Thread: Sunday entertainment.

The last few weeks has seen me develop a bit of a Sunday routine. Starved of decent entertainment venues, i have "gone native". This means that, along with thousands of Thai families, a day at the local supermarket is in order, and like the natives, i even occasionally buy something. But that isn't really why i go. I go to make people cringe, to make small children weep, to cause families to argue and strangers to glare at strangers.
The day starts with a breakfast of baked beans and eggs, and a few shared spoonfulls of whatever spicy food the missus is on, washed down with something fizzy, taking care not to belch to much as the gas is needed. Then it's off to the supermarket. The consequences of banging down this style of breakfast are pretty obvious. Within half an hour, fairly thick and stenching odours start sneaking out, reaching a foul peak about an hour or so later. By decent sphincter control, the giveaway sound can be nullified, leaving just the horrible smell lingering. Then it's a case of walking away ten meters, turning around and walking back to survey the results. If confident of not having been rumbled, holding the nose and choking/gasping usually has a knock on effect as well.
Well, anybody over tha age of ten have any other suggestions for Sunday entertainment?

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Well, anybody over tha age of ten have any other suggestions for Sunday entertainment?

Rainy mornings are the best for sleeping in!!!!

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

By decent sphincter control, the giveaway sound can be nullified,

Obviously a newbie at this then. An advanced trumper can control the sphincter in such a deft manner that he is essentially able to 'throw his flatulance'.

Sort of a bumtriloquist? Like it.

My sunday entertainment started shortly after midnight when i told the GF she was not allowed to sleep with her mobile phone.

Originally Posted by baldrick

other issues are watching out for precipitation of liquids caused by too large a pressure drop.

Beauty of the venue is a large supply of babies undergarments which can be purchased in the event of a mishap.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Then it's a case of walking away ten meters, turning around and walking back to survey the results. ?

Doesn't work for me. Ten metres is not enough to shake off the whispy vapour trail. More like fifty metres at a run dodging in an out of the crowd.

So far you could lie in bed masturbating over yesterdays Stoke result.....

I'm a Spurs supporter, my arm is withering after 4 games...

Originally Posted by Bobcock

So far you could lie in bed masturbating over yesterdays Stoke result.....

True. Far better to do it in bed than the supermarket. Same can't be said about dispelling wind though.