more Buckets.
    Bladdy Shill.

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    Hit pointed end of nail to blunt it, then hammer in nail and wood should not split.

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    thats a goodun old git ,,,,,,, wished I heard that earlier today ,, still will try it next week

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    Always pay your bargirl and treat her right.

    Oh yes, always check you bin before you check your bin

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    Never take the third light from a match in Afghanistan, very unlucky, you will get the snipers bullet

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    how do you kill a blue elephant,with a blue elephant gun .. how do you kill a red elephant, strangle the fker till its blue in the face then shoot it with a blue elephant gun ... capon...

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    Rub a bit of softened soap on a wood screw's thread before you screw it into wood.

    Try it.............it works.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    Rub a bit of softened soap on a wood screw's thread before you screw it into wood.

    Try it.............it works.
    Yes it does work, but if you did it on a boat any water tight seal would most likely be lost in a short time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore
    Never take a dump in Taffys bar
    My arse got glued to the seat last week.

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    Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

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    [quote=nigelandjan;1609736]As I am starting this I have permission for 2 tips

    !. if you have any euros tucked away ,, cash them in before it all ends in tears
    good contrary indicator. Cash your dollars in, the ECB has the Dollar/Federal reserve hostage.

    its a long story....

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    always be nice to your mother.

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    Dont believe the crap the salesmen tell you in the TV shop about gold plated interconnects , the difference between them at £60 and the cheap and cheerfull at £5 is miniscule ,,,,,,,,, the big difference ofcourse is to the salesmens comision

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    Rub a candle along the runners of the draws in your furniture.

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    When you are driving on the far left or right on a multilane highway like Phaholyothin Wipawadee road and someone comes up at high speed behind you and tails-gates your ass, just cross over the white line next to your lane. Usually there is sand and pebbles accumulated there that your car will kick up sending it flying at high speed into the car tailgating you. The driver will learn that he shouldn't drive so close to car in front of him.

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    like it ,green on the way ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore View Post
    Never take a dump in Taffys bar..


    Why not ? I did that once and got a blow job for the effort.

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