View Poll Results: I asked 5 people and they got this many questions right

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    How Thick are Thai People?

    Right this will be a weekly thread where you get to ask the questions, every week just 2 simplistic questions and tick the poll, this way we will all know how thick or clever Thai natives are.

    So, the first 2 questions, each week it will be 2 questions that you have to ask 5 native Thai people if they know the answer, yes that is 5 Thai people, not just your hiso semi chinky degreed up wife/girlfriend/boyfriend, 5 of the fokers...

    So onto our first question;
    How many days are there in a year?

    NB; don't confuse them with leap years or shite like that.

    Second question;
    How many weeks are there in a year?

    So get out there and ask those questions that need to be answered.

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    Clearly there is an error. If you ask in English or in Thai there will definatly be a difference. So, which is it? Ask in the Thai language?

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    same number of days and weeks..

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    Why not 'ask people who are as educated as 9 year old Westerners etc etc' as opposed to Thais?

    I'm sure most Africans, as well as Westerners who never went to school would be equally as clueless.

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    so - are you going to give us the answers first ?


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    Just asked the missus:

    Q1: saam roi hok sip haa.
    Q2: Fok off I'm watching TV.

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    ^So, she has no idea of how many weeks in a year, ok, you got 4 more people to ask.

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    Prolly... and am sure I'll remember.

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    I think you are losing it DD

    have a bath

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    ^Really? I can't remember the last girl that knew how many days in the year let alone weeks, but hey, they were whores

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    the whores should know best 365 days a year minus 4 days a days a month for bleeding time equals at least 317 dicks a year.

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    4 days a month? I think it would still be a bit colourful after only 4 days...

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    Do you want to use the Western calendar or the Thai calendar?

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    DD asked a somewhat difficult question here.


    Folk say there are 365 days in a year.

    Except in each leap year, when there are 366 days clear.

    Discount the leap year number of days and concentrate on the so called normal years.

    There are, as we all know 52 weeks in a year. EXACTLY.

    There are, as we all know 7 days in a week. EXACTLY.


    Now, as far as I understand, 7 x 52 = 364. EXACTLY.

    So how many days are there in a year, if there are 365,
    where does the extra day come from?




    I mean to say, it's not exactly Cricket, asking questions
    we might not be able to answer ourselves.


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    Sidereal year, julian year, tropical year, anomalistic year, draconic year, heliacal year, Sothic year? Which one are we talking about here. The questions in the OP are shockingly imprecise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediamanbkk View Post
    4 days a month? I think it would still be a bit colourful after only 4 days...
    Nothing wrong with a bit of lubrication

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mediamanbkk View Post
    4 days a month? I think it would still be a bit colourful after only 4 days...
    Nothing wrong with a bit of lubrication
    I thought your missus was a muzzie, isn't she supposed to hide in a hut in the garden when she's on the rag in case she contaminates a man with her satanic secretions?

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    365.2425 days
    52.1775 weeks

    or were you asking about the Besselian or Gaussian year?

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    My missus is a muslim, not an idiot.

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    ^well.... she married you....

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    I just asked me missus "how many days in a year", she replied whats a year !!!

    Maybe i'll have better luck with some work colleagues.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickA
    ^well.... she married you....
    oooh.

    that's probably not a good indication, is it?

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    I asked mrs who said 'why you want to know'? why you always ask stupid question like this'? gave up.

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    Better still, get a map of the world out..guranteed six wrong answers right there, every time, including where their own country is. Offer them 1000bt if they can point to england in less then 100 guesses and you'd still be holding your money at the end of it.

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