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    Are you a genius?

    I was thinking about Thais and there having a national avaerage IQ of 80 or whatever it was, I then wondered if people with an IQ of 80 could walk and chew gum at the same time, so I decided to do some googling, it seems they can and are also able to live by themselves with out carers and nurses and stuff, some interesting stuff here.


    The next level is a person who has an intelligent quotient between twenty and thirty-nine. This person is considered to need a life-long caretaker as well. The only exception is that this person should be able to communicate in simple words and phrases as well as learn and perform some basic self-care techniques.
    A person who is placed in the forty to fifty-four intelligence quotient level is a bit more trainable than the last level. However, this person is expected to only be able to acquire the intelligence level of an average child who is about seven or eight years old.

    The next level of a fifty-five to sixty-nine intelligence quotient pertains to a person who is expected to be able to learn to read and write. This person can successfully learn as much as an average twelve year old. As an adult, the person can learn enough to live on his or her own.

    The seventy to seventy-nine intelligence quotient range is usually considered to be reached by a person who may possibly have learning disabilities, while a person who scores in the next higher range--eighty to eighty-nine--is considered to be able to learn, but possibly not as quickly as the other persons their same age.

    An average intelligence quotient is considered to be one hundred. However, the range actually extends from ninety to one hundred and nine.



    What does my IQ mean


    So as we can see the average Thai should be able to read and write to a certain degree, I then decided maybe I should do an IQ test, seems I found a real good forgiving one that anybody, well nearly anybody can attain genius levels, hell I did and I wasn't trying.


    Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com.

    Your general IQ score is: 130

    You do have to give them an email addy at the end for them to send you the results, but hell if you got a real thicko girlfriend let them do the test and boost their ego
    IQTest.com

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    165... e'nuff said...

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    ^5 minutes and you read this thread, clicked a link, answered 32 questions, filled out your email details, recieved your email and then posted here, you sir are indeed a genius.

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    Ahhh, I take that back, you just read the sample one, the one with big letters stating it is only a sample, idiot

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    Nope, didn't take the silly web-based quiz... I know my IQ, didn't you???

    And to use Tex's favorite term, putz...

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    Your general IQ score is: 135

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muadib
    I know my IQ, didn't you???
    Nope, why would I? I don't know my blood type either.

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    As long as you know which end the Lao Khao goes in, it's all good...

    I'll go take the online quiz so we are all on the same page...

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    I don't know my IQ. And I don't know my bloodtype, or I forgot it.

    I asked me mum what me blood type was and she forgot.

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    It's all socially and culturally biased.
    Trust (them) They'll be here shortly to tell you how dumb you are.

    Pi in the western world is easily identified as 3.14159265...

    In Thailand it's defined as mai pen rai divided by four times the amulet power of a buffalo you saved from foot and mouth when you were six-years-old.

    My blood type is O neg -- universal doner. Don't expect any of my gold comin your way any time soon...

    How can an adult in today's world not know their own bloodtype? Sounds fucking primitive to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muadib View Post
    165... e'nuff said...
    That's higher than Einstein's, Galileo's, Newton's, Descartes, or Mozart's.

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    ^Yeah, but they aint as clever as maudib

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    The next level is a person who has an intelligent quotient between twenty and thirty-nine. This person is considered to need a life-long caretaker (Girlfriend). The only exception is that this person should be able to communicate in simple words and phrases (Give me coffee/food/sex darling)(shut up)(fuck off), as well as learn and perform some basic self-care techniques (brushing teeth and taking a shower).

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    Quote Originally Posted by chitown
    Your general IQ score is: 135
    Your supposed to do the adult one

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    Maw dab is slightly absorbed. Slightly Maud, don't get lit up.

    I've taken several supposed IQ tests and they vary wildly. I'd put more faith in results from a university test somewhere than a barroom online survey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muadib
    As long as you know which end the Lao Khao goes in, it's all good...
    What?? Never had a beer enema?? Tsk, tsk and with an IQ of 165 to boot??

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    ^No wonder you don't drink with memories like that

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    catching on.... forgot this

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    Ok, I'm an idiot.... I'll go sit in the corner now...

    Dear Muadib,

    Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com.

    Your general IQ score is: 137

    I wasn't lying about the 165 number... Ever hear of mensa???

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Muadib View Post
    165... e'nuff said...
    That's higher than Einstein's, Galileo's, Newton's, Descartes, or Mozart's.
    Close. I've had several buds with IQs that high. Pretty normal socially, but they did have their moments. Most had photographic memories. One good friend had an IQ of 170 and then it kept increasing -- not possible, docs say. He had OCD, schizophrenia and a PhD in philosophy. I was the only person that could keep him "normal". He could look after mutilated and injured dogs, but any human with even a slight disfigurement would throw him into lala land. Went through a lot of soap, shampoo, towels, toothbrushes, and electric tea kettles when he stayed at my house. You're not like that, are you Mauddy?
    Mine's Mensa range. (Done tests before for work.) Who cares? It doesn't help to fix the fridge when it's on the blink.

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    ^^ oh dear.

    One of those. Usually sound like a mensu, to me. Have you checked your panties?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    I was thinking about Thais and there having a national avaerage IQ of 80 or whatever it was
    91. UK is 100 and USA is 98. Equatorial Guinea is 59, maybe Drivingforce could start a business there - sounds like his target market and with his IQ of 61 he'd be the leading businessman there in no time.

    Not at all sure about this IQ stuff anyway, there seem be a million different ways of measuring it and a whole bunch of different scales - 90 on one is 130 on another. The methodology is a little suspect too. The wiki article that says the national IQ of Equatorial Guinea is 59 also says that
    he majority of the data points were based upon convenience rather than representative samples. Some points were not even based on residents of the country. For instance, the “data point for Suriname was based on tests given to Surinamese who had migrated to the Netherlands, and the “data point” for Ethiopia was based on the IQ scores of a highly selected group that had emigrated to Israel and, for cultural and historical reasons was hardly representative of the Ethiopian population. The data point for Mexico was based on a weighted averaging of the results of a study of “Native American and Mestizo children in Southern Mexico” with result of a study of residents of Argentina [8].
    Upon reading the original reference, they found that the “data point” that Lynn and Vanhanen used for the lowest IQ estimate, Equatorial Guinea, was actually the mean IQ of a group of Spanish children in a home for the developmentally disabled in Spain.
    Go figure

    Safest just to assume that people aren't as smart as they think they are and not as stupid as you think they are.
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    ^ Agree. If I'm were in a jungle in Thailand and I needed help, I'd pick the Thai coconut farmer to help me over the NGO from England.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muadib View Post
    Ever hear of mensa???
    Why would you join a group whose name means table??? Anyway, you only need 132 to join, that's borderline retarded

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    ^That's mesa.

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