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    Scampys Tour de Flounce

    the serial flouncer has released some clues as to what has been keeping him occupied during his latest sabbatical.

    Last edited by baldrick; 23-08-2009 at 02:06 PM.

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    Excellent stuff, can't wait to see it on the box

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    He still hasn't learned how to upload to YouTube with the proper aspect ratio?

    Lovely.

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    Hmmm. I could've done without the shower scene but all in all I'd say it's a good job. WTF? "Achey Breaky Heart." I eat my words.

    Kind of reminds me of this, too:

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    I think that's briliant. Well done Scamp.

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    Farkin hilarious !!

    Well done Scampy. The only criticism I have is "Isaen"? Ee-Sarn !!

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    Scampy has some talent and deserves one good break.

    He has shown me some of his work and when I compare it with some of the shit other farang TV presenters spit out here his work is streets in front.

    I have spoken to him and he is getting fit and healthy and concentrating on what he does really well.

    No Flounce..............just a bit of self discipline for a while.

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    Shocked! He's really good.
    He's got the way TV presenters talk down to a tee.

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    ^^^ pedant

    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    He has shown me some of his work and when I compare it with some of the shit other farang TV presenters spit out here his work is streets in front.
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    Just because he is slightly better than most of the other shit, does not mean he is good. Think of Bangkok novels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    Just because he is slightly better than most of the other shit, does not mean he is good. Think of Bangkok novels.
    wooo - did the cat claw your wee wee ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    Just because he is slightly better than most of the other shit, does not mean he is good. Think of Bangkok novels.
    Oh come on KW. Stop being such a sad twat. It's amusing, well edited, some good camera work and, an entertaining bit of film. Well done I say.

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    I think Scamp would be well received by a Thai audience ... in an Andrew Biggs kinda way

    Nice vid and looking forward to cycling Isaan myself one of these days.

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    Interesting end where he can't quite coordinate the voice-over with the script...

    Script: Log on to www.tourdeisaan.com
    Voice: log on to www..tourdethailand.com
    Good stuff though Scampy...it gets better and better...

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    That was feking funny - Good effort scamp

    From previous offerings I have uaually thought that scampy would probably be best advised to hang onto his day job but looks like he has been hiding his talent under a bushel.

    Didn't really need to see his bollocks though as he climbed into the bucket.

    Think the scamp could do with a few pointers on his manscaping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaffyDuck
    He still hasn't learned how to upload to YouTube with the proper aspect ratio?
    Think you will find that embedded videos are a completely different aspect ratio to videos that are played on youtube itself, also it is only the last week or 2 that youtube has gone to a larger and wider format on its website.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jandajoy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    Just because he is slightly better than most of the other shit, does not mean he is good. Think of Bangkok novels.
    Oh come on KW. Stop being such a sad twat. It's amusing, well edited, some good camera work and, an entertaining bit of film. Well done I say.

    I aint being a sad twat, I just dont think its that great, i'm not allowed an opposing opinion?

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    ^Should have done a vid of your cat hanging off your knob

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    Now there's an idea.

    but i aint real keen to repeat the process just for a video....

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    i'm not allowed an opposing opinion?
    Of course you are but if you put Scampies effort into context it's pretty bloody good.

    Then again I suppose it depends on your objective.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    but i aint real keen to repeat the process just for a video....
    Go on..... it's a challenge. Loads of cred. if you could use a stronger critter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jandajoy
    Go on..... it's a challenge. Loads of cred. if you could use a stronger critter.
    tell ya what Rolf Harris, I'll video you attaching native animals to your genitalia....

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    kw was lucky it was only a kitten, a fully grown cat may have pulled the whole tiny little thing off

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    I'll video you attaching native animals to your genitalia....
    Strange as it may seem my genitalia have been attached to various native animals, in various countries prior to being firmly attached to the current misses.

    Video ? Not as such.

    Fat hairy bloke "attached" to native...... hardly entertaining.

    This Rolf Harris stuff fascinates me. What did his attachment look like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    kw was lucky it was only a kitten, a fully grown cat may have pulled the whole tiny little thing off
    Actually, it was a 300 pound, young Siberian Tiger......

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    Actually, it was a 300 pound, young Siberian Tiger......
    You're such a liar.

    The Siberian tiger (Panthera tigris altaica) is also known as the Amur, Manchurian, Altaic, Korean, North China or, Ussuri tiger. Though it once ranged throughout Western and Central Asia and eastern Russia, it is now completely confined to the Amur-Ussuri region of Primorsky Krai and Khabarovsk Krai in far eastern Siberia, where it is now protected. It is the biggest of the eight recent tiger subspecies and the largest living felid.[2] Genetic research in 2009 revealed that the current Siberian tiger population is almost identical to the Caspian tiger, a now extinct western population once thought to have been a distinct subspecies.[3]


    Size and weight

    The Siberian tiger is typically 5-10 cm (2-4 inches) taller at the shoulders than the Bengal tiger, which is about 107-110 cm (42-43 in) tall.[5] Mature males reach an average head and body length of 190-230 centimetres (75-90 in). The largest male with largely assured references was 350 cm (138 in) "over curves" (3,30 m/130 in. between pegs) in total length.[6] Females are normally smaller than males and weigh 100-167 kg (220-368 lb),[7] probably up to 180 kg (400 lb).[8] The bodies of now extinct western populations were generally less massive than that of their Far Eastern cousins, and their average size was slightly less. In Turkestan, male tigers exceeded 200 cm in length, though an estimated body length of 270 cm was recorded. Females were smaller in size, normally ranging between 160-180 cm. The maximum known weight was 240 kg. Although tigers from Turkestan never reached the size of Far Eastern tigers, there are records of very large individuals of the former population.[4] The tail length in fully grown males is about 1 m (39 in). Weights of up to 318 kg (700 lb) have been recorded[6] and exceptionally large males weighing up to 384 kg (847 lb) are mentioned in the literature but, according to Mazak, none of these cases can be confirmed via reliable sources.[6] A further unconfirmed report tells of a male tiger shot in the Sikhote-Alin Mountains in 1950 weighing 384.8 kg (846.6 lb) and measuring 3.48 m

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