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    Thai voodoo on farang males

    We've all seen our mates go crazy over Thai chicks.
    Are they that great? Or just a good f[at]*ck? Or perhaps all under a spell of sorts?
    Talked to a Thai lady friend (lived in the west some 20 odd years) who says sitting with her Thai girlfriends that they talk about this voodoo they put on Falang males to "keep them".
    Says they put the mentural blood in their beers and then their under the spell. Anyone hear of this? Maybe no cause what Thai chick would give this up and screw it all up for them?

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    Yep, I heard of it, also pubic hair in your food and dumb stuff like that, of course when you eventually get caught shagging other birds it also makes it a good thing to blame it on, ie the pube she put in your drink made you want to fuk the arse off of her and it wasn't your fault, normally you will then have to wear one of those monks cotton wrist bands for a week to cure yourself but it does save a lot of earache

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    Yep, I heard of it, also pubic hair in your food and dumb stuff like that, of course when you eventually get caught shagging other birds it also makes it a good thing to blame it on, ie the pube she put in your drink made you want to fuk the arse off of her and it wasn't your fault, normally you will then have to wear one of those monks cotton wrist bands for a week to cure yourself but it does save a lot of earache
    Dawg, have I done a Ya Sang thread or not? If not you need one in your TD links page. I have all the recipes for this ya sang shit.

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    Nope you haven't, if you had i would surely remember it

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    You done one on Charms & Magic in Thailand, but no mention of pubes and other good bits

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    You done one on Charms & Magic in Thailand, but no mention of pubes and other good bits
    No. I wanted to do that one for paknamweb but their bitch sent me a -40 repo warning 10 seconds after I signed up. "Although we asked you at signup to give your website address we have decided that your website address is your website address and if you want to post your website address here you have to give us money, signed Betti". I told Betti to suck my shitstained dick but she never replied and for some reason I can no longer log in there.

    I might do a magical pubes thread here but you've got to admit that as 90% of the TD punters are tards right now it hardly seems worth the effort - it's my missus's birthday today though so as the night wears on and the beers come in I might weaken up and do an occult genitalia thread
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    ^Yeah but they understand pubes and stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    also pubic hair
    wot ? Thai women have pubic hair ?

    surely you jest .

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    ^Not Thai Chinese with a degree then the ones your shagging

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b
    I might do a magical pubes thread here but you've got to admit that as 90% of the TD punters are tards right now it hardly seems worth the effort - it's my missus's birthday today though so as the night wears on and the beers come in I might weaken up and do an occult genitalia thread
    You're writing about magical pubic hair potions and we're tards! 555

    Honestly, does anyone here believe in black magic or anything of the sort?

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    also pubic hair
    wot ? Thai women have pubic hair ?

    surely you jest .
    They'd have a lot more if they weren't plucking it all to put in unsuspecting farangs' drinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BugginOut View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b
    I might do a magical pubes thread here but you've got to admit that as 90% of the TD punters are tards right now it hardly seems worth the effort - it's my missus's birthday today though so as the night wears on and the beers come in I might weaken up and do an occult genitalia thread
    You're writing about magical pubic hair potions and we're tards! 555
    Consider the source first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    You done one on Charms & Magic in Thailand, but no mention of pubes and other good bits
    Which is a very interesting introduction to assorted amulets and charms indeed, even without the lurid bits.

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    Sweet info on amulets. I'm really interested in mythology and folklore, but have been having trouble finding information on the subject in Asian cultures.

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    Mate of mine was in a gogo and wouldnt tip one of the dancers - she got pissed and put a pube in his drink. So was that what she was trying to do - thai voodoo spell?

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    yawn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BugginOut View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b
    I might do a magical pubes thread here but you've got to admit that as 90% of the TD punters are tards right now it hardly seems worth the effort - it's my missus's birthday today though so as the night wears on and the beers come in I might weaken up and do an occult genitalia thread
    You're writing about magical pubic hair potions and we're tards! 555

    Honestly, does anyone here believe in black magic or anything of the sort?
    Apparently, DrB0b does - 'nuff said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by geezopeete View Post
    We've all seen our mates go crazy over Thai chicks.
    Are they that great? Or just a good f[at]*ck?
    First ...I have never believed in 'VOODOOing"
    Second....most of those girls are ugly anyway


    Or perhaps all under a spell of sorts?
    under a spell of cheap and available pussies, bcoz they can't get them back home. So in thailand, they all think they are 007 in a candy store.

    Talked to a Thai lady friend (lived in the west some 20 odd years) who says sitting with her Thai girlfriends that they talk about this voodoo they put on Falang males to "keep them".
    Just imagine, if you have to use all sorts of trick to keep your man, you must be pretty "desperate" indeed...and why is that?
    .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mooncake View Post
    First ...I have never believed in 'VOODOOing"
    Second....most of those girls are ugly anyway
    That's an odd thing to say; a superstitious Lao or Khmer girl can't be pretty? Or is it that she is likely not to be fair-skinned? Does this suggest a sense of innate superiority vis-a-vis darker skinned women, mooncake? Your nickname being kind of a dead giveaway. . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by robuzo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mooncake View Post
    First ...I have never believed in 'VOODOOing"
    Second....most of those girls are ugly anyway
    That's an odd thing to say; a superstitious Lao or Khmer girl can't be pretty? Or is it that she is likely not to be fair-skinned? Does this suggest a sense of innate superiority vis-a-vis darker skinned women, mooncake? Your nickname being kind of a dead giveaway. . .
    Oh believe me, I have seen too many pretty ones of dark skin and all the shades between, lao or kmere decendents or not.
    If you only care to step outside the "entertainment" ghetto, and not blind, you will see them everywhere too.

    Haha...you are dead wrong...on the meaning of my name, guess again ja

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    ^moon's quite the looker - she's make any issan bird proud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BugginOut View Post

    Honestly, does anyone here believe in black magic or anything of the sort?
    Hang on a mo there. Do you mean do we beleive it, or we believe that some thai women believe it?

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    ^^haha...u r such a peeper, p' Brit

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    Quote Originally Posted by mooncake View Post
    If you only care to step outside the "entertainment" ghetto, and not blind, you will see them everywhere too.
    Apparently I'm not the only one jumping to conclusions.

    Quote Originally Posted by mooncake View Post
    Haha...you are dead wrong...on the meaning of my name, guess again ja
    Plenty of people like mooncakes, sure- plenty of non-Isaan people like somtam, too, but the choice of "somtam" as a nickname might reasonably imply some significant association with Isaan (even if it just suggests you are farang living there). I'm sure I'm no more interested in guessing your ethnicity than you are in divulging it, so never mind. Please forgive me being presumptuous, I was likely being unfair, but why is it that you think superstitious Thai females are unlikely to be pretty? It does sound like the kind of bigoted nonsense I might expect to hear from an urban Thai professional (yes, I do know quite a few) whose idea of beauty is to appear to have been raised in a veal shed.

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