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    Lasses on Craig's List

    I just returned from a 3 week medical vacation.

    In '98 i met the nicest Thai lass I've had the privileged to associate with .. was a Chula student ..she graduated from Thammassat (sp) Law a few years back.

    I decided to check out the lasses on Craig's.

    I had exchanged emails / pix with several lasse who advertise on craig's.
    Several contacts concede up front they spoke little engrish & had help with the emails.
    None conceded to BG work .. Spa receptionist, hotel sales, shop owner ..

    Most demand "no games"

    I selected one to contact 1st. She had reported her engrish skill to be ok & provided her mobile # in an early email.
    She offered to be my friend, guide & translator.

    3rd day in Bkk I called her.
    I suggested a neutral meeting spot & we met at the Starbucks on Sukhumvet 'after she finished work' that day .. 6:30 PM ..
    She had on a dress simular to the one in a pix she sent .. similar color & neckline but 3 - 5 sizes larger. (I've reviewed the pix carefully)
    She spoke below minimal engrish .. granted I speak no Thai.
    before the 'froth' was off my latte, she looked at her mobile irritated .. "mobile hungry'
    She noded as I spoke & appeared to sip her iced coffee through a straw.
    She reported to like my eyes .. same same my photo .. the only closeup I sent I had on sun glasses.

    I suggested dinner at a Chao Praya restaurant of her choice.
    I suggested we BTS away from the solid mass of taxis .. nearer to the River & away from Suk .. then taxi to the river.
    She objected to the BTS / MRT (?) & 'demanded' we taxi.
    She objected to climbing over Suk through the BTS stairs because her feet hurt.
    We got in a taxi going toward upper Suk .. into grid lock w/ much conversation in Thai with the driver.

    After 'a while' in a taxi where I was not part of the conversation I was becoming obviously irritated.
    "Honey we go your hotel"

    "pull over" .. I paid the meter & gave her 200Thb for fare home.
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    same, same, but different...

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    Sounds delightful....one to avoid!

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    I am amazed you got past the 3-5 increase in her dress size!

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    Poor girl, I hope some idealistic Christian feminist will be along to "save" her soon.

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    ^ 555 Won't be moi.
    Good on ya, F. Did you miss dinner?

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    Jesus mate you really do need to get them warmed up first.

    She so obviously wanted to re-charge the old batteries in the hotel room.

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    Nah, I think she wanted to top off her minutes! Maybe she had to call her faan chai.

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    OP sounds gay, nothing wrong with that mind you.

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    Good Thai Uni girls are shy quiet creatures, you must talk your way into their knickers and then open them up!

    Literally speaking of course.

    I bet you missed a cracker mate.

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    I'm guessing she wasn't actually a uni student hooter.

    In fact, why was the uni student he met in '98 even mentioned in the OP?

    As a further note, they are not all shy retiring little creatures, some quite hot little minxes out there absolutely gagging for it.

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    ^ A Chula student and studying law.

    What was the pass rate and time frame in that era btw?

    I not know.......

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    A Chula student and studying law.
    They need loving too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tjyflhol View Post
    some quite hot little minxes out there absolutely gagging for it.
    You have the gift of the gab, which is exactly my point.

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    Not sure that's exactly true but it's certainly the nicest thing anybody has said to me today, have a green.

    Still not sure why the Chula student was mentioned in the OP? Sounds like he hooked up with a freelancer. I wouldn't have bothered even given her the 200 baht fare. In fact I don't think I would have got as far as the taxi with the cheeky mare.

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    I think he means that he's expecting the same standard of girl as the chula girl. But I'm not sure also, It made me think when I read it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by foreigner
    a neutral meeting spot & we met at the Starbucks on Sukhumvet
    bad move, Starbucks

    Quote Originally Posted by foreigner
    She noded as I spoke & appeared to sip her iced coffee through a straw.
    only "appeared" to, was she not drinking it?
    and noding?
    Quote Originally Posted by foreigner
    "Honey we go your hotel" "pull over" .. I paid the meter & gave her 200Thb for fare home.
    mean bastard

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    Should've just opened the door and pushed her out, like in 'The Krays'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by britmaveric
    OP sounds gay, nothing wrong with that mind you.
    what are you doing for dinner tonight, mavrick

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    the 2 are reportedly looking for a slave.


    Mistress looking for slaves

    this one is looking for a generous man

    BANGKOK BEAUTY

    re chula lass: met her on the internet & that was part of my craigs list thought process.
    she graduated from chula & worked for a brit company .. came out of that hating farangs.
    graduated from Thammassat 2 or 3 years ago.

    she was a klong expert .. klong buses way up past ekkami (sp) into lad prao.

    I produced a video in Bkk several years ago .. she found the video shop that provided cameras, lights, producer .. the video producer then edited the raw footage on a adobe premere run board w/ large format beta tape
    & got a farang (whom many here know) to do the voice over.
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    That top pic has some ladyboy action going on I reckon.

    And I think Nawty has tried the girl in the bottom pic.

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    ^ I thought the same...

    ^^ I would wager the 2 at the top have a few 'extra bits'... Yikes!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    I am amazed you got past the 3-5 increase in her dress size!
    Yeah, I would have walked right there "Sorry, I waiting for different lay-dee!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by foreigner
    farang (whom many here know) to do the voice over.
    Scampy?

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