The best things in life are free.

**withnallstoke** · 21-08-2009, 09:38 PM

Are the best things in life free?

**Fuzzy Bob** · 21-08-2009, 09:39 PM

No....

**Thetyim** · 21-08-2009, 09:45 PM

TD is free

**Fuzzy Bob** · 21-08-2009, 09:47 PM

STD's are free (sometimes)

**Texpat** · 21-08-2009, 09:49 PM

Nothing is free.

Best worst, you pay for it all.

Money is not the only form of consideration.

**StrontiumDog** · 21-08-2009, 09:51 PM

Teakdoor is free, so therefore my answer is yes!

**withnallstoke** · 21-08-2009, 09:55 PM

My brother reckons they are. The establishment reckons they aren't. He goes into places that stock large amounts of things. He takes what he wants, and walks out. Not always the best. He spends a few months in prisons. Then does it all again.

**Rural Surin** · 21-08-2009, 10:07 PM

Nothing wrong with a little freedom.

**DrAndy** · 21-08-2009, 10:07 PM

Prison is free

**baldrick** · 21-08-2009, 10:08 PM

how much does your air cost you ?

**jandajoy** · 21-08-2009, 10:09 PM

Hair seems to be free.

**Texpat** · 21-08-2009, 10:12 PM

If you don't provide nourishment, hair dies. (aside from mine, which died from a maternal genetic defect a decade ago)

That platypus burger you're scarfing down wasn't free, was it?

NOT FREE.

**jandajoy** · 21-08-2009, 10:16 PM

Originally Posted by Texpat

That platypus burger you're scarfing down wasn't free, was it?

Never touch 'em.

Camel for me, fresh out of the scrub, hit with a ute. Reverse back over the beast to crack it up a bit, then a good fire, a bit of damper, a few slugs of Bundy and it's stars from a swag.

**Texpat** · 21-08-2009, 10:23 PM

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Camel for me, fresh out of the scrub, hit with a ute.

Grill damage?

Reverse back over the beast to crack it up a bit,

Tire degradation, shock wear

then a good fire, a bit of damper,

free firewood at the roadside? Piled up? Have to forage for it? What's the cost in time and effort? Calories burned...

a few slugs of Bundy and it's stars from a swag.

Bundy, yummy. It it were free, I might change my mind about this thread. Even thought I rarely drink spirits. Ever started a fire with beer?

**CB79** · 21-08-2009, 10:32 PM

Simple answer is yes.

**withnallstoke** · 21-08-2009, 10:36 PM

What the fuck is bundy?

**Texpat** · 21-08-2009, 10:39 PM

In Oz-speak, almost everything has a "y" attached to the end. If your name is John Reed, You're Johnny Reedy. If you live in Tasmania, it's Tazzy. Your sunglasses are sunnies and your breakfast is breakky.

If a word naturally has a y at the end, it's changed to another consonant. Lilly is lils and Terry is Tel. Sydney is, fucknose, Sidders?

Curious biped simians, these Orrralstrallieans.

But they usually don't whine.

**baldrick** · 21-08-2009, 10:40 PM

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

What the fuck is bundy?

Queensland brown sugar

**withnallstoke** · 21-08-2009, 10:44 PM

Still none the wiser. Is it some sort of Aussie piss in a bottle and pass around drink?

**mad_dog** · 21-08-2009, 10:47 PM

That cash for crap cars deal they have going in the US and UK is pretty good: 5000 for an old motor... I might get mum and dad to flog my Pergeot(s.P\p) free money !

DaffyDuck · 21-08-2009, 10:52 PM

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Are the best things in life free?

No, never were, never will be.

**withnallstoke** · 21-08-2009, 11:00 PM

Gazing on the stars. Feeling the breeze. Walking. Winking . Smiling. Laughing

**somtamslap** · 21-08-2009, 11:02 PM

I think we'd better suss out what the best things are before we continue..

**Texpat** · 21-08-2009, 11:03 PM

Not trying to be a killjoy, but that feeling the breeze, stuff. Think it's free?

Loss in body temp. Requires calories to refill.

Gazing at the stars? Low-grade retina burn. They are "suns," you know?

**withnallstoke** · 21-08-2009, 11:08 PM

Originally Posted by Texpat

That feeling the breeze, stuff. Think it's free?

Yes.
So far

Originally Posted by Texpat

s in body temp. Requires calories to refill.

Eat free greens. Greens are bad anyway, the Fred was about the number free.

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